Place: HOD West Kensington
Time: 30 minutes
Cost: £70
Nationality: Romanian
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Coms with HOD maid good. Location decent and well reviewed.
Preface:
This is more of a negative for HOD than it is the girl. But I am paying HOD for the girl's services and their description of them so it is a negative.
Gemma:
Nice and friendly. Attractive. Slim, bordering on skinny. Facially a 5/10. Her profile pictures on HOD make her seem both fuller in the figure and more attractive than she is. The photos I will post are from the twitter feed which are more representative.
She was dressed in black heels and a leopard bodysuit which she removed.
The first thing I asked was if I could kiss her. She gave a resounding "no". She said she doesn't do that. I asked her why it was on the services listed on her profile (all services since removed at the date of this review). Her response was simply: I don't write the profile. I couldn't argue with that, and clearly it is not her fault. I do, however, blame HOD.
I am sick to death of HOD lying about services, nationalities, ages and posting photos that are not representative. It is a joke. They get away with it because £70 to shag a semi-attractive girl is a good deal. But I just want to give a
"FUCK YOU HOD" for being a bunch of lying twats. And I shall continue to give every girl whose services do not match the profile a negative from now on in an attempt to perhaps stimulate a change in policy.
I was offered OWO or OW. I asked for OW. She said she was relieved as she preferred to give OW for health reasons.
Her OW was quite good although a little mechanical. My favourite WGs are responsive to your cock rather than expecting your cock to be responsive to them. Gemma was the latter which is why I describe her as mechanical. She did get me hard though.
I had sex with her in missionary and doggy. Her eyes were closed the entire time with her head turned to the side. It was a very distant and isolating experience. There was no real engagement at all. We all know that WGs are doing a job. But if your job description states GFE then deliver GFE. It doesn't matter if you have to act, just deliver it.
An unremarkable punt.
I won't repeat.
And while I am on the Subject of HOD bullshit . . .Have any of you noticed that they only post reviews of their girls on their Twitter feed from that other S(h)ite? I think a lot of those reviews are BS. It is so easy to tell. They are often only from people who review HOD girls (always positively). The tone is often the same. The reviews often contain no real info about the punt, and they are sometimes orphan reviews. Such a joke.
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