Bradford Escorts

[martini2429]

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Hi,

Just wondering if anyone has used this agency before.

Thanks,

martin

[mrfishyfoo]

Yet another new agency pops up.

My thoughts are stick with the established ones in Leeds. If you must punt in Bradford they'll happily send you an outcall.

[mm86]

Quick glance at the website and it's all over the place.

Vicky, Asian whilst clearly white and also referred to as European and Alicia on her profile page.

Be nice to see an agency that doesn't seem like it was set up and run by an idiot

[Jindybandy]

Be nice to see an agency that doesn't seem like it was set up and run by an idiot

Hey, maybe we should all start one. "UKPeas", the finest selection of Chickpeas available. I'll make sure the girls are up to our high standards, you mm86 can be in charge of the website and Fishy can be the receptionist. Think we need to get this on Dragons Den asap!

[mrfishyfoo]

Hey, maybe we should all start one. "UKPeas", the finest selection of Chickpeas available. I'll make sure the girls are up to our high standards, you mm86 can be in charge of the website and Fishy can be the receptionist. Think we need to get this on Dragons Den asap!

PMSL. 

Does that mean I have to wear a dress. 

[mm86]

Hey, maybe we should all start one. "UKPeas", the finest selection of Chickpeas available. I'll make sure the girls are up to our high standards, you mm86 can be in charge of the website and Fishy can be the receptionist. Think we need to get this on Dragons Den asap!

Condescending Host: "It's not looking good for the three entreprenuers in the den. The jilted punters, whos faces have been blurred for legal reasons, have come into the Den asking for a £400,000 investment for just 2% stake in their new escort agency, UKPeas, however they haven't presented a clear business plan and the Dragons have started to become suspicious of their true intentions for the money.. Duncan's the first to share his thoughts"

Duncan: "You've come in here, valued your business at £20 million, not told us where the money will be going other than £100 for website and photographer, and £395,000 for 'market research'?! you're just a bunch of horny idiots and I'm not going to invest MY MONEY just to pay for your next 10 years worth of punts! I'M OOT!"

..

[Jindybandy]

Condescending Host: "It's not looking good for the three entreprenuers in the den. The jilted punters, whos faces have been blurred for legal reasons, have come into the Den asking for a £400,000 investment for just 2% stake in their new escort agency, UKPeas, however they haven't presented a clear business plan and the Dragons have started to become suspicious of their true intentions for the money.. Duncan's the first to share his thoughts"

Duncan: "You've come in here, valued your business at £20 million, not told us where the money will be going other than £100 for website and photographer, and £395,000 for 'market research'?! you're just a bunch of horny idiots and I'm not going to invest MY MONEY just to pay for your next 10 years worth of punts! I'M OOT!"..

 

Now that'd be an episode worth watching!

[Rocky Maivia]

Condescending Host: "It's not looking good for the three entreprenuers in the den. The jilted punters, whos faces have been blurred for legal reasons, have come into the Den asking for a £400,000 investment for just 2% stake in their new escort agency, UKPeas, however they haven't presented a clear business plan and the Dragons have started to become suspicious of their true intentions for the money.. Duncan's the first to share his thoughts"

Duncan: "You've come in here, valued your business at £20 million, not told us where the money will be going other than £100 for website and photographer, and £395,000 for 'market research'?! you're just a bunch of horny idiots and I'm not going to invest MY MONEY just to pay for your next 10 years worth of punts! I'M OOT!"

..

Lol