Author Topic: Miss Sexmachine - christmas came early  (Read 3045 times)


28 review(s) for Miss Angelina Jade (25 positive, 2 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Honestperv

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I decided to treat myself to some silicon-enhanced fun after finishing my last day of work for the year: Miss Sexmachine.

I'd seen reviews of her on here, and was slightly worried about the dodgy-sounding location. But to my surprise it was quite easy to find. If you take a right out of the tube station and go via white heart lane, you go around the outside of the council estate rather than through it, I think. It's about a 10 minute walk, and I didn't feel unsafe or uncomfortable at any point.

Comms were good. When I arrived at the flat she opened the door already basically naked apart from some heels and stockings. She looked great, but I would have preferred she was wearing some more clothes as I find that more tantalising. My fault for not telling her what to wear though. The flat itself was fine, not luxurious or particularly sexy, but I didn't see anything to complain about, nor did I encounter any other WGs/punters.

I paid and we had a little chat. For some reason I expected her to be a bit bitchy, but she was actually very sweet and bubbly, and I felt like I had a good rapport with her. We got down to business, and to my surprise she offered OWO! And at no extra cost, so I happily accepted. I've seen other people say she refuses OWO so either the good rapport helped or she was feeling the christmas spirit!

I had a good play with her boobs, on with the rubber, then cowgirl/reverse cowgirl/doggie/missionary and uncovered titfuck to finish. Her boobs really are amazing; if you like fake tits you will love them. They're huge, not too hard, and nicely shaped with no visible scars. Other than that she is in great shape although slightly thicker around the waist than I expected. But make no mistake, she is fucking hot. She's nicely tanned and while I'm not usually into tattoos, hers suit her.

She offered to give me a massage, and did so while we chatted. I found her easy to talk to. Round two started with OWO again, then she put a rubber on me and continued sucking. We fucked in a couple of positions, and then she finished me off on her ample rack. Fucking awesome.

Paid £140 for the hour, so a bit more expensive than some, but for me it was good VFM. It is difficult to find a good huge fake boob experience, let alone at this price, so I think I'll be back soon. I've never seen the same WG twice, but I think I'll make an exception for Miss SM. She is very relaxed, takes instruction well and seems dedicated to providing a good service.

From conversation I picked up that she goes back and forth between London and Hungary on a regular basis, so that's why her profile disappears sometimes.

Would recommend.

Offline pumps

I was looking at her profile yesterday and today and there wasn't any mention of OWO being back on the cards otherwise I'd of made an appointment.

well done op  :hi:. It would be a game changer if its back on the menu for all with legal tender like it once was before.  :sarcastic:

Profile is down now, so she must have gone back to hungary ..... She just needed a bit of quick easy xmas shopping money.

Offline claretandblue

That's very strange ,I spoke to her earlier this week and asked about owo, she said oral only with a condom.... perhaps she had a few calls along similar lines and has realised she needs to do owo to get enough business

Offline nickleupip

I can verify the owo as I have also seen her this week. Uses the name Angelina jade at the moment. Review to follow in a few days as I want the impression to settle so I can be fair, but it will not be positive.

Gone home now but will go to a central London location when she's back. Back in wood green in February she told me.

Offline pumps

I can verify the owo as I have also seen her this week. Uses the name Angelina jade at the moment. Review to follow in a few days as I want the impression to settle so I can be fair, but it will not be positive.

Gone home now but will go to a central London location when she's back. Back in wood green in February she told me.

How about those apples then, I hope it is reinstated officially because I can't be fucked to visit her or anyone else without it.