Sweet Sweet Kiss - Farnborough

[happyheron365]

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1hr -£90 - Christmas special price

SSK has been on my HL for ages and her profile/gallery pictures look exactly like the kind of figure I enjoy. Reviews all seemed to confirm a pretty girl so at the christmas special rate of £90 I decided to finally check her out.

Comms were fine, I texted her the day before to check availability and she said yes but also to text back on the day 2 hours before to confirm - sorted

The location is a big set of very modern apartments  just outside central Farnborough, plenty of free parking in a nearby pub.

When I walked in to her apartment my first reaction was dissapointment. I just didnt find her attractive at all. Yes her body was smoking hot (just like the pictures) and it looked amazing in a tight mini black dress with heels but facially she didnt do it for me at all. A 6/10 from me. Maybe I'd built up expectations too much in advance

I was aware of the limited services (no OWO,CIM) so knew this was likely gonna be only 1 pop based on lack of attraction so thought I better try and string it out so asked for a lap dance. The lap dance was ok but just didnt get the feeling she was making any effort to try and turn me on other than moving about in front me. You know how a good dancer in a club will tease you with touches, breathing in your ear brushing nipples across your face etc - None of that. Underneath the dress she did have a nice bra on but the knickers were pretty boring looking Nike sports ones.

So onto OW which was pretty good technique but still no engagement. At this point I realise I havent seen a single smile and barely heard her utter a word. In another neutral review someone described her as Romainianesque - that was what I thought also. Another reviewer did describe her as being similar to Naughty Natt in her delivery of services (as in excellent). I've seen NN a few times and she's up there as a top punt -this was the polar opposite.

So onto a couple of different positions but my mind is now elsewhere "someone mentioned the possibiliy of dental work, maybe shes wearing a brace and thats why shes not smiling". I was struggling but I do have to say again that her body is fantastic, her pussy looked great and was pretty tight.

So in summary, not her fault that I didnt find her facially attractive (and that's important to me) but the delivery of the service was very mechanical in nature and lacked any real effort on her part hence the neutral. If I had visited a hot bodied looker and recieved the same service it would still have been a neutral so its definately not down to lack of facial attraction. If her body hadnt been as per the pictures it would have been a negative. Having re-read some other reviews I reckon I've caught her at the end of a long run, she's jaded and all shes wants to do is get home for Christmas. In fact the only sign of any interest shown by her was when I asked her when she was going home. "Thursday" she said with enthusiasm.

I cut my losses and left after 30 minutes.

[9er]

I saw Michelle in Farnborough today, and to me she looked either very tired, or on medication (e.g. maybe pain killers, or antidepressants, something slightly drowsy), or recovering from drinking last night, or slightly stoned, or something like that. She had a dead look in her eyes, and when riding me facing me, actually closed her eyes, briefly almost falling asleep. I felt bad for her.

She is attractive, great body, good technique, just no spark or free and easy going look that I tend to like, and she was not feeling or projecting her sex appeal.

Having said that, I still liked her, maybe just working very hard, and needs to recuperate over Christmas holidays.

[thekman100]

wowsers, two poor posts on my last fav girl locally!

I will say a lot of the OP's post I can understand. Hey, she isn't a supermodel but I find her very girl next door attractive. I'd be bloody happy to walk into a room with her on my arm and in a tight dress around that body.

She is very quiet, I have seen her multiple times and yet I do have to initiate the conversation topics. Yet she does reply to everything now rather than a mono-syllable I got on first 1/2 visits.

I never bother with a lapdance, just lots and lots of teasing in and out of clothes, for this she is one of the best. she teases my cock with her hand and it drives me wild.

Right, dental work, I can confirm she wears a clear brace, not really sure if this effects her performance though. She still gets my cock down there (covered sadly).

I bloody miss her original services, OWO and A levels. Boy, she could take an utter pounding in all positions. However, I am guessing a serious relationship back home means she has pulled the reigns in.

She gives a good massage btw.

Lastly, drugs, wow, well all I can say is I have never seen any evidence of this at all. I reckon she was just tired. 

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the review.

With extremely limited services in the first place, she really needs to make up for that with enthusiasm and one would have to find her attractive (though obviously that's subjective). If you don't have any of those three, yes, that's a crap punt.

I felt bad for her

Why are you feeling bad for her? Yes, of course, everyone deserves a break, but in the meantime she's taking punters' hard-earned cash and offering a poor service in return. If she is not up to it, she should already have stopped working.

I realise we've just had a review of SSK, but now you've joined we look forward to some reviews of your future punts. 

[nigel4498]

Sorry that you had a disappointing punt with Michelle.
She told me that she goes home often and I guess I was fortunate that she had just returned fresh when I saw her.
As has been noted, possibly jaded but that's no excuse for not giving an enthusiastic service.