Well I was scanning through the ads and came across this lady
External Link/Members OnlyAd sounded good "erotic" "extremely exciting" looks fit in the photo, bit pricey but thought I'd give it a go.
No problems with area, houses look newish and expensive. It's a cul-de-sac so you can be seen but you park right outside front door so your literally 5 or so steps from the house.
She answered the door promptly wearing jeans and a casual top,my first thought was wow she's fit.
Took me to the massage room which is a large summerhouse type cabin in the back garden,again like the house nice and clean inside.
She took off the jeans and top, no panties or bra. she's got a great body for her age, could easily pass for early 30's.
Asked if I'd like to start on my back or front which I thought a bit odd, I said front expecting to finish on my back with a nice hand job.
So the soft music is playing, starts on my feet working her way up, slight clipping of balls as she did between my legs but never touched properly,as she was doing my back I was so tempted to let my hands wander but something just didn't feel right.
Ok it's time to turn over, this is where it gets good-or so I thought. again starts at feet and works her way up, didn't touch the old boy. reaches my arms and places my hand on her stomach,i thought now's the time so started to gently move my hand but she moved it back(no touching allowed).
Feeling a bit disheartened by this point at how much this is going to cost now but still feeling optimistic that the good stuff was yet to come as she hadn't massaged my chest or stomach.
She then goes to head of table and sits on a chair massaging around my neck and shoulders, also did my chest as far as could be reached from sitting down, never massaged stomach or went anywhere near my cock.
Then she said she'd done,i was gutted 80 quid and all I got was an average massage albeit with a very fit nude bird.so I asked about extras and she said she doesn't do that.
I think the moral of the story here is ask beforehand, I didn't and just went assuming(maybe wrongly) that for that price I'd get a handjob and a feel.
Very nice friendly person, clean but wouldn't return.