South Harrow Polish Lovely_amelia18

[ptokazii]

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Be warned guys.

Tried one for the team, went in there, paid 100£ then as soon as she went outside to stash it, I remembered I forgot my condoms in the car. Bummer but said what the heck, she can spare a couple, mind set.
Down to business, got FK, OWO then onto penetration. She pulled a blue durex, I didn't bother to look at the model then onto my penis and into her pussy. Couple of minutes later I felt a tingling on the head of my penis, pulled out but it was too late, I spilled my cum and got a nasty sting in the end. WTF ??? I usually last longer than that. Had a look at the other blue condoms lying around, it's the type that makes you cum fast.
Fuck man, I should have gotten my own. Tried telling her to wait 5 mins till I get my own condoms from the car. She pretended she didn't understand so used google translate.
Went to her boyfriend to ask, came back with a NO. WTF?
Told her to bring me my money back. She asked her boyfriend, brought back 20 pounds.
This is totally fucked up. "No, all my money back! Bring me your boyfriend"
Sergei entered the room saying that's the only refund they'll give.
Ok then I'll call the police.
What he does next is come in the room with the phone pointed at me (I thought he was taking a picture ). Was all dressed so nothing incriminating, still very disturbing and intimidating, not to mention the bear like figure filled of tattoos holding the phone.
Still asking for the money back, holding 20 pounds in my hand.
They then try to talk me over that I've already stayed like 20 mins, got my dick sucked and penetrated her for a couple of minutes.
Another offer followed, 40£ Total refund which I took with a bad taste in my mouth.
I left there smelling of cheap womens perfume and a sting on my cock. Be warned!

[Dicky]

I Was not aware there are condoms that make you come sooner....did you mean superthin condoms?  What was the cause of the sting on your dick??

[Expl1cit]

TOFTT means you are the first to review a girl on UKP.  She was already reviewed almost three weeks ago here   with several comments in the last few days    

Durex Condoms that make you cum faster, really?   

The usual Durex Blue ones are either the Extra Safe, also the Essentials and Comfort ranges.  The other less common ones are the Durex Sensation and Sensi Thin which may assist with the feeling but the only thing I can think of that would give you a sting would be either the condom splitting, her OWO or using some kind of lubricant on your bare cock.

As for the rest, you wanting all your money back, and calling the police - WTF? You fucked her and wanted a full refund because you came too soon.  999, what is your emergency.  Help, I'm standing here with my pants around my ankles, 20 quid in my left hand and a stinging cock in my right hand and Sergei wont give me all my money back.  Hold on sir, we are sending our finest offices to attend the scene.

Best advice is get yourself down to a GUM Clinic and get that sting tested.

[ptokazii]

Mate, it's the ones containing orgasm intensifying gel. It works by warming up the head of the penis and this along with the friction causes inevitable eruption.
She knew it but didn't tell, actually wanked me a little before penetration so the gel will get all over, evil slut.
Very annoying also by the fake laughter and the "sorry no english" line.

[ptokazii]

Indeed, no TOFTT, my bad.
Now I remember, there was a box full of blue durex, however I think she gave me something else, purple colour. Very confusing because of the dim red light in the room.
The sensation I described it, after a few minutes of friction inside her I felt the heat, and what happened was the eruption. And no, I'm no virgin, I know what I'm talking about.
Regarding police, my advantage would be sergei, it's illegal to have sergei around doh!
And it would not have gotten to that, am I crazy ? no !

[dubhcarr]

something doesn't ring true to me Mr P.............you may have a beef with this girl but you FKKd her and then want money back for cumming too fast?? BTW I don't know any SP who will let you use your own condoms.........I have even had one half their price for BJ only when she forgot the condoms....and also skanks using NHS free condoms which are very small for me refused my Skyn large........I hope I am misjudging you but this girl has been reviewed and if she wasn't to your taste maybe you should take it on the chin and move on. For me I don't fancy this skinny FKK but I am sure YHB will balance all reviews before you spend your hard earned. Thanks for the review better luck with the next.

[Expl1cit]

Sorry but I read this review as you went along, got excited, came too early and were told its a one cum and you are out type of booking.  You got pissed, started waving your arms around like a loony and Sergei gave you 20 quid back rather than carrying you out in a rolled up carpet.  Maybe somewhere in the mix, you had a bad reaction to the lubricant used 

[sushi]

Could be a spermicide in the condom, I know of nothing that can make you cum faster. Total bollocks mate. You are lucky to get back the money you did.

[Nowornever]

Fuck me also didn't know there is condoms that makes you cum faster... please don't mention this to other WG...

[ptokazii]

Sorry but I read this review as you went along, got excited, came too early and were told its a one cum and you are out type of booking.  You got pissed, started waving your arms around like a loony and Sergei gave you 20 quid back rather than carrying you out in a rolled up carpet.  Maybe somewhere in the mix, you had a bad reaction to the lubricant used 

Wasn't told it's a one cum deal and wasn't told to leave because I paid for 1 hour ( 2 cums )

I wanted to get another condom, a normal condom from my car but they wouldn't let me.

It's much easier for a slut to sit around in bed rather than getting pounded, don't you think ?

Look, it's ridiculous the way you're trying to turn all this on my head, like you're trying to defend the poor lassie. Or maybe I'm dumb for sharing this honestly with you guys.

I know shitty pros mate when I see 'em, I know this time I felt the gel that was inside the condom she gave me, I felt the heat on the head of my penis, I felt being conned for my money. And it's a well thought up strategy, where if you get a half hour and cum after 2 mins, there you go, it's your fault mate, waiting for you to leave or let's sit around and watch tv.

I got my 40£ back and for the time wasted there and for getting fucked in the brain I should have gotten it all back, along with the bears head on a spike.

Have no reason to lie to you fuckers so if you don't believe me I don't care, try it for yourself, but share the experience.

[ptokazii]

Fuck me also didn't know there is condoms that makes you cum faster... please don't mention this to other WG...

Yea buddy, welcome to the real world. You know there's those condoms that make you last longer ?
Yes sir, this is just the opposide.

[wtfness]

Wasn't told it's a one cum deal and wasn't told to leave because I paid for 1 hour ( 2 cums )

I wanted to get another condom, a normal condom from my car but they wouldn't let me.

It's much easier for a slut to sit around in bed rather than getting pounded, don't you think ?

Look, it's ridiculous the way you're trying to turn all this on my head, like you're trying to defend the poor lassie. Or maybe I'm dumb for sharing this honestly with you guys.

I know shitty pros mate when I see 'em, I know this time I felt the gel that was inside the condom she gave me, I felt the heat on the head of my penis, I felt being conned for my money. And it's a well thought up strategy, where if you get a half hour and cum after 2 mins, there you go, it's your fault mate, waiting for you to leave or let's sit around and watch tv.

I got my 40£ back and for the time wasted there and for getting fucked in the brain I should have gotten it all back, along with the bears head on a spike.

Have no reason to lie to you fuckers so if you don't believe me I don't care, try it for yourself, but share the experience.

Basically a hump and dump for 60, this is why you are mad.

[ptokazii]

Basically a hump and dump for 60, this is why you are mad.

No, she gave me a cum fast condom, I came fast and when asked to get another type of condom from my car ( a normal durex ), she & sergei said NO!!! Wtf ? That's not proper business, not being able to choose my own type of condom.

I don't know about you fellas, but I personally don't like being conned out of my hard earned money.
It looked like a trap from the beginning, 80£ for half hour and 100£ for the hour, who the hell does that other than shitty people.
I do realize that it isn't an easy profession, but getting 100£ for an hour is a lot of money, hell if you put in the fact that it's not taxed, that's a good business.
And if I pay you that much money, I would want to use my own fucking condom

[mrhappypants]

At the risk of being accused of being a fluffy for the second time in a week (eh Exp1icit....) a couple of things I would reiterate from personal experience.

1)  If you have fucked the girl you generally are not going to get a refund.  This is similar to eating the three course dinner and refusing to pay the bill because the custard on the dessert was cold.  I think they gave you £20 to get you out of there but I think your expectation is unrealistic.

2)  I take it as absolutely right that a whore can refuse to use a condom that she has not bought. Her job, her risk, her right.  If you don't like it - walk; don't fuck her and then kick up a stink. 

[od13218]

At the risk of being accused of being a fluffy for the second time in a week (eh Exp1icit....) a couple of things I would reiterate from personal experience.

1)  If you have fucked the girl you generally are not going to get a refund.  This is similar to eating the three course dinner and refusing to pay the bill because the custard on the dessert was cold.  I think they gave you £20 to get you out of there but I think your expectation is unrealistic.

2)  I take it as absolutely right that a whore can refuse to use a condom that she has not bought. Her job, her risk, her right.  If you don't like it - walk; don't fuck her and then kick up a stink.

No WGs allow you to bring your own condoms, because they can't be sure about provenance. A proportionally higher rate for half hour bookings is also fairly standard practice.
Sounds like you had a shitty punt and it's good to be warned, but tbh having already fucked her I think
You were lucky to get anything back.

[ptokazii]

No WGs allow you to bring your own condoms, because they can't be sure about provenance. A proportionally higher rate for half hour bookings is also fairly standard practice.
Sounds like you had a shitty punt and it's good to be warned, but tbh having already fucked her I think
You were lucky to get anything back.

You are absolutely ridiculous taking side for this piece of shit of a punt.
The fact that half hour bookings are priced at a higher rate compared to 1h times is pretty obvious but in my life as a punter I have never seen this high of a discrepancy. And also the fact that you would even bring that up is laughable. When it smells fishy dude, let it be.
Note you may find yourself in a similar situation at one point, so judge lightly.

I've always used my own condoms to punts and no WG ever said anything except for one time but I quickly argued with the maid and they dropped the case. As long as it's durex, I'm sure every girl will eventually consider them of safe provenance.
This was the first time I simply forgot to take one on me inside the premises and considered ok to use the ones they have.
The box of condoms they had was full of blue sensation durex but the one she gave me was purple colour ( so I was considered a sucker ), not sure if durex as I wasn't paying attention, very tight around my cock and on my honour as a punter, I'm no fool and I fucked a thousand times, I know when something fishy is going on with my cock. Head of the penis started to heat up as I was pumping her and I pulled out, could not hold it at all and felt strong tingling along with a slight sting, for sure an orgasm intensifying gel was inside.

Now, I value a good punt and tip a nice girl who puts effort into it but seeing here that you're playing me for a sucker, you don't deserve my money bitch and I will take it back with all means necessary.
Fair enough, I did get oral and pentration, suckered out of 60£, I can live with that, with that dead and burried I still have to put this out for anybody who might be interested in taking a plunge: better watch out !

[NuruGuru]

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Had a look at the other blue condoms lying around, it's the type that makes you cum fast.

Never read so much crap in my life if I'm honest. This isn't even Daily Star worthy.

Condoms that make you cum faster? Give me a break.

Seriously OP, do you think we're old 14 year old virgins who've never had sex and don't know what to expect? Has anyone ever experienced a condom specifically designed to make you cum faster?

Then all this nonsense about you lasted one minute so you demanded your money back and you managed to get £40 back?

I personally think reviews should be credible and about the girl...instead it seems to be all about you. Inferiority complex no doubt.

[od13218]

You are absolutely ridiculous taking side for this piece of shit of a punt.
The fact that half hour bookings are priced at a higher rate compared to 1h times is pretty obvious but in my life as a punter I have never seen this high of a discrepancy. And also the fact that you would even bring that up is laughable. When it smells fishy dude, let it be.
Note you may find yourself in a similar situation at one point, so judge lightly.

I've always used my own condoms to punts and no WG ever said anything except for one time but I quickly argued with the maid and they dropped the case. As long as it's durex, I'm sure every girl will eventually consider them of safe provenance.
This was the first time I simply forgot to take one on me inside the premises and considered ok to use the ones they have.
The box of condoms they had was full of blue sensation durex but the one she gave me was purple colour ( so I was considered a sucker ), not sure if durex as I wasn't paying attention, very tight around my cock and on my honour as a punter, I'm no fool and I fucked a thousand times, I know when something fishy is going on with my cock. Head of the penis started to heat up as I was pumping her and I pulled out, could not hold it at all and felt strong tingling along with a slight sting, for sure an orgasm intensifying gel was inside.

Now, I value a good punt and tip a nice girl who puts effort into it but seeing here that you're playing me for a sucker, you don't deserve my money bitch and I will take it back with all means necessary.
Fair enough, I did get oral and pentration, suckered out of 60£, I can live with that, with that dead and burried I still have to put this out for anybody who might be interested in taking a plunge: better watch out !

Don't be so touchy. I acknowledged that it was good you warned us, but I stand by my other points. I'm not taking her "side" - as I said, you had a shit punt and I'm certainly not putting her on my hot list!!

[ptokazii]

Never read so much crap in my life if I'm honest. This isn't even Daily Star worthy.

Condoms that make you cum faster? Give me a break.

Seriously OP, do you think we're old 14 year old virgins who've never had sex and don't know what to expect? Has anyone ever experienced a condom specifically designed to make you cum faster?

Then all this nonsense about you lasted one minute so you demanded your money back and you managed to get £40 back?

I personally think reviews should be credible and about the girl...instead it seems to be all about you. Inferiority complex no doubt.

Lol, do a google search for the cum fast condom, of course they fuckin exist.
I'm just being honest and putting the experience out exactly how I felt it, this is what happened, this is what might happen to other poor victims, you can try and live to tell the story, as far as I'm concerned.
As for the girl, she's not even worth mentioning but here goes:
Facially: full of make up but not hidious looking on the rooms dim red light
Body: small tits as in the pics, very slim with some distance between bum cheeks, like in the pics. Strangely looking not that straight body. 3 tattoos that I could see.
Pussy: Shaved and large for my size, I am a small to medium.
Behaviour: fake and annoying pleasure sounds, fake laughter, "sorry speak no english lines", "whaaaaa ?" "Hahah", this kind of mood ruining stuff, time wasting when she went to stash the money and took too long then it took like 5 minutes to explain to her along with the help of google translate that I wanted to use another condom. She could however speak proper english and understand me when we were arguing about the money back.
Facially: 6 not appealing but not disturbing
Body: 6 weird slim body, not very slim though
Pussy: 6 nice enough on the outside, bit deep on the inside, would fit a large size guy
Behaviour: 3 give me the money, let's get it finished I have to cook something for my boyfriend or we got a house to build in Poland

[NuruGuru]

Lol, do a google search for the cum fast condom, of course they fuckin exist.

I'm wasting enough time entertaining your "review"

No such thing as a "cum quick condom" - if you're not man enough to have sex for longer than 1 minute, don't blame the condom.

Based on all your previous comments and reviews, it seems like you like to blame everyone else for everything.

Keep your review neutral, they'll be a better read going forward.

[ptokazii]

I'm wasting enough time entertaining your "review"

No such thing as a "cum quick condom" - if you're not man enough to have sex for longer than 1 minute, don't blame the condom.

Based on all your previous comments and reviews, it seems like you like to blame everyone else for everything.

Keep your review neutral, they'll be a better read going forward.

I do not have time right now but I will do a proper search tonight and find that "cum fast condom" to prove it.

[NuruGuru]

I do not have time right now but I will do a proper search tonight and find that "cum fast condom" to prove it.

LOL please do. Make a new thread of it too. Will be interesting to see what you come up with.

The idea of a "cum fast condom" is idiotic. Which company would manufacture it?
No one would buy it! It doesn't make any business sense what so ever.

But in your paranoid inferiority complex mind, I'm sure you'll say they have been made for prostitutes who wish to finish with their punters quickly.

Should have listened to my parents when they said, "Never argue with an idiot, they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

[dubhcarr]

serious note OP......if you have a tendency to pop quickly then maybe try ED pills cialis or viagra as they seem to stop me from cumming....reason I don't take them....same for some mates that have used them..........just a thought if you want to overcome the cum fast condom.....

[ptokazii]

serious note OP......if you have a tendency to pop quickly then maybe try ED pills cialis or viagra as they seem to stop me from cumming....reason I don't take them....same for some mates that have used them..........just a thought if you want to overcome the cum fast condom.....

an orgasm intensifying gel would heat up the head of the penis and leave a tingling slightly stinging feeling at the end. This is exactly what happened to me.
I know my times guys, I know how to control myself.
It was a dirty move!

[Expl1cit]

I do not have time right now but I will do a proper search tonight and find that "cum fast condom" to prove it.

I found it for you.  External Link/Members Only

It highlights some measures you can take, which I have kindly summarised below for you.

1. Masturbate an hour or two before having sex
2. Use a thick condom to help decrease sensation
3. Take a deep breath to briefly shut down the ejaculatory reflex
4. Have sex with your partner on top
5. Take breaks during sex and think about something boring

Being a wanker, you have the first one covered.  Insist on Durex Extra Safe next time, and get double bagged. Let her fuck you in CG and breathe.  Finally for the last one, just think about yourself 

[ptokazii]

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Lubricated inside and out for the ultimate sexual experience
Unique ExciteGel lubricant delivers extra stimulation
Warms and excites, thrilling sensations for him and her

[NuruGuru]

I found it for you.  External Link/Members Only
Being a wanker, you have the first one covered.  Insist on Durex Extra Safe next time, and get double bagged.

LMAO! Well played sir. 

[NuruGuru]

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Lubricated inside and out for the ultimate sexual experience
Unique ExciteGel lubricant delivers extra stimulation
Warms and excites, thrilling sensations for him and her

This is....well....wow....I'm lost for words.

So it enhances sexual pleasure and you interpret that as a condom to make you cum fast? Lord have mercy you are a fool.

Also, where's the Durex version which you speak about in your "review?"

You're so angry, with the amount of premature cuming, you'd think you'd be more mellowed out.

[ptokazii]

I found it for you.  External Link/Members Only

It highlights some measures you can take, which I have kindly summarised below for you.

1. Masturbate an hour or two before having sex
2. Use a thick condom to help decrease sensation
3. Take a deep breath to briefly shut down the ejaculatory reflex
4. Have sex with your partner on top
5. Take breaks during sex and think about something boring

Being a wanker, you have the first one covered.  Insist on Durex Extra Safe next time, and get double bagged. Let her fuck you in CG and breathe.  Finally for the last one, just think about yourself 

Nice one buddy, will take your friendly advice when I will be in need for it.
Right now, I need my money to be well spent, with proper service.

[ptokazii]

This is....well....wow....I'm lost for words.

So it enhances sexual pleasure and you interpret that as a condom to make you cum fast? Lord have mercy you are a fool.

Also, where's the Durex version which you speak about in your "review?"

You're so angry, with the amount of premature cuming, you'd think you'd be more mellowed out.

First review was done on my phone right after this happened, was still in a mad state, could not remember exactly the way it happened. I can confirm now it was a special purple condom, could not see brand. After it happened I checked the box of condoms she had, full of blue durex sensation, no sign of purple ones, she must have had them stashed somewhere for special punts that have sucker written all over their forehead.

[nervyfooker]

... After it happened I checked the box of condoms she had, full of blue durex sensation, no sign of purple ones, she must have had them stashed somewhere for special punts...

then why not use one of these for your 2nd pop instead of asking to go to the car?

[ptokazii]

then why not use one of these for your 2nd pop instead of asking to go to the car?

Good point!
After the pop, I was in a slight state of shock, feeling the heat when popping and the sting afterwarda on my cock. Did not immediately check for her box of condoms but was thinking what a fool I was to forget my own. Tried to convince her to go get mine from car and she eventually left the toom to ask sergei if I can go and get them. So the whole mood degenerated inevitably up to this point.
While she was out of the room, I had a look around and noticed the box of condoms and picked one to see its kind ( durex blue sensation ). Lot of pressure on my head right now, never had to do this,  facing the sergei so I prepared myself mentally for the clash. Because of this, I ignored making a right call over the exact type of condom that she gave me to put on, so it was all bit blurry until later when I remembered the purple colour.
After sergei came in, spirits started heating up and finishing the punt was no longer an option.

[PleadInsanity]

 
I like you ptokazii, you make me chuckle. You certainly have an odd view of things sometimes.

[ptokazii]

I like you ptokazii, you make me chuckle. You certainly have an odd view of things sometimes.

Me too 
But in a nice way
Not in a gay way
Not that there's anything wrong with that