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Ladies, what is the weirdest request you have had from a client?

Offline TaniaM

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Had a few strange ones, but the one that rocked me was would I mind playing mum, change the nappy and feed him.

I'm afraid I said no thanks   :vomit:

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Ladies, what is the weirdest request you have had from a client?

The weirdest thing I've ever heard about was a bloke who used to go to a Manchester parlour where his kink was to suck used condoms!  :scare: :crazy: :wacko:

It was probably Cactus Jack.   :D

The weirdest thing I've ever heard about was a bloke who used to go to a Manchester parlour where his kink was to suck used condoms!  :scare: :crazy: :wacko:

It was probably Cactus Jack.   :D

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww :vomit:


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Had a few strange ones, but the one that rocked me was would I mind playing mum, change the nappy and feed him.

I'm afraid I said no thanks   :vomit:

This is called Adult Baby and is apparently relatively common. Many years ago there was one featured on a TV sex documentary.
Personally I think they are  :wacko: but it's each to his own.

Offline lovelysofia92

A guy had booked me and everything seemed fine until the day of the meeting when he asked me if I can bring some strawberries.

Upon inquiring why, he told me he would love to eat strawberries out of my two most precious holes. Needless to say we never met.

Offline LL

A guy had booked me and everything seemed fine until the day of the meeting when he asked me if I can bring some strawberries.

Upon inquiring why, he told me he would love to eat strawberries out of my two most precious holes. Needless to say we never met.
What, you don't like a guy to get too close to your nostrils?
:)

I had a guy request that I have bb sex with another guy then he wanted me to meet him so he could suck it out. 

I told him I don't offer bb he said cant you get your bf to do it.. I told him I was single he said when you get a bf I should contact him.. He had feedback so I am guessing some ladies provided this service for him but not me a total turn off.

Hardsports has been requested to.




Offline Mystique46m

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I've had an email from a guy to ask if myself and a fellow WG would kill and eat him.

I've been asked if I would walk on a guys stomach and stick a stiletto heel into his belly
button and pierce the skin.

I'm not even going to tell you about the email my friend got about a horse....

Have you got the number of the strawberry guy???!!!


Offline TaniaM

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What, you don't like a guy to get too close to your nostrils?
:)

Not fair, I almost wet myself there

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A guy had booked me and everything seemed fine until the day of the meeting when he asked me if I can bring some strawberries.

Upon inquiring why, he told me he would love to eat strawberries out of my two most precious holes. Needless to say we never met.

This is food play and is extremely common. Doesn't do anything for me, but I've seen it in mainstream Hollywood movies. Should you stay in the business I'm sure you will hear many stranger request than this. However as your services appear quite limited to 'attractive punters' only I fear you won't.

The weirdest thing I've ever heard about was a bloke who used to go to a Manchester parlour where his kink was to suck used condoms!  :scare: :crazy: :wacko:


Bloody hell; I'd forgotten about him! :scare:

Wasn't he nicknamed "Dog" or something like that?

Offline tda666

I asked the same question to a WG I met in Amsterdam (the Greek one from my earlier post on another thread!) and she said she had a punter ask her to pee in the bidet then he scooped it out with his cupped hands and drank it.  :scare:

Offline Kate

I've had an email from a guy to ask if myself and a fellow WG would kill and eat him.

wonder if its the same fella who asked me to kill him by suffocation through my boobs?, cut his dick off, stuff it with melted butter and use it as a dildo - sometimes im quite disappointed that my imagination doesn't quite match some peoples..

Offline lovelysofia92

This is food play and is extremely common. Doesn't do anything for me, but I've seen it in mainstream Hollywood movies. Should you stay in the business I'm sure you will hear many stranger request than this. However as your services appear quite limited to 'attractive punters' only I fear you won't.

For the last time, I didn't say I only want to see attractive guys; but I do reserve the right to decline people that completely put me off. In fact, today I've seen a guy for the second time and he's very fat, extremely hairy and quite smelly as well. He was very nice to me though hence the reason I saw him; twice.

And back to the topic; I agree, I'm sure I will come across much stranger requests... There was once this guy that I knew though (not a punter)
that kept pestering me about buying my clipped toenails (?!)

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For the last time, I didn't say I only want to see attractive guys; but I do reserve the right to decline people that completely put me off. In fact, today I've seen a guy for the second time and he's very fat, extremely hairy and quite smelly as well. He was very nice to me though hence the reason I saw him; twice.And back to the topic; I agree, I'm sure I will come across much stranger requests... There was once this guy that I knew though (not a punter)
that kept pestering me about buying my clipped toenails (?!)

Did he send you a photo though?  :D

Offline Kate

clipped toenails, bottles of spit, drops of blood.. sometimes makes me think punters are those crazy scientists wanting to simply clone an army of sluts.. perhaps to better humanity...

Offline lovelysofia92

Did he send you a photo though?  :D

Yes, he did. He has an adorable fluffy face though :)

I've seen a guy for the second time and he's very fat, extremely hairy and quite smelly as well. He was very nice to me though hence the reason I saw him; twice.

So you put looks before hygiene and you claim to have standards.  You are seriously deluded.

Offline lovelysofia92

So you put looks before hygiene and you claim to have standards.  You are seriously deluded.

Where did I say that? Please stop putting words into my mouth. I was simply pointing out that I've met someone I didn't find attractive at all knowing beforehand what he looked like. The reason I stated that is because I've been ostracised by everyone by having a different opinion and it made me think I was being too shallow. So I gave it a go. It was actually quite alright.

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Where did I say that? Please stop putting words into my mouth. I was simply pointing out that I've met someone I didn't find attractive at all knowing beforehand what he looked like. The reason I stated that is because I've been ostracised by everyone by having a different opinion and it made me think I was being too shallow. So I gave it a go. It was alright.

Well if being a member of UKP had helped open your mind we have been of some service.  ;)

Offline smiths

A WG told me of a guy who wanted to take her to a public toilet and he would lick the piss out of the urinal and wanted her to snowball it with her. It wasnt me. :scare: :lol:

Offline TaniaM

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you said that your client was quite smelly, that's bad hygiene in anyone's books

Offline xJenni

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I don't really get any weird ones :(
Only one where he requested I have a poo while he watched and played with himself.
I declined.

Watersports is very popular though. Not sure that's my thing.


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