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Bomber23

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Reading reviews and 'strictly vanilla' pops up what does it mean ?

Offline DickDiver

Reading reviews and 'strictly vanilla' pops up what does it mean ?

It basically means they are not into any exotic kinky shit. Each WG will have her own judgement of what's freaky.

Bomber23

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Cheerz dickdiver.
No vanilla ice creams for bomber i like the ice creams with sauce hundreds + thousands chocolate flake 69 a real dirty ice cream !!!!

Offline DickDiver

Cheerz dickdiver.
No vanilla ice creams for bomber i like the ice creams with sauce hundreds + thousands chocolate flake 69 a real dirty ice cream !!!!

That's still vanilla Bomber. Not vanilla is more like someone pissing on your cone and ramming your flake up their arse for you to eat out.

Bomber23

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Ok dickdiver im quite new to this game but im learning, So if i say to the girl i will have a chocolate flake up you with me giving you a slush puppy (piss on her)

Bomber23

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Offline Courtney

No vanilla ice creams for bomber i like the ice creams with sauce hundreds + thousands chocolate flake 69 a real dirty ice cream !!!!
So if i say to the girl i will have a chocolate flake up you with me giving you a slush puppy (piss on her)
:dash: :crazy: :wacko: :music:

Offline S.X. MacHine

 Without wishing to take the whole ice cream analogy too far, Bomber, just beware of one thing guaranteed to spoil your punting fun. Mr Softee...

Bomber23

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Sex machine in in fuckin stitches we laughter thats a cracker, No mr softee yet but not long ago actually i arranged a punt with a lady from vivastreet it was cold and pissing down anyway the lady had me wondering the streets as she was late i was fuckin freezin anyway finally got in the flat and my cock was all shrivelled up like a prune i had to have a hot shower and quickly get it from me softee to hard as blackpool rock

Offline Keema

A shower on Vivastreet? You don't hear that much.

Offline fed24

Reading reviews and 'strictly vanilla' pops up what does it mean ?

OK after the fun to explain for the uninitiated:

It basically means a punt with no extras.

Usually it will consist of a short covered blowjob followed by sex in two sometimes three positions usually a choice of cowgirl, doggy and missionary. It will be cum once only then out of the door! You will sometimes be offered a shower and a basic body rub which they will call a massage (it won't be).The girl will tend to be friendly and polite but more business like going through each service will little conversation or eye contact, it will not be a Girl-Friend/Porn-Star experience which many more experience punter prefer.  OWO, Kissing and Anal will not be on offer for a vanilla punt albeit some girls offer those as extras that can be had as part of the pre-punt negotiations. If she does offer those extras at a cost and you accept then the punt is no-longer vanilla in the eyes of most punters.

This is not to say a Vanilla punt can be bad but it is a source of contention amongst some punters when it comes to how to review such punts. If the girl is upfront that she only offers a more basic service with no extras than arguably they should not get a negative review, on the other hand if they withdraw or lie about services they offer only giving a vanilla punt then when you were expecting GFE or PSE with all the trimmings then a negative review is usually the choice with one caveat which I will put below. Some punters are happy to have a Vanilla punt sometimes due to concerns about kissing or OWO. Also if there is a lack of decent girls in an area and the ones available are only offering a vanilla experience if a punter is in particular need of some sexual contact and wanking isn't enough then a vanilla punt can be fine to get it out of the system BUT in such circumstances the girl should not be charging the same as a punt with extras. A vanilla punt should be cheaper and if the girl wants to charge for a premium service without giving it then she shouldn't be getting custom.

Finally back to the point I made early that I said I was going to clarify, just like a Punter has every right to walk if the girl or offerings are not what he wanted a Working Girl also has the right of refusal! If you are aggressive or rude when she lets you in, have a knob that smells like cheese, green toe nails, flaking skin, rashes and a breath that scares away small children and animals she has every right to withdraw services or say no. If you are like that take it on the chin get yourself to a doctor and sort your self out! If she is going to be sucking my knob in the future I don't won't her mouth around yours if it is in that state...Punter solidarity and all that!
« Last Edit: December 10, 2016, 08:03:59 pm by fed24 »

Offline Courtney

OK after the fun to explain for the uninitiated:

It basically means a punt with no extras.

.....does it really? :D Please don't feel the need to try to "explain" anything. :lol: :dash: I couldn't read anything after 3 lines...it was giving me a headache. :wacko: :D

Offline fed24

.....does it really? :D Please don't feel the need to try to "explain" anything. :lol: :dash: I couldn't read anything after 3 lines...it was giving me a headache. :wacko: :D

Please don't feel the need to tell me what I can and can't do in the future...

The OP asked a question I replied, that is what this forum is for, if you don't like it take a stroll.

 :cool:
« Last Edit: December 11, 2016, 01:57:00 am by fed24 »

Offline Courtney

Please don't feel the need to tell me what I can and can't do in the future...

The OP asked a question I replied, that is what this forum is for, if you don't like it take a stroll.

 :cool:

It looked like pointless drivel to me....I'm entitled to my opinion. I don't need a stroll thanks. :P

Offline S.X. MacHine

FED 24, may I take issue with one of your statements, that OWO, DFK and anal will not be included in a vanilla punt.
Actually, the lack of OWO and DFK are total deal breakers for me even on a vanilla punt. No self respecting non Romanian would surely refuse these services.
Also, FYI, I've occasionally been lucky enough to get anal in the course of an otherwise vanilla punt though that is, admittedly, unusual.

Offline fed24

It looked like pointless drivel to me....I'm entitled to my opinion. I don't need a stroll thanks. :P

Yes you are entitled to an opinion what you are not entitled to do is rudely tell another forum goer what they can and can't do.


Offline fed24

FED 24, may I take issue with one of your statements, that OWO, DFK and anal will not be included in a vanilla punt.
Actually, the lack of OWO and DFK are total deal breakers for me even on a vanilla punt. No self respecting non Romanian would surely refuse these services.
Also, FYI, I've occasionally been lucky enough to get anal in the course of an otherwise vanilla punt though that is, admittedly, unusual.

We are talking in generalisations here, for you a Vanilla punt includes OWO and DFK. To a degree that would also be a vanilla punt to me as well but I was laying out a general position for what it usually means in the case of most reviews.

Offline Courtney

Yes you are entitled to an opinion what you are not entitled to do is rudely tell another forum goer what they can and can't do.

...really? Where in the rules does it say this? I think you need to lighten up. If you are going to bubble and get so upset over a tiny rude/cheeky comment then you're not gonna last long on here. :bomb: I'm hardly giving you abuse. BTW, I did some these " :lol:" ..which means I was kinda having a laugh...because your post looked laughable to me.

BTW, I don't see anyone else in total agreement with your pompous, arrogant, OTT definition of vanilla.  :unknown: :D :wacko:  :hi:

StikiWiki

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...really? Where in the rules does it say this? I think you need to lighten up. If you are going to bubble and get so upset over a tiny rude/cheeky comment then you're not gonna last long on here. :bomb: I'm hardly giving you abuse. BTW, I did some these " :lol:" ..which means I was kinda having a laugh...because your post looked laughable to me.

BTW, I don't see anyone else in total agreement with your pompous, arrogant, OTT definition of vanilla.  :unknown: :D :wacko:  :hi:

For someone that has so much to say on a forum, usually derogitory, and only have 4 reviews makes me wonder how qualified he is to have an opinion on anything, let alone what is vanilla and what is not. Just saying

Offline Courtney

For someone that has so much to say on a forum, usually derogitory, and only have 4 reviews makes me wonder how qualified he is to have an opinion on anything, let alone what is vanilla and what is not. Just saying

:unknown:
« Last Edit: January 03, 2017, 12:13:59 am by Courtney »

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For someone that has so much to say on a forum, usually derogitory, and only have 4 reviews makes me wonder how qualified he is to have an opinion on anything, let alone what is vanilla and what is not. Just saying

He made a perfecly reasonable comment about someone posting acres of opinionated, and largely useless, bollocks in response to a fairly simple question. I don't see what your problem is. How many reviews he has posted is irrelevant.

What is, and isn't "vanilla" is entirely based on an individual's perceptions. 15 paragraphs of shite attempting a definitive categorisation is a waste of space. 

Offline Courtney

He made a perfecly reasonable comment about someone posting acres of opinionated, and largely useless, bollocks in response to a fairly simple question. I don't see what your problem is. How many reviews he has posted is irrelevant.

What is, and isn't "vanilla" is entirely based on an individual's perceptions. 15 paragraphs of shite attempting a definitive categorisation is a waste of space.

Is Stiki referring to me or Fed? I'm not sure. We both have 4 reviews. :D

Stiki kinda praised me here.  :D

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=123749.msg1405983#msg1405983

Offline Clattypats

He made a perfecly reasonable comment about someone posting acres of opinionated, and largely useless, bollocks in response to a fairly simple question. I don't see what your problem is. How many reviews he has posted is irrelevant.

What is, and isn't "vanilla" is entirely based on an individual's perceptions. 15 paragraphs of shite attempting a definitive categorisation is a waste of space.
This is how I see it....A vanilla punt is down to how the punter wishes to interprete "vanilla" There is no right or wrong,and it isn't set in stone anywhere, but fed24 is wrong to try and ram an assumption down,as he states,"The Uninitiated's" throats...Which isn't talking in "generalisations" the last time I looked :rolleyes:

Offline Uncle Buck

He made a perfecly reasonable comment about someone posting acres of opinionated, and largely useless, bollocks in response to a fairly simple question. I don't see what your problem is. How many reviews he has posted is irrelevant.

What is, and isn't "vanilla" is entirely based on an individual's perceptions. 15 paragraphs of shite attempting a definitive categorisation is a waste of space.

Correct 100%

Offline DickDiver

Early contender for 2017s prize for weirdest thread to resurrect.

Offline Courtney

This is how I see it....A vanilla punt is down to how the punter wishes to interprete "vanilla" There is no right or wrong,and it isn't set in stone anywhere, but fed24 is wrong to try and ram an assumption down,as he states,"The Uninitiated's" throats...Which isn't talking in "generalisations" the last time I looked :rolleyes:

+1 ...it was laughable cringe material.  :crazy: :wacko: :blush: :lol:

It basically means they are not into any exotic kinky shit. Each WG will have her own judgement of what's freaky.

.....that's pretty much how I see vanilla.

StikiWiki

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We are all different with different tastes, what I have found this forum good for is getting an informed view as to whether we are going to waste our money on seeing someone that promises the earth and then doesn't deliver.
The way I look at it is, if there is a girl on here that has 5 reviews all positive with descriptions of what, where and when, I reckon you are onto a winner. When you get a review with 2 pos, 2 neg and 1 neutral, you are taking a chance. It aint actually rocket science FFS.

I for one don't like to waste my money, its fuckin hard enough to come by !! THAT IS WHERE THIS SITE HAS BEEN INVALUABLE !!

I would suggest looking at a girl in AW for instance, still think that is best, check their reviews and field reports if they have them, probably very fluffy though, the date she joined and then cross reference on here, if it all corresponds I would say, you going to get good VFM even if she was Romanian to be fair, unless of course as was mentioned you got a cheesey helmet, green toe nails and smell.