External Link/Members OnlyI was in and around sheffield today and couldn't get hold of Rita the Exotic Masseuse or Stephanie from Promassageme, so my options were either Phoenix Spa, Muangkhwan or a place I'd nevrr been before, Fei Chinese massage. After reading a couple of good reviews I went to the latter, as I'd been to the other two recently.
Gave them a call and got in within half an hour. Easy patking nearby so I was all set. I walked in to what is an open reception area and sat down. I must say that I was slightly uneasy, I felt like I was sat in a fish bow due to the big clear glass window and people walking past. Anyway, she came out a minute later, Marie, I think her name was... She was 5'4" not particularly attractive, a little overweight and had small tits. If her tits matched her arse we'd have been all set but not such luck.
I'd booked an hour at 40 quid but she asked if she could do forty minutes due to another client. I thought "this is my get out clause" and suggested I come back later but she said no, one hour was fine. I then said, just half an hour would suit me, which she accepted.... 30 quid then. I undressed in front of her, laid face down and she got stuck straight into my balls and taint, happy days and straight away she's asking me if I want any extras. I said just a HE at 20 quid, as she wasn't my type. What followed was a nice enough medium massage with plenty of ball and shaft action for around 15 minutes. She flipped me over and gave me a decent enough tug and tried to catch my spunk in her hand. After I came, she cleaned me up, told me I did an angry cum, presumably because there was a lot and she didn't judge her catch right. I was dressed and and I was away after 35 minutes.
I noticed that there was a monitor in the massage room with a camera on the door. There was another chinese lady there who looked fitter than the old bird I had. To be fair the place was nice enough, and so was Marie, but she wasn't my cup of cha, hence a neutral review. If I go back, I'll ask if there's anyone alse working and see how that pans out.
So, in conclusion, 30 minutes for 50 quid for a reasonable massage and a HE. Other services were on offer such as b2b and topless massage but I just opted for a quck rub and tug.
Darke...
