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Communication: by voice. Slightly odd way of answering the phone, in that she waits for the punter to speak first, but otherwise friendly and helpful. Her English was very good, making it easy to arrange a punt.
Location: an apartment in a newish development in Old Town.
Safe area with lots of free parking, albeit not necessarily directly outside.
Inside the apartment, the room was warm (excellent!), small but uncluttered, clean and smell-free. Much like Leeya herself, in fact.
Discretion: there are so many blocks of flats in that area that it's a real goldfish-bowl, but don't worry, because if nothing else, there's safety in numbers. There were plenty of late-middle-aged men wandering around with a cheap second phone held despondently to the ear, presumably trying to find the correct block while following directions given mostly in Polish.
Wheelchairs: here's a novelty: a relatively mainstream WG whose profile says she "enjoys" disabled clients and whose workplace is genuinely accessible! The lift works, the main entrance intercom is low, the front door opens inwards, and none of the doorways has a sill of more than a couple of millimetres at most. The only significant concern is that inside the building, the apartment numbers are on the apartment doors but not shown anywhere else, and those apartment doors are in twos or threes behind totally anonymous fire doors, so either remember to ask Leeya to tell you to go right or left, or be prepared to open a LOT of doors - quietly.
AppearanceFacially, very south-east Asian: prominent cheekbones, otherwise with the flat, slightly mask-like features that sometimes lead one to wonder... y'know... Thailand, what's it famous for, in the world of paid sex? But in this case, all is well: Leeya's hands are small, her Adam's apple is not prominent and she definitely has the original factory-fitted ladybits, not an aftermarket conversion.
Body-wise, as mentioned about a million times on UKP, YMMV, but fuck me sideways she's hot. Petite bordering on tiny, with small hips but an even smaller waist so that she looks both curvy and slender. Small arse, too, but sufficiently rounded to invite a grab and with a very rewarding feel when one does. Long dark hair, smooth skin, no obvious piercings...
Okay, can't avoid the subject any longer: tits. Fake. Sorry, "enhanced." Normally a total turn-off for me, but I couldn't keep my hands off Leeya's. They're a bit too firm, so when she's flat on her back they stick upward like two
bombes surprises with a cherry on top, but they look and feel great when she's upright. As for her large, dark nipples, they're beyond "erect" and well into "pert" territory.
Age: at the time of writing, Leeya's profile says she's twenty-six. And now, sport: there was good news for British tennis today when I qualified for the Juniors in next year's Wimbledon.
PersonalityWarm, friendly, helpful and accommodating throughout my visit. Made me feel very comfortable right from the start.
As mentioned, very good English, so no communication problems.
ServicesMassage, RO, 69, penetration (protected), HR
Leeya did whatever I asked her to do (provided it was on her "Enjoys" list) with good technical skills and perhaps even with a hint of enthusiasm from time to time. She seemed quite happy to be groped, grabbed, licked, fucked, even gently fingered. 69 was particularly enjoyable because she's small enough that one can adjust her position by simply picking her up and moving her as required. No, obviously not really. It's a pleasing thought, though.
At no point did Leeya initiate any activity or even make any suggestions. That was fine on the day, because I wanted her to do what she was told and she did. But don't expect spontaneity.
What about FK/OW(O)? Leeya's profile is one of those where "Discretion" means "no". Once that had become clear, I declined the offer of OW, because I don't see the point (
double entendre intended). In the 69 mentioned above, I used my tongue in the usual way, while down at the other end she used her hands. She would have sucked a condom had I wanted her to, but I didn't.
During the sessionNo clock-watching.
Took two minutes to stash the cash, but otherwise no time-wasting.
No interruptions.
Gave me her full attention throughout.
Didn't rush me, even though I was clearly over time.
After we finishedLeeya cleaned me up, checked I was content, then nipped out to the bathroom while I dressed. On her return, we chatted briefly but amiably. She smiled and gave me a kiss (minimal peck) on my way out, and the punt was over.
Door-to-door time: 36 minutes
SummaryPros: fairly accurate profile; good (but "enhanced") tits; hot body; friendly and helpful; very professional; safe location, with very good parking; positive attitude; good with her hands; no time-wasting, no interruptions and no rush
Cons: no FK; no OWO; passive; not convincingly responsive
Would recommend to others? Yes, with an advisory note (below).
Would I see her again? Yes. Already have, in fact!
Advisory note:
Punters who know exactly what they want and who like smaller WGs and/or the Thai look will get the most out of their visit. The expression I've read on other UKP reviews of girls with a similar approach is "a good ball-drainer".
