Hot English Lucy - Maidenhead

[Baller]

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Cost:
£80 for a half hour incall.

Comms:
Good, responds to texts quickly, address sent quickly.

Location:
Serviced apartment in Maidenhead centre. Clean and modern inside - no complaints

Appearance:
Good looking girl, slim, prob around 30. Good figure but when she took her kit off her arse was hairier than mine!

Meeting:
Offered a shower and dried off.
Lay on bed, she wanted to give me a massge, ok I thought - usually just go for the kissing but hey (no attempt was made to kiss me at all despite the profile btw). A couple of mins of massage, and then she licked my balls from behind so I thought OK this isn't bad.
Turned over and I indicated that she can give me a blowjob, she got close and then said " why don't you watch me play with myself and wank". I kind of half watched her doing some weird gyrating on the bed, and the tv as it was more interesting...
I asked again for a BJ, she did owo, just on the tip for a couple of mins, but with a lot of hand, clearly trying to get me off asap. I was tempted to bail out but thought I might as well fuck her while I was here.

Bent her over (fucking hell hairy arse...), on with the coat, and fucked her for a couple of mins where she made ridiculous sounds and then spaffed on her small but pert tits.

Clearly not bothered about providing a good service, and she has finally inclined me to write a review for the 1st time as I it was a total go through the motions performance and I don't wish fellow punters to be ripped off like me.

Cheers

[latecomer]

Thanks for this review, which has likely saved any number of members wasting £80.  I phoned her recently when she was in Reading but just didn't like the loud unattractive sounding voice so gave it a miss as she didn't seem good vfm anyway.  Looks as if I did the right thing but sorry you had a poor punt.

[Plastic Poonter]

Take an electric shaver next time ?

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for TOFTT and your first review. 

Unfortunately, many escorts aren't proactive, particularly when it comes to kissing, so you have to attempt to kiss them.

That doesn't mean the escorts will be up for it, but it's worth trying. This one sounds crap, so one to avoid.

[ClarkeOfTheCourse]

Thanks for the review, looks like her account is down so this will be a good warning to others when she re-appears under a new name.

[webpunter]

    Do women have hairy arses ?  I can't remember one - and i'm north of 300 civvies & WGs.  Maybe some of her chromosomes got mixed up 

when she took her kit off her arse was hairier than mine!