Dundee / English Lauren

[MrSteven]

English Lauren

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Well, just been to see this lady in a flat on Lyon Street, all genuine. Girl in pics, lovely body , lots of tattoos, pierced nipples, tongue etc. Good looks, long and currently pink hair. Smiley and nice and chatty. Kept me waiting 20 minutes but let me know in advance etc.

I booked and paid for an hour & was still happy with that when I `d met her.

So off we went....pretty quickly ( 2 minutes or so ) it was condom on for oral, she `s good at it but kept herself well folded up to prevent touching or reciprocating..after maybe 8 minutes at most it was what position do you like...opted for missionary and about 7 minutes later it was all over...9 minutes later I was out the door...

So ....  I liked her, sexy, nice, made some good noises & responses during...she definitely isn`t up for much contact though.

In conclusion,  I`d definitely see her again but would only go for 30 mins. I could maybe have said what about round 2 but the feeling was we were done. Think she has a friend in the flat too, Miss Amelia 69.

I`ve given her a positive but it`s very close to neutral, but for Dundee she`s definitely one of the very few decent options at the moment.

[hugh jarse]

Didn't she even try to make up the other 51 minutes you were due?

That'd have been Neutral verging negative for me.

These girls will take the p if they can get away with it.

[Muffdiver39]

She's had a few negative reviews on here

[DickDiver]

Fucking hell. What would need to happen to give a negative?

That sounds grim.

[Don Quixote]

It's good that you enjoyed yourself, but £140 for a straightforward GFE would be too much for me to consider as good value. Each to their own though.
A good honest review.

[Placebo88]

Honest review , helpful info . I'd have rated neutral at the very best .

Profile says OWO + CIM .

Does not like contact , keeping her legs crossed , is she in the right job ? Sounds like she hates the work .

No RO or kissing , neither on her I Do Not Do list .

Going by this review I don't see how she can occupy the time for any booking over 30 mins . Do you get 30 mins whatever you pay for , or less if she can get away with it . Sounded like a rush job .

Whats with the BRAND NEW on her profile , that profile alone is a few years old .

[WinterBlues]

Sorry pal but it people like you that allow these girls to be the total piss takers that they are!

[Randy Mcknob]

Sorry pal but it people like you that allow these girls to be the total piss takers that they are!

It's people like you that put people off posting reviews here. 

[MrSteven]

She was hard to review - should have been a negative but she was nice,friendly and I found her very attractive.  I do qualify by saying that she`s worth it for 30 minutes at £70 (especially in dundee).
Leaving honest reviews lets people make their own decisions..
And I`m really not responsible for the bad service providers...
And I`ve walked out on the bait and switch fake photo mingers plenty times.
And I didn`t get a receipt..
And if only John Lewis was in charge of escorts....great customer service.

[DickDiver]

She was hard to review - should have been a negative but she was nice,friendly and I found her very attractive.  I do qualify by saying that she`s worth it for 30 minutes at £70 (especially in dundee).
Leaving honest reviews lets people make their own decisions..
And I`m really not responsible for the bad service providers...
And I`ve walked out on the bait and switch fake photo mingers plenty times.
And I didn`t get a receipt..
And if only John Lewis was in charge of escorts....great customer service.

It's your call Mr S. You've been very honest and we can all make our own judgements on whether she'd tickle our pickles. If anyone makes a booking just by reading the headline rating they need their heids seen.

[WinterBlues]

It's people like you that put people off posting reviews here.

Oh sorry Mr Randy McScared to upset a prossie. Haha i bet your one of these fucking creeps that turns up to appointments with flowers and perfume. Creepy McCreeper

[Randy Mcknob]

Oh sorry Mr Randy McScared to upset a prossie. Haha i bet your one of these fucking creeps that turns up to appointments with flowers and perfume. Creepy McCreeper

Have you read my reviews?  Please don't be abusive again.

[WinterBlues]

Have you read my reviews?  Please don't be abusive again.

Abusive?..Wow..... You sensitive little lamb.