I don't see how it's paranoid when I'm punting at least once a week (usually twice) and often with girls
I know full well take drugs.
Nothing wrong with a bit of paranoia. Only capable of 1 punt a week ( oh you young Lochinvars) but visit GUM once a month, bcs my pile 'em high, sell it cheap class of wg is prolly equally risky. Wouldn't trust my own ability to do the test, never mind the kit itself.
If you can, visit hospital GUMs - least nosy and most efficient. Hate the community gums. One was pretty judgemental and almost certainly had a wg scouting for business in the waiting area. Its always no eye contact and 'dress down Friday' everyday at the gums, but this tartily dressed woman kept winking and giving me the glad eye. At another the nurse seemed to feel sorry for me and settled in for a general chin wag - tanned blonde milf with deep red lippie and a nurses outfit - who could resist? But as we spoke she idly keyed my name into her computer. Stupidly had used the same alias at 2 previous gums. She froze and turned puce. Seemed to be thinking shes got Jack the Serial Punter before her. Made a hasty exit.
So my advice FWIW , forget the kit, go as many times as you want to hospital gums but don't use the same alias every time.