SMILE THAI MASSAGE - CONGLETON

[MrChristian]

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Ok, as this place has never been reviewed before, and I know some of you like the anticipation of whether more is on offer or not I will start with a SPOILER ALERT!
If you are one of these people, don't read on!

Weirdly, I found myself not too far away from Congleton in a drab hotel and did a little search on a local Thai Massage.

In one direction was Phet Ploy and in the other was Smile Massage.  No previous reviews on either so it was a gamble on both.  I actually only wanted a really good massage so i decided to give Smile a call.

She sounded very friendly and welcoming on the phone and sent me a postcode and directions to a car park by the library in Congleton..

Once there, I called her and I was directed across the road to the door of the flat.  Very easy to find.  She was waiting for me at the door and upstairs we went.

I found her to be very welcoming and friendly and she put me at ease right away.

I asked for one hour and she stated the price, £35, which I accepted.  She then offered "Hot Stone" Massage instead for £40 followed by an offer of a four hand hot stone massage for £70.  As I had never had a hot stone or four hand massage I accepted and handed over £70.

The girls, ok, so neither of them would win any beauty contests.  They were both a similar build, very short and carrying an extra pounds or three.  I would put both of them in their 30s, but I am rubbish with guessing ages.  Anyway, they were both very bubbly, giggly and friendly, and in any case, I could always close my eyes!

Now, at this stage I still wasn't expecting anything more than a legit massage, after all their advert does mention "no sexual services of any kind".
What actually followed was THE most sensual massage I have ever had, anywhere!
CC swipes doesn't really cover it!  I lay on the massage table face down at 5pm and was  kept hard from about ten past until the end!
As many Thai places do, one of the girls grabbed my arms and pulled me backwards to stretch my back.  As soon as my back arched and my head lifted from the massage bed, the other girl, who was stood in front of me, pushed her boobs into my face and giggled! 
The massage itself involved a lot, A LOT of oil with countless not-so-subtle reach unders and lots of giggles and "ooops!" when they accidently touched certain places.
The feeling of the hot stones being rubbed against my skin was amazing and after a while they started to stockpile them between my legs, giggling along the way.
Over on to my front and much of the same carried on only with even more deliberate "accidents"
I will reiterate though that the massage itself was incredibly sensual throughout.  Again, the hot stones found their way to my groin area!
Approaching 6.00, one of the girls, whilst massaging my inner thigh area asked if I "was taking this home with me".
I hadn't heard this before so I politely nodded and smiled.
They asked throughout how I was feeling.
One girl then asked me if I wanted another 30 minutes two hand for £20. 
I was having such a good time I agreed.  I had the option to either stay lying on my back or flip back into my stomach.  I stayed where I was!
What followed was an incredibly sensual massage of my chest, stomach, thighs with countless accidents & touches and more giggles.  Whilst massaging my arms she placed my hand on her boobs followed by another "oops".

I then finally worked out what she originally meant about "taking it home with me" and told her that I didn't want to "take it home".  ( Never been approached for a happy end in this way before)

I had now been hard for almost an hour and a half and felt like I could hit the ceiling.  The ending was one off the best I have ever had which was partially because of her technique and partially because of the 90 minutes of teasing I had 'endured' (someone has to do it!)

Then, if that wasn't enough the whole thing finished with a wonderful hot towel wash down.

I was in there for a total of 1 hour and 45 minutes and spent £70 for the initial four hand hot stone massage (1 hour), another £20 for an extra half hour two hand massage and another £20 for the h/e.

All in all it was an excellent, fun, extremely sensual experience which I will definitely repeat next time I am in the area.  Might even make a special visit!

Highly highly recommended, if you are in to Thai massage.
Stay passive and respectful and you will have a lot of fun.

[MrChristian]

My first proper review too, so be gentle, guys.
I know I have gone on a bit!
 

[akka76]

Sounds amazing mate top be fair. How did you not guess though what she was talking about, when pointing to your hardon, asking if you were taking it home? 

[MrChristian]

Ha ha!
Just got caught in the moment.
Missed the point!
 

[easyzx6r]

i had a massage today at smile

comms are fast i sent a text asking for availability and got a text back within 2 mins saying  14:30 sent one back asking for 11:30 and got a text back saying no problem with the postcode and where to park. sent a text to say i had parked up and got a phone call telling me where to find them so in i went and was  shown to the room and got undressed. the lady come in and started my massage there is a full length mirror on the wall so you can watch the massage. now i must admit i love cc swipes but i never got any and she only brushed my balls 3 times. now having said that this was the best massage i have ever had she was always asking if im ok and making good conversation with me she asked how often i have a massage and i told her 2 times a month

would i go back .......... yes like i said that was the best massage ive had

just hope i get some extras next time     

[speedy1505]

 :thumbsdown:why didnt  you ask for extras ?

[ilovitbig]

H I Mr C like the review. Do the girls remain clothed?, you mentioned that one put her breasts in your face would be nice if she was naked. do they allow ant touching?

[easyzx6r]

:thumbsdown:why didnt  you ask for extras ?

i never ask for extras when i have a massage but the massage in itself made up for no happy ending

[Thecunninglinguist]

Hi all. This is the first time I have put my fourpenn'th in. I have some long experience with Marlee who runs Smiles now. She used to be above the hairdressers on Park Rd, Macclesfield until a punters partner found out and dumped her tables and stuff in the road! Marlee is 51(ish) and is a properly trained Thai masseuse. I used to be a very regular customer, and friend. Congleton is just that bit difficult for me and I have concentrated more on proper punting recently. She is not a WG as such and if you are man enough her full on Thai massage is something to endure (sorry enjoy). She will quite happily trot up and down your legs and back and pull your shoulders somewhere near your ankles but you feel better afterwards! (The next day usually). HE is the normal "extra" at £20. It is not a gentle or slow thing just an emptying of the sack, she doesn't prolong it even if you ask nicely. She does in fact say that it is part of the traditional massage as men need to get rid of it on a regular basis to be healthy. However if you go more than once and are not too pushy she will get her boobs out, with permanently erect nipples and she will allow you to fondle and suck them. The four hand is another woman about the same age with bigger tits and the same procedure applies. Marlee and both together can be great fun and you can have a right laugh with them. If Marlee likes you eventually you get to stroke the pussy, while she is standing but never more. She get very wet but you would never know it from her face! You also get a proper wash down at the end to get rid of all the oil and the dirt it has collected from your skin. I mentioned a BJ to her once in a txt. Not asking her to do one even and she did not let me forget it for months. She was very affronted I mentioned it because she is a "decent woman", which she is. She probably gives the best Thai massage you will ever have and treat her right and you will have fun and get just a little more. As long as I have known her and count her a friend, it is all about the money only and she will try to get you to spend more time there. She is only here doing it to keep her family in Thailand. She is also limiting her customers to about three a day now I think as the massages are so physical.