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I had a plan to visit a real English suburban lady some miles north of London but it did not work out, At the last minute she texted that her car broke down but I called and offered her a lift from close to her home to her working flat and she declined so I am not sure what was the truth. I think it was school hols that did it. I had a plan B.

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I had a plan to visit a real English suburban lady some miles north of London but it did not work out, At the last minute she texted that her car broke down but I called and offered her a lift from close to her home to her working flat and she declined so I am not sure what was the truth. I think it was school hols that did it. I had a plan B.

your plan B sounds more interesting ...


Offline Miss A Squires

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I had a plan to visit a real English suburban lady some miles north of London but it did not work out, At the last minute she texted that her car broke down but I called and offered her a lift from close to her home to her working flat and she declined so I am not sure what was the truth. I think it was school hols that did it. I had a plan B.

Had you met her before?

Offline finn5555

Usual bollocks Pro$$ies come out with. And they say punters are unreliable  :dash:

Online Louise 100% British

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Usual bollocks Pro$$ies come out with. And they say punters are unreliable  :dash:
Punters can be unreliable.
Had someone book for 1.5 hours (now) he decided not to take a taxi and walk.
He got lost.
Offered me credits as an apology (I did refuse them)
But now I have no one for the next hour and a half because I don't double book!
He had good feedback to.

Offline finn5555

Punters can be unreliable.
Had someone book for 1.5 hours (now) he decided not to take a taxi and walk.
He got lost.
Offered me credits as an apology (I did refuse them)
But now I have no one for the next hour and a half because I don't double book!
He had good feedback to.

Start the decorating Louise  :thumbsup: :D

Online Louise 100% British

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Start the decorating Louise  :thumbsup: :D

It's ok :)
I have filled it now lol.
Annoying all the same though!
I haven't bought the paint yet  ;)

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Filled what with what...... The mind boggles  ;)

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Online Louise 100% British

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Loosely speaking of course  :D
Correct but only with half an hour. Just done,
Think I am going to go and pass put in bed now. Been around to much bleach, (no I wasn't sniffing it, I was cleaning!) it has made me feel dizzy and faint. Is this normal :thumbsdown:

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Correct but only with half an hour. Just done,
Think I am going to go and pass put in bed now. Been around to much bleach, (no I wasn't sniffing it, I was cleaning!) it has made me feel dizzy and faint. Is this normal :thumbsdown:

You poor courtesan  :cry:

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Correct but only with half an hour. Just done,
Think I am going to go and pass put in bed now. Been around to much bleach, (no I wasn't sniffing it, I was cleaning!) it has made me feel dizzy and faint. Is this normal :thumbsdown:
Get fresh air, should pass. Always work in ventilated areas with bleach. And don't do what that dumb OCD cleaner chav does on that Ch 4 program  :scare:
Banning reason: Making pedophile allegations

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Correct but only with half an hour. Just done,
Think I am going to go and pass put in bed now. Been around to much bleach, (no I wasn't sniffing it, I was cleaning!) it has made me feel dizzy and faint. Is this normal :thumbsdown:

Yes, it's the gases that comes off the bleach. It's normal, but not good for you.

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I had a plan to visit a real English suburban lady some miles north of London but it did not work out, At the last minute she texted that her car broke down but I called and offered her a lift from close to her home to her working flat and she declined so I am not sure what was the truth. I think it was school hols that did it. I had a plan B.

Personally, I wouldn't get in the car of a stranger.

Offline finn5555

Personally, I wouldn't get in the car of a stranger.

I wouldn't let a Pro$$ie in my car  :timeout

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Yes, it's the gases that comes off the bleach. It's normal, but not good for you.

A&E  :scare:
Gonna be a loooong wait :(

Offline smiths

I sometimes get the same excuse, in fact GP Parties boss used the car in which 4-5 WGs were all in together on the way to the party breaking down 3 months in a row as the excuse why the party was that short of the advertised and confirmed WGs, he isnt a smart man though.

I dont just believe what a stranger tells me, it might be true it might be bullshit, but i do compare WGs to other women outside punting i do business with and i very rarely get cancelled on by them, so why percentage wise do WGs cancel on me more often than non-WGs. What i do know is i have rung a regular after my plan A went tits up looking for a booking and they have booked me in and bumped a newbie to them as they knew i would definitely turn up while the newbie to them would of been a maybe in their thinking. I wonder how many times as the newbie to a WG i have been bumped in favour of their regular/s, or perhaps in favour of a punter looking for a longer booking than me.

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A&E  :scare:
Gonna be a loooong wait :(

Blimey hope you cancelled the painters  :yahoo:

Offline smiths

Punters can be unreliable.
Had someone book for 1.5 hours (now) he decided not to take a taxi and walk.
He got lost.
Offered me credits as an apology (I did refuse them)
But now I have no one for the next hour and a half because I don't double book!
He had good feedback to.

Yes they can and they do genuine punters no favours. However, its an occupational hazard of punting sadly, that some WGs and punters are timewasters.

When i ran my car battery down due to being very early for a punt i walked into the road, stopped a car and offered a guy money to drive me to the punt, its a priority to me so i do my upmost to be their as agreed.

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I had a plan to visit a real English suburban lady some miles north of London but it did not work out, At the last minute she texted that her car broke down but I called and offered her a lift from close to her home to her working flat and she declined so I am not sure what was the truth. I think it was school hols that did it. I had a plan B.

Isn't that a classic case of taking a short notice booking from a regular or someone booking longer/paying more?  Its very easy to be cynical these days and she may have had a genuine excuse but given the poor standard of service these days, I am becoming a cynic!

Had you met her before?
no but the exchanges of messages looked solid.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2013, 07:29:37 PM by Horizontal pleasures »


Offline Marmalade

Prostitutes are a living embodiment of excuse. An excuse for not making their own way in the world. An excuse for being open to all comers instead of following their natural sexuality and feelings. Prostitution is an excuse for the maladjustment of sexuality in our society.

I'm not complaining. Some prossies fight the inevitable psychology that their profession brings, and good on them. Just as some punters don't live by their excuses.

But it's rich to complain that an ant crawls or a monkey picks at its fleas ...


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