Diamondinthemuff ~ Shottingham (#2)

[Bangers and Gash]

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A bit of this: 1 hour incall @ city centre hotel = £150.

A bit of that: Fuck wise it was good. Sublime RO, FK (?) and a few basic (non pervy) positions - all sandwiched between two seriously fierce bouts of extended OWO. (At best, mere mortals would of crumbled in seconds/minutes)

And a bit of the other: Kinkster came across as very likeable, breezy and keen to fuck - quite a refreshing change, considering the dross & shit I've punted/avoided in 2016. Sadly, after much deliberation and chin rubbing, I'm marking it down to a neutral due to several factors which had a negative impact on the overall 'DITR Experience'.

A little bit more of the other: (1) Vicki has no concept of time. Major delays meant it was 10pm when my cock got some fresh air. I make no apologies for being an old man. At that time of night I'm tired, and the only thing I want to feel is a hot water bottle on the soles of my feet. (2) Slightly bemused that Vicki seemed to struggle with full DT as I've only got a small cock. Maybe the sniffles hampered her technique? (3) Kissing was off the mark. When it comes to ''the stuff'' (DFK, FK, K) - I'm mustard, so was slightly disappointed.

Overall, I had an enjoyable time sucking & fucking Vicki's pussy, but didn't exactly come away tap-dancing. Maybe it was the £, the sniffles ...... or just because we finished so late that even my local Chinese Takeaway had closed for the night. Damn & blast it!

 

[TheNewSeeker]

For £150 you should be getting a high quality service in my book.

Can you explain a bit more about the kissing, was it not DFK, or even FK, or no mustard breath?

[Bangers and Gash]

For £150 you should be getting a high quality service in my book.

Can you explain a bit more about the kissing, was it not DFK, or even FK, or no mustard breath?

I t'ink she was bunged up (nasally, not anally).

The 'mustard' is cockney slang, mate. 

[MrRaunchy]

I thought her FK was fine with tongues when I saw her but maybe I'm just not as picky as you. As for the timing, she does take the piss and it's a shame that she hasn't sorted it out since she probably has read the other reviews that mention it.

[GolfNut]

Well Bangers me old mate. Pleased to see you had some fun at least with Vicky, but clearly sounds like she wasn't at her best if she had the sniffles. Not good to be working when you're not 100% so agree with your decision.

Also thought after your last failed encounter she'd make an effort to be on time. Though you didn't stipulate exactly how late she was.

Better luck next time

GN 

[Iloveoral]

To be honest I wouldn't have wasted any more time on her after she let you down last time but at least we got a giggle out of it 

Glad you had a better result even though not fantastic this time

[Mutinyonthecounty]

Is there a sliding scale between pervy and non-pervy sexual positions ?

Not being funny - just wasn't aware that it is a recognised classification structure. Reckon I need to specify and quantify this in my future reviews.