A sense of humour is a requisite necessity in this game... “If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.” My latest punt atempt has to be at the top of this years chart - getting locked into an undergound car park for almost an hour ....could have been longer had not the DHL guy arrived to deliver a parcel (cheers mate).
At one meet this year I arrived at the hotel and called for the room number, entered hotel went to room, knocked on door expecting it to be opened by a familiar WG but it was an elderly German tourist - gave her quite a shock!! Wrong HOTEL!!!
My "favourite" for this year would be Polish Veronica: Who at the hard stage pulled over a chocolate coloured and flavoured condom. I suppose it was ok for her on oral but I just creased when she was on Cowgirl.. all I could think about was I am screwing her with a bar of chocolate..
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External Link/Members OnlyOn the groans side... I have experience three Bait & Switch punts and a couple of phone fiddlers!
Two of these in my continuing search to rediscover the magic of the orient.
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The other B&S was a simple Hungarian brothel ploy which got crazy!
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External Link/Members OnlyAnd finally for now... still not sure if it is groan or giggle with Romanian Marissa. In the course of a reverse Cowgirl, bouncing up and down quite vigorously, picked up her phone and went into a conversation - just could not hold the mirth of tha situation and lost the plot.
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