Author Topic: Tia - Blossoms - Ilkeston  (Read 1397 times)

TheNewSeeker

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Tia is a petite black girl, with a lovely slim waste, cute bum, large breasts with huge warty nipples. Facially attractive, more girl next door than model. Her skin is dark velvet black, lovely and smooth. Her stomach wasn't flat, not flabby, but firm as if she were a couple of months pregnant! 

Comms
I phoned the parlour and asked if one of the black girls was on and was told Tia was. I asked if she could tell me, on the phone, if Tia does french kissing as part of the GFE offer. The receptionist (who turned out to be a non-working gorgeous black girl), asked Tia and her response was yes but at discretion, to which I said ok, so if I'm minty fresh, not smelling of fags or beer, would that be ok, to which the response was yes. They said no need to book, but, on arrival in Ilkeston, I phoned to give them an arrival time, just to be sure.

Venue
The parlour is on a busyish road but discreet with no business signage, and, a nice touch is you can walk straight in so no hovering on the doorstep. The hot receptionist was really friendly, made me a brew while i had a slash in the toilet which doubled as a wetroom shower. Looked all OK with non-scented soaps. The room was not the neatest parlour room I've seen. It had a large Jacuzzi, decent bed, a tad dark for my liking.

Meeting
I'd opted for £60430 because the receptionist said for £120460 you got the jacuzzi etc which to my mind meant extra pampering instead of  doubling up on sex, though I believe you get the chance of two pops. I followed Tia upstairs and I was wow, what a perfect little black bot; just what I ordered, a size 6/8 ebony peach. We stripped, and on the bed she offered a massage which I declined with no thanks we're here for GFE remember and bade her lie down for a cuddle and kissing. She said no proper kissing. Calmly I asked what was all that about re offering FK, to which she said ah but it's discretion. I asked where then, do I fall short, to which she said discretion means if she feels like it but she has a bad sore throat today (lol), and anyway, working girls do not really offer proper girlfriend-like kissing all her WG friends say this. I told her that in my years of punting experience I've had kissing of prossies often far better than with girlfriends. However, only pecks on the lips were on offer today; this was going badly.

I'm experienced enought to know how to cut your losses; you can strop and get nothing, or rescue from the situation what you can. So I said never mind, lets enjoy a cuddle and do some nice sex. I stroked her bum, legs, inner thighs and tits and then sucked her nips which were gorgeous. But she did not really relax in to a GFE zone; she'd not lie down properly saying she's used to sitting up (WTF!). So then I moved down to the black oyster, but, alas, it had gone off. So totally unfresh that an immediate tactical retreat was required. I went back north for fresh air, continuing to play with her body and pecking her on the lips. She offered OWO for extra, but no I'm thanks. She was, it seemed, used to being in the driving seat.

Eventually I said, right I'm going to fuck you from behind then finish in mish; which she okeyed (hallefuckinglujah). My rubbered cock entering her from behind was a joy. Her cunt was nice and tight within that perfect little ass, but fingering her bum hole was forbidden. She made good noises though, and I got her to rub her clit. Before coming I flipped her on her back and fucked her hard in mish; more groans alround, that's me, popped.

Thoughts and Notes
I hate having to rescue a punt particularly after so much due dilligence. I left totally underwhelmed with the lack of promised FK and the talentless GFE. But not before she got a bit of lecture, and she even seem to listen as I explained we punters exchange info online (she knew she was in for a bad rating) and I corrected her again about her misguided view of kissing, saying I know at least 10 girls in the EM who enjoy a damned good DFK. I also explained what a GFE is - she could not conceive of it outside a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship. This was all done amicably, and her response was hmm, maybe you're teaching me something, perhaps if you come back we could. . . one bitten twice shy babe. So many black girls have big mama arses and at size 6/8 she's my ideal slim girl, but performance wise - a big fat negative. She's a wham-bam bore whore, not suitable for Blossoms where GFE is explicitly on the menu. I can't end my punting year like this!

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After looking at the stunning photos on their website I drove to Ilkeston last week not caring who I saw as they all looked hot. The reception area smelt bad and was dark and dingy. A fat hag entered the room. I made my excuses and escaped. Lola who is featured on the website doesn't even work there! Don't go.

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Sorry to hear matey, after a discussion previously on another thread I was alway planning a visit Monday, hoping for Tia or the half Indian Jinna?

After 2 bad reviews it's clear this isn't the place to go, will skip as my preferences are similar matey, FK and RO deffinately needed for me, a smelly cunt is poor service, if she can't be arsed to freshen up between customers it's a negative already.

Offline Itsnotshy

Thanks for the review,was thinking of visiting in the new year will still give it a go but limit my expectations.
Strangely I find a smelly minge slightly sexy,but then i don't do reverse oral and am probably mentally ill :crazy:
My new years resolution is to post a review,promise.

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A stinking minge is just plain idle, surely she could soap and rinse regularly. Sounds like a rank amateur :hi: