External Link/Members OnlyCOMMS: Quick to reply to SMS, and easy to organise meet.
LOCATION: Easy to find at Constantine House in the centre of Exeter, car park just to the side near Marcus House, however the flat itself is not so easy to locate once inside the building. All i'll say is enter the building and take the first door on your left, keep walking straight and through other doors until you can no longer go straight and then turn right. Then keep walking straight, through doors until you reach the flat on the right of the corridor, the place is a rabbit warren and there are no signs once inside!?!
MEET: I opted for the 30 minute for £60. The girl in the pic is NOT the one advertised and bears no resemblance to her!!
"petite" -

small, slim lady
"25yrs old" -

I'd guess she's mid/late 30's
"busty Asian" -

ironing board springs to mind
"i enjoy kisses, cuddles" -

maybe she does, but not during a punt!
"My description is as real as I am and I do not embellish or exaggerate what I look like. I have a tiny, tight, tattoo free body that I take impeccable care of." -

a bad cesarean has left some terrible scarring and sagginess on her stomach as is so common among Asian ladies.
So, after all that you'd expect a poor time, well you'd be wrong. Ella's been doing this in the UK for some 6yrs now, but been based in Exeter for the last 1.5yrs and claims to have a large regular customer base, which i don't doubt. She's very friendly, gives a nice massage and the session was ok. She attempted to limit how deep penetration would be, but i soon rectified that and she went with it, a few different positions, average OW, some nice ball tickling with her nails and a few moans and groans at the right time made it an average punt. Finally an Asian that tidies you up after the punt, and offers a quick 5 minute massage before you leave despite time almost being up.
It wasn't great, she's not the prettiest, but given the drought round here i'll probably be back for another 'Neutral' experience.