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Author Topic: Lara @ House of Divine  (Read 11933 times)

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Online theysaywhit

Well lads, where do we start! Booked lara and had a long few days wait to see her, maida vale hod flat is discreet it is on a main road quite near a bus stop but you can obviously nip down the stairs when no-ones watching. Sexy receptionsit/maid opened the door and showed me to the room and said make yourself at home which i did lol

As i waited for lara i counted the money and took a look at the room nice and sweet quite decent if u ask me lol. As she came in WOW came out of my mouth, bra, stockings and killer red heels topped it off for me ready for an hour of great sex! She just smiled put her bag down said hi then snogged my face off for about 2 minutes. At this point im thinking fuck i need to give her the donation and get down asap! She is full of passionate dfk and she seemed to love it adding im a good kisser, those lips were something else. Went RO and she told me im her first for the day and that proved well she came twice, then pulled me up and in for a dfk adding she tastes nice. Then went to give me owo and teased me for abit before getting dirty. I must say ive had better owo but the fact shes so sexy made it worthwhile. We then fucked for the remainder and had a nice lil chat inbetween. Time was eventually up and i needed to make a call which she didnt mind, i then asked why her face isnt on her profile she replied im married lol. I then gt a text from someone and my phone flashes when i get a text so she must of thought i tried to take a picture lol, but i showed her my gallery and she just laughed it off. I then kissed her goodbye

Overall lads i see her becoming a regular, i know theres a previous thread but its my first review so i thought fuck it i want a fresh thread lol. Shes a really sexy girl lads please dont book her LOL. At £130 an hour i will defo say she is worth every penny!!

Offline andrei

met her myself and done a-level with her, but her whole package of services was excellent

she is deffo in my top 3 of a-level girls alongside adele and leticia of reading (formerly of mke)
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Online theysaywhit

Shes in my top 5 including non-punting experiences. Shes a great kisser and seemed to love it alot, came twice then once again in 69. When we finished she added it was a great start to her week. Lovely! Just lovely!

Sorry...new here

Where or what is HOD? Link?

Ta


Offline smiths

met her myself and done a-level with her, but her whole package of services was excellent

she is deffo in my top 3 of a-level girls alongside adele and leticia of reading (formerly of mke)

If thats the same Leticia that worked at LMP in 2009 and who did also work in MK around the same time she was very hot, and a lover of taking on all-comers, she absolutely loved being shagged on the swing. She wore me out. :D ;)

Offline andrei

one and the same smiths

she is now permanently based in reading which is a shame, but i saw her at mke just prior to her leaving
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Offline vt

theysaywhit, nice one.

I'm surprised she allowed that grainy face pic on Twitter if she wants to be anonymous. Did she look like Sandra Bullock in the flesh?

Online theysaywhit

'Grainy face pic' LOL
I see where people are coming from with the sandra bullock look but for me not alot. She is very sexy tho without a doubt and she knows how to fuck. Proper like your girlfriens from the beginning. If anything the only downside was the owo, if she worked on that it would be an excellent punt.

Online theysaywhit

Finally realised who she looks like, a pornstar named jamie valentine, shes not as big as her but if anyone has seen lara at hod then they may get my drift...

Offline vt

Finally realised who she looks like, a pornstar named jamie valentine, shes not as big as her but if anyone has seen lara at hod then they may get my drift...

Jamie Valentine looks about 50/50 black latina mix and stunning with it, like a typical 'mulata' cuban/dominican babe, one of my favourite looks.

I know Brazilians can be white, black, native, immigrant arab & asian and any mixture of these in between, but would you say Lara was as black as that??

« Last Edit: April 16, 2013, 02:58:18 PM by vt »

Online theysaywhit

Yup definately same skin colour, to be fair her pics on hod site are overrrrr photoshopped but the twitter feed shows her nicely. She is dark but shes sexy, no EE bullshit this is what I call a punt professional shit none of that 'hallo, vat time baybeeee' bullshit

Offline booblord

Am quite tempted by this thread to visit Lara... Can plz the experience punter tell me what is her height? Hod says 5'5

Offline andrei

sorry i cant oblige, i didnt bother measuring her when i met her
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Offline amri


her ass is kinda big. so if you were to fuck her doggy style and your dick is not long enough it somewhat lessens the pleasure. but if you are an ass man she is your girl

i prefer pixie though.. dirty.. slutty.. nice skin and allows crazy deep plowing position

Offline booblord

sorry i cant oblige, i didnt bother measuring her when i met her

haha i get ur point but was just trying to say...  does she look tall or quite petite type... hope you could shed some light on it

Offline andrei

i'm 6 foot and she was shorter than me

sorry, i'm not observant during a punt as i dont have much blood in my head, well not the head on my shoulders anyway
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Online theysaywhit

Shes probally abit bigger than 5,5 but who gives a shit shes fucking sexy, and she knows how to fuck! Id say take the plunge but there is no plunge shes great imo anyway

Offline booblord

Shes probally abit bigger than 5,5 but who gives a shit shes fucking sexy, and she knows how to fuck! Id say take the plunge but there is no plunge shes great imo anyway

Cheers fella.. Much more precisive reply. Will see her on my next punt trip

Online theysaywhit

Mate go for it, ive been back and probally will again soon. She really gets into it and enjoys it unlike most EE's and all that shit

Offline what-a man

Mate go for it, ive been back and probally will again soon. She really gets into it and enjoys it unlike most EE's and all that shit

Wow you've been back so quickly?  :D


Offline Ass-Bo

« Last Edit: April 25, 2013, 05:42:21 PM by Ass-Bo »

Offline smiths

Whats the HoD cum policy?

Its supposed to be cum as many times as you can within the punt.

Online theysaywhit

I popped twice and spent the remainder kissing and talking so i can vouch for popping twice in an hour although whilst talkin with a few minutes left my cock stood up again and lara said 'we have time left' and started giving me a blowjob so probally as many times as you can manage mate!




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