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External Link/Members Only£100 for a 1 hour incall.
Safe to say this wasn't the best WG to lose my punt-virginity to.
CommunicationComms were good. She has a phone number displayed on her profile (her driver) and texts were responded to very promptly. All questions were answered for and the booking was made within minutes... This is where things got interesting and the point where I really should have just aborted mission.
When I wanted to confirm that all services listed on her profile are included in the £80/hour fee I got the response: "It is not 80 for the hour its 100". I went to her profile and nope, it definitely said £80 for a 1 hour incall. I refresh the page a few minutes later and the price had been updated,
External Link/Members OnlyOkay, no problem, what's £20? I think to myself, buckling my belt and going ahead with the meet...
VenueThe venue was at a city centre hotel. The room was clean and discreet. No complaints here.
Looks and PersonalityThe pictures on her profile are accurate (the ones on AW at least) and face-wise she's fairly pretty. Not a stunner, but by no means bad looking, very girl next door. Personality-wise I have no complaints, she's very friendly and understanding, and I found her easy to chat with despite how nervous I was. She is indeed English, and even admitted that with how young and (apparently) good looking I am, I really shouldn't be seeing someone like her.
The Action (or lack thereof)We started with some kissing on the bed, very light, unenthusiastic kissing which wasn't, despite what her profile said, of the french variety. I was then told to take off my pants and put on the condom... sexy. But the combination of the condom and my slight nervousness caused him to get a little soft, so we took the rubber off and continued kissing. For some strange reason her robotic stroking didn't seem to help in getting me hard again, so I suggested oral. "Sorry, I don't do oral."
...Okay, RO? "Sorry, not into that."
So we continued with the anaemic kissing and robotic hand relief to try and get me hard before she stopped and said "We won't have time."
...But I booked you for an hour. "You did? How much did I take off you? £100? It's usually £120 for an hour."
If I were rating her based off of how quickly she killed my hard-on she'd get a 10/10. We were 20 minutes in and called it off. Since I booked her for an hour I asked if I could get some of my money back "I don't think you'll be able to, the guy out there (her 'driver' I presume) takes all of my money. You can talk to him about it but I don't think that's a good idea."
Not wanting to cause a scene, I left, less than 30 minutes after arriving and £100 out of pocket.
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I've learnt a few lessons today, and I think that'll be the last time I decide to TOFTT
