I'll fess up here! I booked her out of curiosity a few months before I discovered this REALLY useful forum, I wanted to shag a short arse, the only defense I can offer M'Laud was there weren't any face pics for me to be horrified by.
It was in Basingstoke before summer I think, comms were all over the place, she gave me awful advice where to park, then you have to stand in a particular position in a particular place in the road and point out "landmarks" (in my case how many bins were on a step outside a kebab shop - fucking classy!!) as some sort of vetting procedure.
After 45 minutes of hanging around due to a delay in her text response, common sense got the better of my libido and there was definitely a tremor in The Force and I texted her saying I'm way to late for the start of our punt, sorry to inconvienience you (my fucking time too) see you another time - all I got back was "okay sorry hun"
After I joined here I realised I had either : by fate or : by chance dodged a colossal bullet.
Reading the above comments she might have been a great punt a few years ago but I won't be trying to book her in 2017.
Thanks again for all members honest contributions.