Well, this was a disappointing punt. Zarina had been a WG I'd wanted to see for a while now. She has 6 positive & 1 negative reviews on here, and she looked on her AW like just the sort of sexy little exotic thing that usually gets me hot under the collar. So I was hoping for at least a half decent punt with a girl I would fancy.
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External Link/Members OnlyServices & Price£70 paid for half hour incall.
OW, Protected Sex (Doggy, Cowgirl/squat, missionary)
One pop, was in the place for about 25 minutes, including about 10 minutes shower at the end.
CommunicationShould have been my first sign that this would be a bad punt.
When I first phoned her a few weeks prior she sounded very friendly and keen and we agreed a time and she gave me a text with address and time confirmed. I gave her a good 3 hours notice that time too, but she texted me cancelling half an hour before.
So the second time I contacted her I decided that I wouldn't give her so much time to change her mind and flake out on me. I was in the area anyway, so decided to text her half an hour before my intended time, asking if she could fit me in for half an hour, she agreed straight away. I got to the address and she asked me to phone her. She sounded kind of grumpy and abrupt, not at all like the last time I had talked to her on the phone. She said something which to be honest I could barely understand, confused I just said yes, and then she told me the flat number and buzzed me in.
LocationA modern block of flats in the Arcadian/Chinatown area of Birmingham. The flat itself was actually quite nice, clean and tidy enough. Slightly pokey though, and it was dimly lit. Never been a big fan of dim lighting during sex. There was a bathroom, which was quite nice and a decent size with a shower that works properly. Sadly this is where another negative point comes in, the towels where quite stale smelling, more on that later though.
Zarina2016Overall I'd give her about a 5/10. Just wasn't very attracted to her. Face is her best feature in my opinion. At first when she opened the door in her silky robe I was actually rather taken back by how stunning she looked. She definitely has very striking and exotic looking facial features. The problem for me came when she took her robe off. She was just a kind of short woman with a not particularly curvy body, with a noticeable amount of flab. Her tits are quite small with pointy nipples. I do prefer bigger boobs, but don't mind smaller ones, I also don't mind a bit of extra weight, but a woman has to have other features to balance it out for me to find her physical attractive. Don't get me wrong here, she not bad looking at all, and in doggy her ass and pussy looks inviting enough. But I just didn't find her attractive.
She is the girl in the pictures, but I would just say that they show her in a flattering light, at angles that make her look like more than she is. Also the professional shots must be at least a couple of years old, she's not toned like that and her bosom is not as heaving as it looks there.
Another issue was that there was a definite sweaty pong coming from her down below. This was off putting the entire time.
The ExperienceShe opened to door to me and we went inside the bedroom. I was offered a shower but declined. I had showered about an hour earlier. She looked a bit confused at this, asking me if I was sure, I pointed out my hair was still wet, looking unimpressed she asked me how long I want and I gave her the fee and she told me to undress. She scurried off to stash the cash, taking about 3-4 minutes. I got undressed and sat on the bed waiting for her.
I was expecting her to sit beside me and kiss or at least touch me. But instead she stood and took off her robe and ushered me to sit up against the headboard. She got up to me, kind of kneeling besides me and awkwardly pushing her boobs into my face, looking up at the ceiling. Awkward and I wasn't turned on, not least because she hadn't kissed me, barely touched me, hardly even looked at me (and when she did look at me it wasn't a friendly look) but mostly because I could smell an off putting sweaty waft coming up from the fanny area. After about a minute of this 'lovely' experience she decided to try to shove a condom on my still soft knob. Obviously that wasn't going to work and I had to tell her she needs to get me hard first. Her way of doing this was to carry on shoving her underwhelming boobs into my face without touching my dick at all, whilst I had to wank myself to get myself going. Well, I got myself hard and she shoved the Jonny on about half way (I still had to finish the job, FFS), she leaned in and gave me a few quite sucks for maybe about a minute, only going as deep as just below my helmet.
So, sex happened, we started with her kneeling in doggy, a few minutes of this and I was getting a little bored so asked her to go on top of me (usually my favourite position). She awkwardly squatted on me and I tried to engage in a bit of dirty talk in an attempt to cut the tension, but she gave me a "don't say that to me" kinda look. After maybe two minutes of her on top she kind of grunted/sighed and told me she was tired and to get on top of her. I got on top of her, getting bored and just wanting to cum and leave, I plowed away as fast as I could and forced myself to cum.
To be fair to her, she can take a hard plowing and she did make noises as if she was turned on, maybe even cumming towards the end. But that was just a bit odd to me. A woman who would not kiss me or look at me making those kinda sounds whilst I fucked her. Weird. It wasn't enjoyable, just awkward. The noises she made where very guttural, not a turn on for me I'm sorry to say.
Anyway, I was offered a shower and had one. Needed to wash that smell off me. The shower worked well and the bathroom was well stocked, but the towels smelled stale. So I left with a smell lingering on me that I could still smell for a few days after. What's weird is she was rather friendly and smiley, talking to me freely when I came back to get dressed.
OverallThis whole punt is maybe a lesson for me in managing expectations and in how I approach booking a WG. Maybe I should have just walked, but I'm not really the type to do that unless I don't really have a choice. But I was really expecting Zarina to be a good punt, and she just wasn't. I could maybe just put it down to catching her on a bad day or not giving her much notice. But half an hour is plenty of time to have a quick shower, dry your hair and put on a robe. And there is the fact that she let me down previously when I had giving her a fair bit of notice. I would have happily waited a bit while she took a shower and got herself ready (within reason obviously). I could have even forgiven the smell had she kissed me and sucked my dick properly and not spent almost the entire time frowning and looking away from me. I don't mean to take anything away from others who have reviewed her positively in the past, perhaps just my personal preference, perhaps I did just catch her on a bad day, I don't really know. But bottom line my experience with her was not something I found enjoyable.