I've previously reviewed Lucia before but I've had a rotten time with escorts recently and after how good the first was with Lucia, was disappointed with the second so thought it only fair to give the other side because I was genuinely excited to see her again.
Despite the recommendation of Karla, who I now deeply regret missing, I thought I'd use the list of top EM escorts on here and see a few who are considered good. It was my birthday a few months back, so booked Amber Ryder - and ended up being stood up, waiting 45 minutes in the car on a nearby street like a freaking idiot. Never did get a text to say the meet was off or sorry despite successfully booking the day before, confirming 5-6 hours before the meet on the day as requested, and calling and leaving texts to ask politely what was going on. This then led to a consolution with Thai Maya (ok, but she's a maverick - I was so pent up I popped in 15 minutes of my 30 minute session and was told no second go), and a non-event with Alex Stone a month later, who kept talking about other punters and other such general bollocks. Didn't make me pop, in fact didn't really make me hard. So I was considering UKGangBangGirl - OWO, Face fucking and CIM are all things on my bucket list - but when I saw Lucia was back in town, I thought that's the fucking birthday present I thought I was having 3 months ago by booking Amber, because I'd had a good experience before and she'd be familiar, so perhaps less hesitation.
And it was pretty disappointing.
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External Link/Members OnlyCost: £60 for 30 minute in-call
Communications: 5/10
Prompt communications. I booked the day before, short sharp texts in response meer seconds after I messaged - mainly 'Ok's' and 'Yes' in reply.
In fairness I had to cancel the day and move it to the next, which was no problem and not even mentioned during the meet. Told her it was my birthday and was looking for something special. Now, her profile is a mess - the copy says that she's a a sexy, young ebony (she's sexy, but very white) - but it does list OWO and CIM. As I said, I asked for something special and asked if OWO and CIM was included in the price. 'Yes' was the response. During the meet I was told that without was not possible, and wasn't allowed to cum on any part of her.
Location: 7/10
The apartment is part of a block near the Gala Bingo and Rock Climbing Centre. The apartment block is on the main road and cars were passing by regularly. The apartment block itself was a big shabby, not majorly, just enough to notice. Apartment was on the top floor, nice and isolated - everything was clean and tidy. I was led into a nice, well lit (if not slightly warm) room, and a clean bathroom where I washed my hands and was given mouthwash, even though I had cleaned my teeth and showered before arriving. You're lucky if you get a kiss on the lips, DFK not on offer.
I had to wait in the lobby after telling her I arrived, as she hadn't given me the flat number (couldn't remember from the first time) and, after watching some randomly come out the elevator and out the front door, got a text to say where it was. So yeah, totally saw the dude before.
Appearance: 8/10
Pictures are 100% her. She's a petite lady, probably 5'5", 5'6", something like that. She's still sexy as fuck, really naughty features - wide hips, a Kardashian ass - a latina pocket-rocket was how I described her first time around.
However, didn't notice first time, fake boobs.
Experience: 5/10
Got into the room, paid for 30 minutes and was told to underdress. Some nipple sucking whilst I did it and made the mistake of wearing a marvel t-shirt so she called me captain america for the first 5 minutes. Washed hands, spat out mouth wash, and we went back into the bedroom.
Pulled off my boxers and sat me on the bed before pulling out a condom. I asked for without and she said no. Put condom on with her mouth and started sucking. Then laid on the bed and started sucking some more. Little bit of deepthroat, and I'm torn between it being quite good, and not getting what I thought I asked for.
She moved onto a bit of lube and cowgirl. She is super sexy, so it's fantastic having her on top of you and she was riding quickly, not really my position so she got off and, after she sucked a bit more, took the condom off and grabbed some lube and used her hand, very hard and very fast. I asked her to slow down and she either didn't understand (English is ok, but she did repeat what I said) and or didn't want to. She kept going and I'm feeling it now, so asked if I could cum on her tits and she says no. So I asked to fuck her again, and got up for some doggy. This is a sight and a half, the best bit by far and what stopped it from being a negative. She has got an incredible ass, and there I am, hands on her hips and her ass just pounding away. I'd already decided that I was going to fuck her this way, and so I just went for it. This went on for quite a while in fairness and was frankly brilliant. She span over and we went into mish. I was her bitch apparently, and she was mine.
Up she gets and she's back to her hand, but I'm struggling to stay hard at this point as it's just too fast - and then her phones buzzes. She says nope, and gets up to respond?! There she is standing next to me answering her text, wiping herself down, but I'm thinking I'm naked, with a cock covered in lube, having just fucked her. I can definitely pop if done right. So I sit up and grab Cjames01 junior and her ass, whilst she's texting, and start having a play. She turns around, gives me a few slaps and some dirty talk while I play, realising that this is working. I ask her to take it which she kinda tries to word around, but I gently take her hand, put my dick in it, and get her to jerk. Off I go, and then she starts jerking it like a mad thing again. Immediate clean-up - I'm really sensitive and she said she remembered(?) - and I'm putting on clothes and she starts making small talk - 'you finished work?' I was like, yes, you? She said no, I've got one more of these. I told her it was my birthday (clearly news to her, despite it being in my text) and this was my present, and got a kiss on the lips and a genuine smile, and kiss again on the way out.
Out the front door of the flat, and walked straight into the next punter who was waiting outside. Whilst i waited for the lift, he went out a side door to the stairs, but held the door open like a muppet so I knew he was still there.
Checked my watch, I'd been in there for 25 minutes so felt vindicated for taking my time and getting what I wanted, which I felt I did within reason.
So, on the plus - she's sexy, and great in doggy. You could spend all afternoon just fucking her like that. On the negative side - said there would be CIM and OWO included and there wasn't, couldn't cum on her, and she stopped and answered a text before time, rushing me out of the door straight into the path of another punter. I feel like I made this punt what it was to try and get my money's worth, but fuck me...
