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Offline Marmalade

I wonder - is there enough interest in this place (london street sauna) to keep a running reference 'book' thread?

My own list, which is not the best, is compiled in an ongoing fashion (there are too many girls there, and too many changes, for me to personally verify them all, so I keep a note of names that, either from personal experience or from what I consider reliable reports on ISG and privately, of 'recommended' and 'avoid.'

happy to share my notes but remember they are not encyclopedic. please add your own, so the list can be amended and updated)

these girls:
Vanessa recommended
Marie recommended
Meg recommended
Lucy recommended
Scotty recommended
Andrea (was excellent, prob left for good)
Alisha recommended
Charlotte recommended
Monica recommended
Sheree recommended (fairly sure she's left too)

these girls:
Amy
Anarita
Georgina
Kat
Lisa
Jordan
Megan
Paula
Jade
have had less favourable reports

these girls:
Jessica
Jasmine
Rebecca
have had mixed reports

these others:
Ellie
Nina
+ one or two Thai girls whose names are hard to get right
I have no knowledge or reports about.


The list is not exhaustive. Quite a few girls have left by now (eg Andrea) but with so many girls on the rota no one sees them all at one time or can keep up with who's on a break,  a different day, or gone completely.

For non-LSS regulars,  it's worth noting that LSS is the most luxurious sauna/parlour in town, the staff exceedingly helpful, and there is never any pressure. Costs are £20 door fee (£15 if they still have the tiny room with no jacuzzi) and 55 for 30mins sex and OW. DFK varies (up to the girl and if she likes you - same with OWO but this is very rare and non-standard - so please don't 'out' the girl if you are lucky enough to get it!) I think they do their best to ensure some overall standards but the quality of service in the room varies a lot - you won't get ripped off, but some girls are more skilled at pleasing than others. If you have any problem, ask to speak to the management privately.

£75 is not cheap compared to the best indies offering a very personalised service at about the same or sometimes lower rates, but LSS is central and convenient, rarely do you have to wait long (if at all) for a selection of ok / better-than-ok looking girls (about 8 on a shift, so usually at least half that available at any one time) and you can slob out and relax in the lounge for as long as you like. Lockers, good showers, steam room free, and you get a zip bag to take small items with you into the room.

if you're an LSS regular, why not cut and paste the list above, updating it as you post?

Thanks :drinks:

Offline scotchegg

Any chance for quick descriptions with the names?  Most curious about the Scottish ones, though of course that's personal preference!

Lucy is scottish, quite mature, nice looking nice body, does almost anything reasonable, well educated, been with her over the years a few times, worked up at blair st for a while, and so has earned her spurs. Looks like a teacher or a nurse if that helps.

Offline scotchegg

I'm intrigued.  Are there any review of her that have been posted yet?

Offline msc762003

Saw Paula just the other day. I had a good time with her

Offline Marmalade

Saw Paula just the other day. I had a good time with her

perhaps you could tell us a bit more about your experience? It's certainly true that girls sometimed 'up their game'. her inclusion in the 'less favourables was based on a report by Haulder, a respected ISG poster who gives very useful reports
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For the record here are the girls still working there who I would
avoid. Anarita  Paula  Lisa  Jordan  Amy     With these ones you'll get no OWO or kissing and they'll be cold as a glacier.

Offline msc762003

perhaps you could tell us a bit more about your experience?
I'm new to this site, so not sure how much detail to go into.

I hadn't been to LSS in, I would say at least a year. Because of that, I none of the girls looked familiar to me (except the woman that works the desk :) - she's quite chatty, but I do like her). Anyhow, I'm a boob man and I like them big, so I scanned the room as they gave intros and went for the biggest boobs I saw, which was Paula.

She gave a massage (my request) then off came the top and the fun began. Again, not sure how much detail I'm supposed to go into, but it was as least a good as the experiences I've had with many of the BSS girls, where I more regularly go.

To be honest, I've only had good experiences at BSS or LSS, so maybe I'm just lucky.

Offline bepi

So what's the good expierences you've had at LSS and BSS?
Have any girls from either sauna give OWO,CIM and swallowed?

Offline scotchegg

Is Lucy still active at LSS?  Reading through old posts, it seems she moved around quite a bit.  I like your description of her, but took pause at the "quite mature".  Although for me, it's really more about the attitude, and having someone who's fun and takes an active interest in things is most important.

She usually works the first part of the week, I would say that she is now over forty, in that she was about 36 when I first met her a few years back. Although she has aged well. I turned up at london st, and she was behind the desk doing the phones, wearing a skirt so short, that panties were on view, I am a sucker for that sort of trick. I also endorse meg, a slovenian/austrian, great english, quite filthy.,younger than lucy, but certainly over 35 now.

Offline scotchegg

Thanks for the tip on Lucy!  And wow, Meg sounds quite nice too - what does she look like?

Looks like a hotel receptionist in an upmarket hotel, great looking body, but tits are artificial.

Offline Thehun10

So what's the good expierences you've had at LSS and BSS?
Have any girls from either sauna give OWO,CIM and swallowed?

BSS - OWO Always, CIM pay extra,  not swallowed
LSS - Never OWO

Offline scotchegg

ahhhh, sorry to hear about the artificial tits.  Never understood the appeal.  Lucy's all natural, one would hope?

Offline Marmalade

theres OWO very occasionally at LSS but usually if you're a regular of a particular girl and don't get her into trouble by making it public so everyone starts expecting it. more than my own OWOs are worth to name them on here so just do your own schmoozing with ones you like. Which is what you'd have to do anyway. Knowing who's licked my cum is not going to help you.

Offline Tailpipe

theres OWO very occasionally at LSS but usually if you're a regular of a particular girl and don't get her into trouble by making it public so everyone starts expecting it. more than my own OWOs are worth to name them on here so just do your own schmoozing with ones you like. Which is what you'd have to do anyway. Knowing who's licked my cum is not going to help you.

And I was just about to have a glass of milk I think I will wait    :vomit:

If Lisa is the girl that has been there 5 years ish.  I have seen her numerous times.  Lovely big chebs and a scottish accent that melts you :(

Offline msc762003

BSS - OWO Always, CIM pay extra,  not swallowed
LSS - Never OWO

At BSS, I've gotten OWO about 90% of the times I've been, at LSS, about 50% of the time. I visit BSS more than LSS because it's a better location for me. Never have asked about, or received, CIM or swallow - I just always have assumed that was off the table at saunas, so have never bothered brining it up.

Offline msc762003

She usually works the first part of the week, I would say that she is now over forty, in that she was about 36 when I first met her a few years back. Although she has aged well. I turned up at london st, and she was behind the desk doing the phones, wearing a skirt so short, that panties were on view, I am a sucker for that sort of trick. I also endorse meg, a slovenian/austrian, great english, quite filthy.,younger than lucy, but certainly over 35 now.

She was there last week and while in the lounge area, she mentioned that she had voted for Thatcher - that made me wonder about her age.

Offline scotchegg

i'm ok with the age thing (though not voting for Maggie, haha).  More importantly though, I can't find a description (or even better a review) for Lucy.  Can someone pitch in with that?

If Lisa is the girl that has been there 5 years ish.  I have seen her numerous times.  Lovely big chebs and a scottish accent that melts you :(

Lucy has modest natural tits, Lisa is I imagine someone else.

Offline Banquo

Hi chaps,

I'd though I'd post up here and say hello as I recently returned to punting after a long break with a cheeky visit to LSS. Quite apt, as I started this hobby about 15 years ago at the LSS, one particularly hungover morning. It's incredible how little has changed (ok the parrots gone).

I popped in a couple of days ago in the early afternoon to find about 8 girls working. One was 30 ish, the rest early to mid 20's. All were attractive. The female receptionist was polite, friendly and indulged my weak ice breaking jokes.The names of the girls were read out, but my mind went instantly blank! I can only remember the first (Jordon) and last (Simone - apologies, I'm actually a bit sketchy on her name).  I was a bit nervous and not really wanting to hang around in the Lounge I made a quick decision and headed downstairs.

I chose Simone, who shrank about 5 inches to 5' 2" when she took off her heels. What followed was very standard sauna fare, with an, ahem "Italian" girl. Don't get me wrong, it was a good experience with a girl trying to please, but Simone had just enough English to get by. That was fine by me, for why I was there.

Anyway, I realise that this is not the most informative post on the forum, but perhaps some will find it at least a little useful. I look forward to sharing better quality information in the future!

Offline Marmalade

welcome to the forum - sounds about right - far too many 'average experience' slackers in the room at LSS these days and your report backs it up. There are one or two stars and a few inbetweeners (hence this list) but many girls are not offering vfm.

Yes more bad experiences than good over the past six years, some of the girls are as hopeless at intimacy as the pandas.

Offline Banquo

thanks for the welcome.. just for clarity, had I been able to confidently remember the young ladies name, I would have left a positive review. I have one or two reasons for giving a positive review which will remain private for reasons of discretion, but I also belive that I have realistic expectations from a 30 minute sauna punt. In fairness the overall charge of £75 is just a fiver away from my cut off point - (I would only consider £80 for half an hour with a really top quality, English speaking, GFE providing, wg). £60 would have been a very fair rate, but I guess you pay a little more at LSS for convenience.

Following links posted here to other forums, I am now fairly certain that the girls name was Simone and on balance, I'd recommend her at £75 for half an hour.

The context of my punt should be taken into account.. passing through Edinburgh, with no current numbers saved on my punting mobile and no discrete internet access... LSS and Simone worked out a treat for me.

If there truly are "stars" at LSS, I look forward to meeting them. However, most of my sauna experiences have been fairly functional and served a purpose. I've generally found the "stars" to be fully independent girls, that either genuinely enjoy their job or are such good actors they have convinced me they do!

Apologies for long winded posts, but I didn't want anyone thinking I was denigrating the LSS or Simone.

Banquo




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