michellejohnsonxox Tooting

[soundofsilence]

There has been quite a few reviews for this girl, so I decided to meet her earlier today. Comms were straightforward, with her flat on a busy high street in Tooting. Her body looks similiar to her photos (a thick but not too fat, size 12), there has been debate on whether she is 18 years old, but she has a young looking face and so could believe that was her age.

I paid 60 quid for half an hour. Went into fk, but her breath was quite bad, so went onto owo. Owo was quite good, with dt and ball licking. After ten minutes of OWO, she removed her bra, to reveal her breasts. I went to play with them, but they smelt of dried spit (probably from a punter licking them before me!  ). So we quickly moved onto intercourse, there was a faint smell coming from her downstairs regions.  Sex was in standard positions, nothing to write home about (unlike some of the fine ones in the Latina parlours!). Popped and finished up with a shower.

Positives: Good owo and nice personality
Negatives: Hygiene - I'm a stickler for hygiene, whilst I could forgive the bad breath, the other two things I cannot, especially after so many good reviews. I think she must be taking back to back bookings whilst thinking she could get away without looking after her personal hygiene. Hence why in the end I decided to give a negative rating instead of neutral.

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[pumps]

Damn that sounds awful, at least those latinas you mention run wet wipes over affected areas 


shes either stacking customers back to back or has no self respect.

[holland]

There has been quite a few reviews for this girl, so I decided to meet her earlier today. Comms were straightforward, with her flat on a busy high street in Tooting. Her body looks similiar to her photos (a thick but not too fat, size 12), there has been debate on whether she is 18 years old, but she has a young looking face and so could believe that was her age.

I paid 60 quid for half an hour. Went into fk, but her breath was quite bad, so went onto owo. Owo was quite good, with dt and ball licking. After ten minutes of OWO, she removed her bra, to reveal her breasts. I went to play with them, but they smelt of dried spit (probably from a punter licking them before me! ). So we quickly moved onto intercourse, there was a faint smell coming from her downstairs regions.  Sex was in standard positions, nothing to write home about (unlike some of the fine ones in the Latina parlours!). Popped and finished up with a shower.

Positives: Good owo and nice personality
Negatives: Hygiene - I'm a stickler for hygiene, whilst I could forgive the bad breath, the other two things I cannot, especially after so many good reviews. I think she must be taking back to back bookings whilst thinking she could get away without looking after her personal hygiene. Hence why in the end I decided to give a negative rating instead of neutral.

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Soundofsilence I think you may be wrong.
Are you sure you can recognize the smell of dried spit?

She has some great tits..
It cannot be possible..just spit..

it was probabily dried cum mixed with spit 

Sorry mate to hear that and thanks for the warning. I was considering to see her again. Not any more.

[pumps]

Soundofsilence I think you may be wrong.
Are you sure you can recognize the smell of dried spit?

She has some great tits..
It cannot be possible..just spit..

it was probabily dried cum mixed with spit

Sorry mate to hear that and thanks for the warning. I was considering to see her again. Not any more.

 



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Soundofsilence I think you may be wrong.
Are you sure you can recognize the smell of dried spit?

She has some great tits..
It cannot be possible..just spit..

it was probabily dried cum mixed with spit 

Sorry mate to hear that and thanks for the warning. I was considering to see her again. Not any more.

[Michellejohnsonxox]

There has been quite a few reviews for this girl, so I decided to meet her earlier today. Comms were straightforward, with her flat on a busy high street in Tooting. Her body looks similiar to her photos (a thick but not too fat, size 12), there has been debate on whether she is 18 years old, but she has a young looking face and so could believe that was her age.

I paid 60 quid for half an hour. Went into fk, but her breath was quite bad, so went onto owo. Owo was quite good, with dt and ball licking. After ten minutes of OWO, she removed her bra, to reveal her breasts. I went to play with them, but they smelt of dried spit (probably from a punter licking them before me!  ). So we quickly moved onto intercourse, there was a faint smell coming from her downstairs regions.  Sex was in standard positions, nothing to write home about (unlike some of the fine ones in the Latina parlours!). Popped and finished up with a shower.

Positives: Good owo and nice personality
Negatives: Hygiene - I'm a stickler for hygiene, whilst I could forgive the bad breath, the other two things I cannot, especially after so many good reviews. I think she must be taking back to back bookings whilst thinking she could get away without looking after her personal hygiene. Hence why in the end I decided to give a negative rating instead of neutral.

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Yes, thank you for the feedback. Yesterday I had about 15 clients, which gave me very little time to have full on showers. Hygiene means a lot to me and I always clean myself, but very unlucky for you, yesterday unfortunately as I had little time. I do apologise about that, and also I was eating spicy nuts which was not the best option for me to eat obviously. As well as that being a prostitute is not easy, it's hard to click and connect with clients to create that special experience. I like to compensate for small incidents like this, so if you want to give me a call we can arrange something, feel free.

Michelle.

[Type_O_Negative]

Yes, thank you for the feedback. Yesterday I had about 15 clients, which gave me very little time to have full on showers. Hygiene means a lot to me and I always clean myself, but very unlucky for you, yesterday unfortunately as I had little time. I do apologise about that, and also I was eating spicy nuts which was not the best option for me to eat obviously. As well as that being a prostitute is not easy, it's hard to click and connect with clients to create that special experience. I like to compensate for small incidents like this, so if you want to give me a call we can arrange something, feel free.

Michelle.

Fucking hell...

[Bassman]

Yes, thank you for the feedback. Yesterday I had about 15 clients, which gave me very little time to have full on showers. Hygiene means a lot to me and I always clean myself, but very unlucky for you, yesterday unfortunately as I had little time. I do apologise about that, and also I was eating spicy nuts which was not the best option for me to eat obviously. As well as that being a prostitute is not easy, it's hard to click and connect with clients to create that special experience. I like to compensate for small incidents like this, so if you want to give me a call we can arrange something, feel free.

Michelle.

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[puntingpumping1920]

I'm not surprised by this negative. Michelle told me she sets a target each day and wants to retire whoring the first quarter next year

I never experienced what OP did, but I knew when she got popular she will fall to same pitfall similar girls that offer good service at a cheap price do....back to back booking, poor hygiene issues and lack of discretion

[EnglishRebecca121]

michelle i have to ask why oh why would you allow yourself to see 15 clients in one day

seriously you will suffer burn out very quickly!

[pumps]

I like to compensate for small incidents like this, so if you want to give me a call we can arrange something, feel free.

Can't see anything good coming of this, empty gesture that'll impress the fluffys.

Here's a tip; factor in a shower after each client - if this punter went away unhappy that day I can imagine so did several others.

[holland]

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[what-a man]

Yes, thank you for the feedback. Yesterday I had about 15 clients, which gave me very little time to have full on showers. Hygiene means a lot to me and I always clean myself, but very unlucky for you, yesterday unfortunately as I had little time. I do apologise about that, and also I was eating spicy nuts which was not the best option for me to eat obviously. As well as that being a prostitute is not easy, it's hard to click and connect with clients to create that special experience. I like to compensate for small incidents like this, so if you want to give me a call we can arrange something, feel free.

Michelle.

Blow me sideways and call me Doreen!!!,  not being hygienic is no excuse

[Michellejohnsonxox]

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I do shower nearly after each, obviously I don't go wash after quick blow jobs.

I can  compensate the full amount back, not  a problem to me 😀

Dont like people being unhappy after seeing me

[Michellejohnsonxox]

michelle i have to ask why oh why would you allow yourself to see 15 clients in one day

seriously you will suffer burn out very quickly!

Trust me it's easy laying on the back all day, I don't burn myself out at all. And not everyone comes for sex but other things too

[Michellejohnsonxox]

Blow me sideways and call me Doreen!!!,  not being hygienic is no excuse

Of course not, and I did apologise. But I had no time unfortunately... Time is precious and it rarely happens where I don't shower .. that day I just forgot about myself a little bit )

[The_Don]

michelle i have to ask why oh why would you allow yourself to see 15 clients in one day

In the case of the op and others punters 

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She may have, only been thinking about the £2 per minute (which is her 30 minute rate).

[holland]

Of course not, and I did apologise. But I had no time unfortunately... Time is precious and it rarely happens where I don't shower .. that day I just forgot about myself a little bit )

Michelle you should just shut up and fuck off!
15 clients and no shower!! You dirty bitch! You just care about the money and you put our health in danger.
Brainless woman!! You should be blacklisted

[hendrix]

I smell something, and it's not because of the lack of showering..

[Michellejohnsonxox]

Michelle you should just shut up and fuck off!
15 clients and no shower!! You dirty bitch! You just care about the money and you put our health in danger.
Brainless woman!! You should be blacklisted

Honestly I don't care about the money that much anymore, and you shouldn't be saying things like that. I'm nearly finished in this fucked up industry as I've all my goals achieved out of it.
I can proudly say that I'm very hygienic and love to be clean. My health is important and is checked every few of weeks.
It's disgusting what I did for that client and I take credit for it but things like that don't happen often so please don't be so rude

[pumps]

Go on michelle, tell us which fluffy is coaching you with these replies?   
 
Smells suspicious in here

[soundofsilence]

Sorry Michelle, I won't be taking the refund, as its more to do with principle then money. As you can see from the replies in this thread, hygiene is no small matter for us punters, and your replies in this thread have reminded me of...

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[Michellejohnsonxox]

Sorry Michelle, I won't be taking the refund, as its more to do with principle then money. As you can see from the replies in this thread, hygiene is no small matter for us punters, and your replies in this thread have reminded me of...

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Yes, and I'll make sure this never happens again.

[Michellejohnsonxox]

Go on michelle, tell us which fluffy is coaching you with these replies?   
 
Smells suspicious in here

I am not being coached by anyone

[pumps]

I am not being coached by anyone

If I were born yesterday, I'd probably believe that. 

[holland]

Honestly I don't care about the money that much anymore, and you shouldn't be saying things like that. I'm nearly finished in this fucked up industry as I've all my goals achieved out of it.
I can proudly say that I'm very hygienic and love to be clean. My health is important and is checked every few of weeks.
It's disgusting what I did for that client and I take credit for it but things like that don't happen often so please don't be so rude

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[Cunning Punt]

An escort who's coached does not come on here and actually admit to having seen 15 clients a day and not showering.

If the money isn't important, not sure why she felt the need to see 15 clients a day. Spreading them out a bit would provide a better, cleaner experience and make her less jaded and lengthen her career a bit, but there you go.

Either way, I'm put off seeing her. Thanks for the review: it was as you/we feared - and worse!

[pumps]

lol - could easily of been coached, no one said the coach was any good?

A pair of numpties will always be a pair of numpties at the end of the day. 

[killerbees]

Yes, thank you for the feedback. Yesterday I had about 15 clients, which gave me very little time to have full on showers. Hygiene means a lot to me and I always clean myself, but very unlucky for you, yesterday unfortunately as I had little time. I do apologise about that, and also I was eating spicy nuts which was not the best option for me to eat obviously. As well as that being a prostitute is not easy, it's hard to click and connect with clients to create that special experience. I like to compensate for small incidents like this, so if you want to give me a call we can arrange something, feel free.

Michelle.

Just playing devil's advocate here but there is something very fishy, no pun intended about this reply. Surely only a working girl with the intellect of Rio Lee would admit to seeing 15 punters on here and not showering in between. And as for the spicy nuts comment, well that beggars belief. Could there be a possibilty that this is a troll/sergei/other wg pretending to be her?
I'm not for one second mitigating the OPs hygiene issue he had with her btw, but this reply from her makes little sense.

[holland]

Just playing devil's advocate here but there is something very fishy, no pun intended about this reply. Surely only a working girl with the intellect of Rio Lee would admit to seeing 15 punters on here and not showering in between. And as for the spicy nuts comment, well that beggars belief. Could there be a possibilty that this is a troll/sergei/other wg pretending to be her?
I'm not for one second mitigating the OPs hygiene issue he had with her btw, but this reply from her makes little sense.

I don't really think so. I met her. She writes the way she speaks. She is young and naive.

[vickyslover]

She has also been offering bareback too by the looks of her feedback. Crazy as i was thinking about having a booking with her a while back   

[The_Don]

She has also been offering bareback too by the looks of her feedback. Crazy as i was thinking about having a booking with her a while back

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At first I was thinking what bullshit any troll could post that................ Then I read her response

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What a fucking idiot.

[Cunning Punt]

lol - could easily of been coached, no one said the coach was any good?

Nah, I reckon she's just dumb particularly going on the latest evidence:

She has also been offering bareback too by the looks of her feedback. Crazy as i was thinking about having a booking with her a while back

First she does 15 back-to-back bookings with no shower, which is stupid.
Then she actually admits it, which is honest - but stupid.

Second she does bareback, which is fucking stupid.
The she admits it, which is honest - but stupid.

So many reasons to avoid this girl...

[Brazilian Martian]

First she does 15 back-to-back bookings with no shower, which is stupid.
Then she actually admits it, which is honest - but stupid.

Second she does bareback, which is fucking stupid.
The she admits it, which is honest - but stupid.

So many reasons to avoid this girl...

The sad thing is this will probably draw a few silly punters to her