Author Topic: Lovely_Kylie - Aldgate (Duo with Classy_Vicky)  (Read 2975 times)


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Offline MattEagle

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

£150 for 1 hour (Duo with External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only)

Before I begin I want to say that this is the rating system I'll be using with the MINIMAL requirement next to it.
Positive+ Does everything in their list
Positive-  Does everything in their list
Neutral+ Does everything in their list
Neutral- If doesn't do everything in their list then everything has to be perfect (basically impossible to achieve)
Negative+ Probably doesn't do everything in their list but something drastic didn't go wrong
Negative - Something drastic went wrong

As you can see, what I value most is that the girls follow through with what they advertise on their profiles, otherwise I rate them on a scale of Neutral- Negative+ or Negative-.  The likes list is the reason we call them and travel to see them in the first place.

Now for the punt. I walk in and am greeted by two very good looking girls. I feel like I'm in luck. They look like they are up for it and are smiley and welcoming. They hand me a towel and ask if I want a quick shower. I decline at first because I always felt it was a time waster and also I of course showered at home, but they seem like they really want their clients to so I said ok and had my shower. Now normally this might ring alarm bells (like the wet wiping girls I've read about) but after having the shower I was actually glad I did because despite having one only a few hours prior, I felt more ready for the session and of course was now already undressed :p This was the one positive thing to come out of this punt; the fact that I now view having a shower right before the punt as an option and not a burden on the girls because they have to wait and clean up after (the fact that this was a hotel might have helped with that).

Anyway I come out and am offered a massage with was nice and then despite both girls clearly offering CIM, DFK etc on their profile AND me confirming CIM and DFK through texts (with what I assume was a maid) none of this happened. The room was quite dark and they slipped a condom on without asking and started with the oral. It was good I suppose but I can't really rate it since that's not what I wanted. Maybe I should have said something but despite it being a service how can I bring something up if they don't want to do it. I had confirmed it via text TWICE.

Then I had sex with one of them on top while kissing the other ones breasts. She said ouch when I didn't even do anything, and fingering was off the cards too. I decided to do one in doggy while the other one watched. Despite her being quite a fit girl I couldn't even cum (probably because I had a condom on the whole duration of the punt i.e before the sex) and she hadn't bothered to take her bra off. I pretended to cum and had a shower (something I don't normally do because again I find it rude for some reason to take up more of their time so I go home and shower) and left. The reason I had that shower was because one of the girls had a bit of a strong smell down there.

All in all I give this punt a NEGATIVE+ and the reason is they did have a welcoming attitude but I can't get off with the condom going on minute one and there being no direct contact with their hands or mouth. And of course that whole not doing what they advertise thing. Maybe I should have said something but despite this being a business and me paying money, they are girls and it is sex at the end of the day so I can't get myself to ask for something they clearly either don't want to do or will do unwillingly.

This is my first review so hopefully it was good enough. I'll post one or two positive ones I've had in the past couple months.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2016, 01:16:52 pm by MattEagle »

Offline user1437

Damn, thanks for that review OP. Hope your next punt will go better. These two were on my HL for a first ever duo punt, I guess I'll look for another duo!

Offline MattEagle

Definitely don't do it, that money is better spent elsewhere.

mrhappypants

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Matt,  my personal opinion is that OWO is such a crucial service that, if it is advertised (and confirmed - twice in your case), not offering it without a valid explanation (signs of infection) is a automatic negative.