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Just buy some cheap ones https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=3364.msg86944#msg86944

If you're a healthy chap with no medical issues they won't kill you (famous last words!)

If you're worried about them being posted to your house have a word with one of your mates & see if he's happy to have them delivered to his place.  Just give him a couple to keep him happy  :thumbsup:

Offline Lz-129

Just buy some cheap ones https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=3364.msg86944#msg86944

If you're a healthy chap with no medical issues they won't kill you (famous last words!)

If you're worried about them being posted to your house have a word with one of your mates & see if he's happy to have them delivered to his place.  Just give him a couple to keep him happy  :thumbsup:

Thanks mate, I'll look into that, I am sure I can get the postage issue sorted somehow

After a couple of limp episodes I've made an appointment with the dr, is it just simply walk in tell em I can't keep it up anymore and they prescribe me with some sort of tablet
I've read a post that mentioned a few different types but I guess the dr should advise the right one for me, wouldn't they?
I know this isn't the cheapest option but I can't have something pop through the post and I can't think of directing it anywhere else so I'll do with this

Weirdly it's a female dr and I don't think I'll have much trouble talking to her as I would a bloke dr, that may change when I am trying to explain my problem

I think I've told this story on here before but haven't time to look through my old posts.  In essence, I had difficulty getting it up when I was punting in Parlours.  One of the WGs I saw most often offered to get me some Kamagra but I said I wanted to have my GP check my heart & Blood pressure first.  When I went to my [female] GP, she confirmed that there was no problem heart- & blood pressure-wise so I was okay for tablets of Sildenafil citrate and that, because I was born with a condition that leads to poor circulation, I qualified for the little blue tablet on prescription but warned me [in an accent like Miss Jean Brodie's], that "ye'll still have to go through foreplay, mind!"

Not wishing the worst on you, Lz; but, fwiw, I think it'd be worth talking to your GP.

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in the uk NHS rescribing advice given to doctors has not remained constant, which basically means it can be prescribed less than it used to be. But even if you don't get a freebie (in some cases a dr will offer a private script) at least he or she can reassure you. Then you can just buy the cheap stuff if you are happy with the supplier.

Offline Lz-129

Right I am off to see the quack now, wish me luck!

If I was to order some tabs of that site what sort of packaging does it come in? Is it plain jiffy?
Can't imagine it would be obvious what its contents were but I may get it delivered to work.

Offline Lz-129

Fuck me, wasnt expecting that! She had my pants down faster than any wg I've seen and didnt ask for a penny

So unexpected examination out the way and pants back up, noticed that I'd left the door slightly ajar so anybody in the corridor now knows of my issues. Doh!

Blood tests booked for tomorrow though, ill take it from there

Fuck me, wasnt expecting that! She had my pants down faster than any wg I've seen and didnt ask for a penny

So unexpected examination out the way and pants back up, noticed that I'd left the door slightly ajar so anybody in the corridor now knows of my issues. Doh!

Blood tests booked for tomorrow though, ill take it from there

Did it cause any embarrassment when you left an envelope on the desk?  ;)

Offline Lz-129

No, booked tests and got out quick..

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Did it cause any embarrassment when you left an envelope on the desk?  ;)

LOL! :lol:

Offline Lz-129

I don't get it, I've missed the pun somewhere!

I don't get it, I've missed the pun somewhere!

Surely not so much a pun as a response to your earlier remark, Lz:
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Thanks RL. I did have an explanation turn up in my inbox too lol

I've yet to part company with an envelope yet, I've always handed over a wedge of money, I guess that's why it went straight over my head ..doh!

If I was to order some tabs of that site what sort of packaging does it come in? Is it plain jiffy?
Can't imagine it would be obvious what its contents were but I may get it delivered to work.

Yes, plain jiffy bag.  No indication that you're buying penis pills  ;)

Offline Lz-129

Yes, plain jiffy bag.  No indication that you're buying penis pills  ;)

Thanks wcl, perfect

Offline Melb

Sorry to hear of your problem mate, hope you get the right result soon
...and I thought your avatar symbolised your manhood.

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...and I thought your avatar symbolised your manhood.

Ha ha,, not quite mate

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Led Zep by any chance?

Certainly is, obviously with a French twist

Offline ParisB

Don't waste your money I have the same problem, limp as hell, doctor told me its all in my head and hes right. I had used viagra at full strengh 100mg still limp. Sometimes all is ok all depends on the lady and how they treat you, earlier this week I saw ParisB and explained I have troubles but she made me fill at ease and I had no problems, hi 5 Paris.

My advice is let the girl know you are nervous and may have trouble and your be surprised, sharing is half the battle.

Hello  back.   :lol:
I agree if you tell the lady then I would say that most of us are more than happy to ensure that everything goes well


I agree if you tell the lady then I would say that most of us are more than happy to ensure that everything goes well

That's always been my experience, too; I always explain at the start of a first visit that, even though I rely on Viagra, I might not be hard throughout our time together and might not "cum".  After all, if you think about it, it's also in her interest to have us as hard as possible; not just for "customer-satisfaction" and her reputation but also for her personal enjoyment of your time together.

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Hello  back.   :lol:
I agree if you tell the lady then I would say that most of us are more than happy to ensure that everything goes well
While I don't doubt the professionalism of yourself and many excellent WGs ParisB, or your excelkent advice, I rather doubt your extensive knowledge includes much of the lowlife scum that also advertise alongside the better class of prossie. Many of them would not try to help but see it as a great opportunity to get the poor punter out on his ear that much quicker after paying his money. When dealing with that mentality,  the punter really has to be ready to ride within minutes, or get a dismissive blasting.  Viagra in such cases is a man's best friend.

Apart from the self-centred windbags, many of the prossies that post on forums have little inkling of what some would call 'the great unwashed' of the prossie population.  It accounts for much of the self-righteousness on places like auto-censored.  You probably never meet such lowlife. The more experienced punters on this forum have. And do.

Offline Lz-129

I had booked an hour with a wg and while the bj and 69 were ok as soon as i rubbered up it went soft, she had to finish me with a bj, that was 20 mins down
A quick massage later she started back on my cock but nothing doing, it wasnt going to rise, so with that she said there's nothing more she could do and she started to dress for the next client, I left with 15-20 mins to go,
At the time I put that down to whacking one out 1st thing in the morning and blamed meself, hence another post I started (before a punt)

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I had booked an hour with a wg and while the bj and 69 were ok as soon as i rubbered up it went soft, she had to finish me with a bj, that was 20 mins down
A quick massage later she started back on my cock but nothing doing, it wasnt going to rise, so with that she said there's nothing more she could do and she started to dress for the next client, I left with 15-20 mins to go,
At the time I put that down to whacking one out 1st thing in the morning and blamed meself, hence another post I started (before a punt)

Have you experimented with different condoms? A rubber band job (too narrow), especially if the WG applied it poorly, is more likely to elicit thoughts of paracetamol than sex sometimes.  Skyns are among the best on the market just now - but too pricey for most pro$$ies.

Offline Lz-129

Have you experimented with different condoms? A rubber band job (too narrow), especially if the WG applied it poorly, is more likely to elicit thoughts of paracetamol than sex sometimes.  Skyns are among the best on the market just now - but too pricey for most pro$$ies.

I'd not thought of trying different rubber, I just rely on what's on offer
Ill ask next time what is being used, I did have a 2 hour punt only a few weeks back and full sex was not mentioned at all, 2 great 69's but that was it, no matter what the wg did it wasn't gonna rise for the 3rd but as I said no rubber was involved then

Offline Lz-129

Ok, blood tests results are back and all ok apart from a borderline diabetic result!
Gotta take a retest after not eating for 12 hours,

Having been back to the docs to discuss further but booked in for next week for test

Order 12 Kamagra yesterday and a package turned up with 12 silagra with a note explaining a shortage of Kamagra and silagra is exactly the same, is it though?
Also they were made in dec 2010 with an expiry of nov 2013!
Not sure ill use that much in a few months!

So what happens now? Half a tab? Quarter tab?
Raging boner - fuck - cum - stays hard, fuck more - cum - stays hard - fuck some more?


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