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Author Topic: Bi Fun Club in Sutton: December 19  (Read 1993 times)


2 review(s) for Bi Fun Club (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Hydrant

https://www.adultwork.com/3145259 or https://www.adultwork.com/Bi+Fun+Club

I was inspired to attend this four-hour event by BigBoi1955's positive review of the previous one: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=122490

I'll try to avoid repeating the info he's already given us but I will attempt to fill in some other other background for anyone who may be tempted by the absolute bargain price (£55, and you can stay the whole four hours if you have the stamina).

I arrived early and was shown around by one of the working girls – the most immediately attractive. She's a curvy but not plump coffee-coloured girl in her 30s, maybe older, whose slightly exotic name begins with a M, but I can't remember it otherwise. The other WGs were Pandora (a Brit whose AW profile is here: https://www.adultwork.com/1894319 – she does a lot of other parties and looks damned good for her 56 years) plus a short and only slightly plump EE girl, 30-ish, whose name has flown out of my failing 60-year-old brain. All three were friendly, cheerful and obliging, though M didn't do OWO. There was also a very round and bubbly black girl whose name I also can't remember acting as the hostess. She didn't play in the near-three hours I was there. I did ask her and we joked about it.

I didn't attempt to count how many people were there but it was at least 50 and could have been more; not all at the same time though. As in BigBoi's visit there were some swinger ladies, maybe eight or nine, some on their own and some in couples. During my visit (I had to leave with an hour and a quarter still to go) the ones in couples either didn't play at all, even with each other, or were very, very selective in whom they chose. Not me, anyway. There was a very respectable-looking middle-aged Asian couple who wandered round fully dressed watching the action and smiling – the wife was really beautiful. Just before I went I noticed that another couple were trying to be a bit touchy-feely with them, which they laughed about and semi-reciprocated, but then moved away fairly quickly. About halfway through, a new 30-to-40ish  couple arrived and were being shown round. Then they stayed dressed and just watched the debauchery. We never spoke but to me there was something unlikely about their presence – both quite presentable but you wouldn't be surprised if they were PC-mad vegan lefties, and you'd think people like that would disapprove.

The single swinger girls were all BBWs to greater or less degrees and pretty obliging. You wouldn't pay money to play with them unless that's your fetish but I had blow jobs off two, finger-fucked one and my first pop was over a big blonde called Marie's ample bosom. Two other swingers were organising a spanking event in the dungeon room downstairs but I wasn't interested in that and didn't look in.

Having been warned that there were no lockers or any other secure system I took as little as possible with me, but as I was travelling by train and going to work later that was still quite a bit of stuff. There's a room off the kitchen with a big rail to hang coats and storage for bags behind. It's not guarded, but there's always someone in the kitchen so I wasn't too worried about stashing my coat and bag in there. One of the rooms upstairs is for changing and if you don't want to walk around dressed (as some did) you leave the rest of your clothes in a neat pile and walk round in a towel which shows off your erection (or lack thereof).

When me and the other early arrivals went to get changed the room was full of trannies in various stages of preparation. Most were, as BigBoi said, a bit like pantomime dames. Three were pretty damn cute, however, and I did indulge, getting sucked by a super-slender brunette and inviting a tall blonde to feed me her dick while I faced-fucked one of the hookers. The cutest tranny of all was a young and slim Asian who, sadly, didn't seem to be playing... just watching or chatting.

In terms of my own experience, it was truly excellent. I'm not backward at coming forward so I had working-girl sex with both M and the EE girl  (I think me and M actually kicked off  the whole day's action with an audience of about eight blokes!) I had several blow jobs from all three girls, sometimes while they were servicing other guys, and even risked 69 with the EE lady (quite early in proceedings). I had Pandora to myself on the bed for exquiste oral but she couldn't get me hard enough for penetration after I'd already popped once. I did have a second climax just before I showered and left, courtesty of a hand-job from the EE lady.

As the house got busier it did seem to be filled with semi-naked guys wandering between the rooms looking for action, but I'd say maybe a third of them never got any, possibly by choice, possibly through feeling awkward or shy. The age range went from 20s up to probably 70s, with a majority of 40 to 60s. The younger guys were among the most timid, though I did see two of them sucking each other quite late in the day. Maybe they're in the closet and had been building up their nerve.

There wasn't much purely gay action. Sometimes when there was one girl and three guys on the same bed there was a bit of bi-play. Never saw any anal, either hetero or gay. I got fondled and sucked by guys a few times but, like BigBoi, I'm cool with that.

In terms of bang for your buck this party was superb and I really enjoyed it. I'm lucky that I can usually make it to an event on Mondays with this kind of timing and now I aim to indulge as often as I can.


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2 review(s) found for Bi Fun Club linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Very good, comprehensive review but the chance of some random gaylord getting anywhere near me in a sexual way makes it a big no no.

Excellent review. I have been thinking of attending one of these Sutton do's for a while. Definitely on my to do list for 2017 now. Although a Monday is not the easiest day of the week for me. If I go I will tie a yellow ribbon round my cock so you know it is me.   :D

Offline vt

Very good, comprehensive review but the chance of some random gaylord getting anywhere near me in a sexual way makes it a big no no.

Surely that's the next stage on your quest for sexual adventure!!  ;)   :lol:

Offline davidgood

Thanks for your review Hydrant.

If I had known Pandora was a regular there I would have made the effort to go despite it being a bi party.

I can't work out who the 2 black girls would be, but the other sounds like Russian Anna who has been a regular on the party scene for a few years.

Glad you had a good time.

Regards,

davidgood

Surely that's the next stage on your quest for sexual adventure!!  ;)   :lol:

Ha! No

I’ve been to quite a few of these parties so can add some intel to Hydrant’s report. This week there were 4 working girls who stayed in the playrooms and fucked anyone who wanted a shag. They were (1) Pandora as described by Hydrant (2) Malu who I assume was the one who showed him around. (3) Gemma a Spanish or Latin lady and (4) “Melons” Marie who was from London or Essex. Ranking them in order I’d put Pandora and Malu joint first. I fucked both on Monday and they both had a great attitude and though they were fucking everyone who wanted them they made an effort to make you feel special. The one small negative for Pandora was that she had quite a bit of piercings on her pussy lips something I don’t like but as I wasn’t going to give her oral it didn’t bother me too much. Ten years ago Malu would have been a stunner and could have easily charged £200/hr for her services but nowdays I’d put her as a £120/hr but well worth it. Gemma was very average/ordinary looking in a mum next door way. I didn’t shag her but I had a short mutual grope with her. I liked Gemma’s tits the best of all the girls as they were soft and natural. I previously have seen Marie at another party and decided she wasn’t my type. She is English in her 40’s and everything about her was rough and screams council estates and benefits. She does deserve the Melons description however as she does have a fine set of knockers. That being said there was a swinger at the party who had the biggest pair of hangers I’ve ever seen, unfortunately she also had a very big belly. The difference between the working girls and swingers is that the WG’s seem to be allocated a bedroom and they stay there while the swingers move around the house and join in when they feel like it. There are some swingers who when in the bedroom will fuck anyone and there are others who are more selective and some who either don’t play or just play with their partners. I agree with hydrant about the Indian lady, she was gorgeous. She had a fit body and though looking very straight and wearing glasses she had the top buttons of her blouse undone and was showing some cleavage. I’d have paid £100 to have fucked her for 15 minutes on Monday if given a chance but unless they joined in after I left they seem to just be voyeurs. I don’t like the giving or receiving of pain but I did look into the dungeon a couple of times and there was a lot of bdsm action in there. I also saw a scene in the dungeon that was straight out of a porno. Two of the swinger ladies were on their knees and there was a group of 6 or 7 guys in a circle around them with hard cocks and getting a blow job in turn by the girls.

Offline davidgood

I’ve been to quite a few of these parties so can add some intel to Hydrant’s report. This week there were 4 working girls who stayed in the playrooms and fucked anyone who wanted a shag. They were (1) Pandora as described by Hydrant (2) Malu who I assume was the one who showed him around. (3) Gemma a Spanish or Latin lady and (4) “Melons” Marie who was from London or Essex. Ranking them in order I’d put Pandora and Malu joint first. I fucked both on Monday and they both had a great attitude and though they were fucking everyone who wanted them they made an effort to make you feel special. The one small negative for Pandora was that she had quite a bit of piercings on her pussy lips something I don’t like but as I wasn’t going to give her oral it didn’t bother me too much. Ten years ago Malu would have been a stunner and could have easily charged £200/hr for her services but nowdays I’d put her as a £120/hr but well worth it. Gemma was very average/ordinary looking in a mum next door way. I didn’t shag her but I had a short mutual grope with her. I liked Gemma’s tits the best of all the girls as they were soft and natural. I previously have seen Marie at another party and decided she wasn’t my type. She is English in her 40’s and everything about her was rough and screams council estates and benefits. She does deserve the Melons description however as she does have a fine set of knockers. That being said there was a swinger at the party who had the biggest pair of hangers I’ve ever seen, unfortunately she also had a very big belly. The difference between the working girls and swingers is that the WG’s seem to be allocated a bedroom and they stay there while the swingers move around the house and join in when they feel like it. There are some swingers who when in the bedroom will fuck anyone and there are others who are more selective and some who either don’t play or just play with their partners. I agree with hydrant about the Indian lady, she was gorgeous. She had a fit body and though looking very straight and wearing glasses she had the top buttons of her blouse undone and was showing some cleavage. I’d have paid £100 to have fucked her for 15 minutes on Monday if given a chance but unless they joined in after I left they seem to just be voyeurs. I don’t like the giving or receiving of pain but I did look into the dungeon a couple of times and there was a lot of bdsm action in there. I also saw a scene in the dungeon that was straight out of a porno. Two of the swinger ladies were on their knees and there was a group of 6 or 7 guys in a circle around them with hard cocks and getting a blow job in turn by the girls.

Thanks BB  for clarifying who the regular girls are.Now I know most are ones who I see regularly such as Malu and Gemma or Melons who have partied with a lot in the past then I am not so bothered that I can't get down to Sutton so easily now to give these parties a try.

The swingers sound interesting, but as most of us experienced party goers know, they can be very unpredictable and often only want to play with good looking young studs.

Regards,

davidgood




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