Author Topic: MatureBarnet - A James Bond Baddie  (Read 9299 times)


7 review(s) for MatureBarnet (4 positive, 3 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline Honolulu


I was keen to see another Mature granny type, after having a wonderful time with Crystal Sensual External Link/Members Only .


Mature Barnet

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Price - £90 for 60 mins


Location - A nice comfortable ground floor flat in New Barnet. I took a bus, from High Barnet Station, in fact 2 buses and spent another 20 minutes walking, losing all sense of direction.  My fault entirely.  The flat is actually 5 minutes Bus ride near the Every Man cinema.


Comms - I phoned at about 9:30am morning of the evening 7pm punt.  Confirmed booking, and my request for fingering.  Mature Barnet didn't seem to understand the term fingering.  So I said I want fingering in the pussy...silence for a split second, and then Yes Yes that is ok. I texted my confirmation at 6pm, and requested Mature wear a sexy dress and heels.

I was 25 minutes late for the punt, Mature Barnet was very helpful and did her best to navigate me to her boudoir.

Looks - She's a James Bond Lady Baddie (she's from the Ukraine).  Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a terrible face lift, collagen injected duck lips. And more make up and perfume to get Friends of the Earth protesters outside her flat.

There is a good reason, why some WGs fail to show their face in A/w.  Mature Barnet states she's 49, but I'm pretty sure she would be in her late 50 seven 60.  I should have turned and run, but my 100mg Viagra was punching a hole in my trouser...So I soldiered on...

Mature led me into the bed room where a double bed and a massage table was set up.   Paper work sorted, and confirmation of my request for kissing, fingering and licking, I undressed, then ordered to wash my hands.

Mature wore some strange sort of skirt with a lace body blouse.  It was kind of sexy, but her pumpkin face was a disaster, not that it stopped me snogging her face off.  To be fair Mature wiped off a layer of lipstick prior to feasting. Mature offered a massage, but I declined , I imagine it was a time wasting exercise.
 
Mature has large firm, big pointy nipples breast.  She has unusually firm tummy, with some scars.  I concluded she must have had a liposuction at some point.  Her pussy was dry, and she insisted on oiling her pussy prior to the fun began.

Mature was a game player, she did her best to make me cum, but I suffer from dick issues, and cuming doesn't always happen.  We did 69, the BJ was soft, not teethy, but not exactly enthusiastic.  Every time Mature moved around the bed, she would sound like she is in pain...or perhaps she thought it would be a sexy purr...(that I wasn't buying).

Mature allowed me to finger her, and for about 3 minutes, allowed me to finger her anus.  It was sweet and tight, and she said, she didn't enjoy it, and would never allow penis penetration. She also did some ball licking which was nice. I spent a great deal of time licking her pussy, it was oily but ok, she moaned/purred a fair bit, but I sensed she was just going through the motions.

Mature Barnet: pretty relaxed, friendly and was keen to make sure I was having a great time, but in essence, her professionalism was kind of robotic in nature.  Professional, nothing more, nothing less.

I like sexy feet, although I was worried in seeing her gnarly toes (I was assuming it was gnarly), I opted to just ask for her shoe size, which was 7.

Mature Barnet is ideal if you want to meet a James Bond hench-woman. But spend £10 more and you'll find better elsewhere IMO.

Offline HighlyMotivated

Saw her a while back, could not bring myself to fuck her so enjoyed a very good sensual massage and BJ with CIM

James Bond villain  :D you're not wrong. She reminded me of Jocelyn Wildensfein, on any other day I'd have walked but like you my balls were bursting. Her phone kept ringing though so she's definitely some people's cup of tea

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She has been around for a pretty long time I think she probably has many regulars

Offline davidgood

She has been around for a pretty long time I think she probably has many regulars
Yes, she has been around for quite a while.

In my early days of punting I saw her a few times as her location was good for me and I liked fingering her on her massage table, including her bum and I did try to take her anally a couple of times but she always made a noise and I realise now was not an anal lover.

One of the best times I had at her flat was when I rang to make a booking and she said she could not see me as she was recovering from an operation ( some kind of enhancement I think) but I could see her young friend. I was geared up for a punt so went along and met a nice young girl who had come over from one of the EE countries. I tried to see her again but by then she had gone home so I probably saw Laima for the last time, apart from the embarrassment of seeing at a bus stop sometime later when I was with my wife!!!

Regards,

davidgood

Offline stilliremain

I am big fan of Liama and she her regularly. She does have a ...unique look but she also has a great selection of outfits/heels/boots if you're into that. In fact, I've been wanting to dp or watch someone fuck her for a while so if you are interested then let me know! Oh and she has also a very comfortable and clean flat.

Offline Honolulu

I do believe Liama isn't into anal, I was allowed to pop a finger up her arse for a minute, but she stated she found it uncomfortable, and certainly wouldn't entertain my cock..  So, assume the offer is to spit-roast.


Offline SamLP

I think she used to have a face pic on her profile unless I'm mistaken. I've never seen her, no previous reviews and the large pet spider pic she had on her profile previously put me off.
I must say, I've intrigued now in a weird way. I sometimes have the milf/gilf urge and when that happens I may chance it.

Offline stilliremain

I do believe Liama isn't into anal, I was allowed to pop a finger up her arse for a minute, but she stated she found it uncomfortable, and certainly wouldn't entertain my cock..  So, assume the offer is to spit-roast.

Ha, you're probably right. Well spit roast works!  :D

Offline stilliremain

I have a face pic but not sure if I'm allowed to post?

Offline Rowntree

There are many reviews of Laima on another site some dating back to 2006.

I think there were more when she was Dasha in Mill Hill.

Offline stilliremain

Interested in watching someone fuck this WG. Let me know if interested!

Offline king tarzan

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Never ever would I go with that age
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Offline HighlyMotivated

Never ever would I go with that age

Variety is the fruit of life... you should know that mango man  :sarcastic:

Offline stilliremain

No one wants to fuck this dirty slut for free? (I'll pay)

Offline horsa

I have a face pic but not sure if I'm allowed to post?

Post up then, seeing as you want to  :drinks:

Offline horsa

No one wants to fuck this dirty slut for free? (I'll pay)

are you the lady herself?  :sarcastic:



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Offline stilliremain

Truly horrifying! I'm not Brad Pitt but what happened to her face?

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 :D Who the fuck cares about hre face?! You're not marrying her.

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Offline Lee3214

im interested to fuck her if you want to watch

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Offline davidgood

Sounds good mate!

Having met her before and knowing where she is based I could be interested, but you can't be PMed. You need to do a few more posts!!

Regards,

davidgood

Offline dubhcarr

thanks for the review OP..........I'll stick to Crystal......

Offline stilliremain

Having met her before and knowing where she is based I could be interested, but you can't be PMed. You need to do a few more posts!!

Regards,

davidgood

Ah I was wondering why I couldn't PM people.

Offline stilliremain

Having met her before and knowing where she is based I could be interested, but you can't be PMed. You need to do a few more posts!!

Regards,

davidgood

You can mail me at my username @ gmail.com if you want to meet up to fuck her together.

Offline stilliremain

thanks for the review OP..........I'll stick to Crystal......

Who is Crystal?

Offline Blazed

So this is actually happening then?

One random guy is paying a stranger to fuck a James Bond baddie while he watches?

I love the internet.

Offline stilliremain

So this is actually happening then?

One random guy is paying a stranger to fuck a James Bond baddie while he watches?

I love the internet.

Lol yep. The internet is amazing!  :cool:

Justrich80

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:D Who the fuck cares about hre face?! You're not marrying her.

Jeez! She looks like Simon Weston.

Offline stilliremain

Still fucking this James Bond baddie regularly and she's still the best! I've taken to asking her to wear a mask now though (no I'm not joking). And still looking for someone to watch fuck her.

Offline Blazed

Still fucking this James Bond baddie regularly and she's still the best! I've taken to asking her to wear a mask now though (no I'm not joking). And still looking for someone to watch fuck her.

Just out of interest, what makes you keep seeing this WG?

Is she particularly good at something e.g. deepthroat, or do you just enjoy pretending to be James Bond whilst balls deep in her?

Offline stilliremain

Just out of interest, what makes you keep seeing this WG?

Is she particularly good at something e.g. deepthroat, or do you just enjoy pretending to be James Bond whilst balls deep in her?

She lives near me, £40 for a whatever. She is good at everything and as I said lots of outfits etc