As I was let down by a gal who cancelled on me nine minutes before I was due to go in, I called Pro massage me
External Link/Members Only to check whether she had a same day appointment. Bless her, she had, so she txd me the address and confirmed the time, so off I drove...
It's situated in a quiet cul de sac in a suburb of Barnsley, a private house with off road parking available. I knocked on the door and an old man with a hole in his neck answered. What the actual fuck! I asked if this was number seven, he nodded and rasped that it was. I thought to myself that this couldn't be right so I put my readers on and reread the message... no 71, ffs!
Anyways, got there, pressed the bell and she answered. A blonde 5'3''ish very attractive lady in her 50s, I'm guessing. I was expecting her to look older, i was very pleasantly surprised as she could pass for mid forties I reckon. She welcomes me in to a shed next to her house, it warm and inviting with gentle music playing and a little water feature gently splashing away. He invites me to undress and lay on the massage table and says she'll be back in a minute or two after she's warmed up the oil.
She walks in then goes into the adjoining shower room, the 30 seconds later walks back out bollock naked! 'Yesss', I thought.. no ambiguity here. Then the massage starts... hot oil poured on my inner thighs... it felt amazing, then straight into the bum crack and sack.. what followed was 30 minutes of leg and back massage but mostly she concentrated on my balls and my old fella, it was an absolute joy! She flips me over and the rest was an EXPERT massage of my cock and balls by this lovely naked blonde lady. She double handed me with teasing rubs of my Bobby's helmet bringing me close a couple of times and sensed it too so, she backed off keeping me right on the edge. Eventually I blew my load and fuck me, was it a load! The pressure after largely an hours massaging of my cock and balls was immense and my climax rocked my whole body sending my extremities into pins and needles, if you know what I mean. Absolutely, positively the best cock massage I've had, without question.
She cleaned me up and then massaged by chest from the top of my head rubbing her lovely big boobs in my face. Then she put a towel on my and told me to relax whilst she put the shower on and dressed. I showered, dressed and had a nice little chat after and sorted the money out. £70 for the hour.
This massage without question pisses all over those thai and chinese ones (as much as I love 'em). There was no ambiguity as to whether I was going to get a HE as it's on her website, tantric lingham massage it says. There was no anticipating as whether the gal is going to get undressed and how much she wants extra for that... so you can just relax and enjoy it... She's a lovely lady with a nice body, very friendly and very good at what she does. 10/10.
Will I go back? What do you think?
Enjoy, Darke
Footnote: I didn't try and touch her and to be fair I didn't need to, the massage was so intense and it didn't even enter my head. I've heard she'll let you touch her boobs but I think that's about it...
