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Author Topic: Some advice for a new guy  (Read 5677 times)

Offline Geek

Hi, I'm a 24 year old guy from London.

Just a little backstory: I didn't have a good teenage life, it was filled with problems and bullying, and I spent most of my time alone becoming a musician. I'm over most of my past, I have a good life now, a good career, and great friends and networks, but I guess there are some lingering emotions, and I guess there are some "belief" issues. I am confident, firm, attractive, but also introverted. Not a good combination - Attractive + Introverted = Unapproachable  :dash:

As a teen, I didn't have a girlfriend, nor have I kissed a girl, but I do desire sex. I think it was also my religious upbringing. I was wondering if you guys could give me some advice in seeking someone. Money is not an issue, and I don't mind how many goes it takes to eff my past out of me. I really need to man up, and that is another reason why I'd like to. I think it'll make me comfortable with being around women as well, and be comfortable in social situations.

My main issue is health. I am overly health conscious and I take it seriously. I would use a condom, but generally, what's the safety like? A lot of the girls offer kissing, and oral sex... so I don't know how to take that all. Could you pro's give me some advice, please?
« Last Edit: April 04, 2013, 12:18:48 PM by Geek »

Offline Geek

*Guess I could be a tiny bit awkward, at times. But most of the time, I'm just neutral.

Forgot to add that.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2013, 01:38:07 PM by Geek »

Vintage670

You won't have any problems.

If you are health conscious, youl be just fine. That's what most working girls are very picky about. Clean body, fresh breath and smelling good.

Also don't let one bad experience put you off if your first one happens to be bad. What else do you want to know? What religious upbringing are you?

Tony Montana

Two hours at a Lady Marmalade Party should sort you out.

Offline skittish


 I really need to man up, and that is another reason why I'd like to. I think it'll make me comfortable with being around women as well, and be comfortable in social situations.



I wouldn't depend on that, a sexual engagement with an escort isn't likely to be the same as one with a civvy and the approach will be entirely different unless you like having your face slapped.

Offline Jimmyredcab



If you are health conscious, youl be just fine. That's what most working girls are very picky about. Clean body, fresh breath and smelling good.

Yes indeed, they will always use a wet wipe between punters.


Offline Whore Of Babylon

Hi, I'm a 24 year old guy from London.

Just a little backstory: I didn't have a good teenage life, it was filled with problems and bullying, and I spent most of my time alone becoming a musician. I'm over most of my past, I have a good life now, a good career, and great friends and networks, but I guess there are some lingering emotions, and I guess there are some "belief" issues. I am confident, firm, attractive, but also introverted. Not a good combination - Attractive + Introverted = Unapproachable  :dash:

As a teen, I didn't have a girlfriend, nor have I kissed a girl, but I do desire sex. I think it was also my religious upbringing. I was wondering if you guys could give me some advice in seeking someone. Money is not an issue, and I don't mind how many goes it takes to eff my past out of me. I really need to man up, and that is another reason why I'd like to. I think it'll make me comfortable with being around women as well, and be comfortable in social situations.

My main issue is health. I am overly health conscious and I take it seriously. I would use a condom, but generally, what's the safety like? A lot of the girls offer kissing, and oral sex... so I don't know how to take that all. Could you pro's give me some advice, please?
Best to keep in mind a session with an escort will be completely different to being with a girlfriend or a one night stand situation.
But I think a few experiences with good escorts can build confidence and could help you in a 'real life' situation. Look up all reviews on here before taking the plunge.
I would go for a WG who gives a good GFE.

Condoms when used correctly are very effective in preventing STIs. If you're really worried, ask to use one for oral as well.

Offline Secondskin69

Two hours at a Lady Marmalade Party should sort you out.

Still eagerly looking fwd to my first one.
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Online Marmalade

Yes indeed, they will always use a wet wipe between punters.



I think the gentleman asking the question probably has plenty of screen wipes. They'd do just as well.

Offline Dani

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It may well help you to gain confidence as you will not feel sexually awkward after a while but it is totally different to civvie sex and that is something you will have to remember.  With an escort it does not matter if you dont want to kiss or insist on a condom for oral and also if you just lay there and let her do all the work BUT in real life women will not be happy about you putting no effort in to please her so in a way it could make things harder for you as prossie sex is so different to real sex and some men who are inexperienced think it is all the same and end up being dumped straight after the sex.

If you choose to see an escort go to one who offers a real GFE with kissing and lots of touching and get her to teach you what to do to please a woman as well as her pleasing you as it will set you up better for civvie women.
Choose very wisely though and ensure she has a field report on here as you can guarantee it will be an accurate report rather than on AW or auto-censored where quite a few are fake.

After you have found someone you want to see email her and explain you are inexperienced and want to learn and can she help you.  Just make sure she knows what you want otherwise you could end up with something that you just dont want or need.

Also no matter how good she is remember it is just business and nothing more.  It is paid for sex so is just for fun.  Dont take it seriously, take it as a fun hobby and nothing more

Wiltsboy01


As a teen, I didn't have a girlfriend, nor have I kissed a girl, but I do desire sex.

Mate, if that means you are a virgin in my opinion its going to be a white knuckle ride. 

As I see it (and remembering the first time I had civvy and escort sex) don't take the first few times seriously, beat yourself up over how it goes or even think on it too much.  I think you will 'blow your beans' pretty fucking fast - I did and I would venture many guys do.  So I would book 15 minutes with a girl you really really want to fuck and just let her do her stuff.  She will know you are a newbie, just take the plunge, enjoy the new experience then book someone else.  You will get the trick of sex, everyone does!

It won't help in civvy life at all I my opinion as like someone else said, unless your partner is a starfish type of girl she will want more input than an escort will!

PM me if you want, though I'm not an expert on much!!

« Last Edit: April 04, 2013, 04:53:26 PM by Wiltsboy01 »

I'm also 24 and from London and would be happy to help. Post any links of girls here and we'll tell you if she a fake or not. Health wise, it's up to you whether you want oral with or without. If they offer bareback then leave.  :vomit: Check out HOD and AW, i wouldn't advise LMP for a complete noob. Be more specific about the type of girl you're after.

Offline smiths

Two hours at a Lady Marmalade Party should sort you out.

That would be like a non swimmer being thrown in the deep end of a swimming pool, mind you there are worse ways to get initiated into sex. :D :lol: ;)

Offline Whore Of Babylon

That would be like a non swimmer being thrown in the deep end of a swimming pool, mind you there are worse ways to get initiated into sex. :D :lol: ;)
Sometimes the best tactic- sink or swim.
From what I've heard the atmosphere and general client care at LMP is exemplary.
If he's had a very sheltered religious type upbringing could be the the most amazing shock start.

And if a virgin - would be amazing to say your first time was an orgy!  :cool:

Offline smiths

Hi, I'm a 24 year old guy from London.

Just a little backstory: I didn't have a good teenage life, it was filled with problems and bullying, and I spent most of my time alone becoming a musician. I'm over most of my past, I have a good life now, a good career, and great friends and networks, but I guess there are some lingering emotions, and I guess there are some "belief" issues. I am confident, firm, attractive, but also introverted. Not a good combination - Attractive + Introverted = Unapproachable  :dash:

As a teen, I didn't have a girlfriend, nor have I kissed a girl, but I do desire sex. I think it was also my religious upbringing. I was wondering if you guys could give me some advice in seeking someone. Money is not an issue, and I don't mind how many goes it takes to eff my past out of me. I really need to man up, and that is another reason why I'd like to. I think it'll make me comfortable with being around women as well, and be comfortable in social situations.

My main issue is health. I am overly health conscious and I take it seriously. I would use a condom, but generally, what's the safety like? A lot of the girls offer kissing, and oral sex... so I don't know how to take that all. Could you pro's give me some advice, please?

My advice would be get yourself to HOD which is a Parlour based in South Kensington and Maida Vale which is quite well rated generally and which charges £70 for half hour or £130 for an hour. I dont punt for less than an hour myself.

HOD have a number of well reviewed WGs. Always look after your own health as who knows what others might be getting up to, in 30 years punting i havent caught anything. I punt on a risk to reward basis, Oral without a condom known as OWO is essential to me along with kissing, they are worth the risk to me, Bareback isnt. For you obviously to decide what suits you.

Offline Ludwig

Given that this first punt will also apparently be your first sexual experience, I'd recommend this girl on AW:

https://www.adultwork.com/242526


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Offline Whore Of Babylon

Given that this first punt will also apparently be your first sexual experience, I'd recommend this girl on AW:

https://www.adultwork.com/242526

A friendly lass from what I've heard.


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Wiltsboy01

Given that this first punt will also apparently be your first sexual experience, I'd recommend this girl on AW:

https://www.adultwork.com/242526

Err...OP please note - they are joking!! At least I hope so :)


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Offline Secondskin69

My advice would be get yourself to HOD which is a Parlour based in South Kensington and Maida Vale which is quite well rated generally and which charges £70 for half hour or £130 for an hour. I dont punt for less than an hour myself.

HOD have a number of well reviewed WGs. Always look after your own health as who knows what others might be getting up to, in 30 years punting i havent caught anything. I punt on a risk to reward basis, Oral without a condom known as OWO is essential to me along with kissing, they are worth the risk to me, Bareback isnt. For you obviously to decide what suits you.

Haven't HOD had a series of negs recently? Buyer beware!
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Offline Secondskin69

Err...OP please note - they are joking!! At least I hope so :)

Yeah, they're pulling OP's leg.

You need a less enthusiastic girl like this: https://www.adultwork.com/1874491
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Offline smiths

Haven't HOD had a series of negs recently? Buyer beware!

HOD themselves in London get much more positive feedback than negative, a couple of punters on here reported problems, others reported being happy with the service. Considering the minute scrutiny they bring on themselves by touting their record is very good, in the 90% range of positive feedback. Includes punters on here like Jimmy, Jerboa and Mr Bloom whose feedback i trust plus a few punters i know well, one being a very regular HOD punter, his only complaint ever has been he was rushed a couple of times.
« Last Edit: April 04, 2013, 06:43:53 PM by smiths »

Online Marmalade

Yeah, they're pulling OP's leg.

And the OP isn't pulling everyone else's leg????? Duh


Offline Secondskin69

Banning reason: Making pedophile allegations

Online Marmalade

Isn't there a post or stickie somewhere with the basics to a genuine newbie? Most of them will have found other sites that have that anyway. Whereas the dedicated leg-pullers seek out places like UKP.

"I'm new to all this ...." Are you fuck.
"I'm thinking about having my first punt, any suggestions?" Yeah, stop wanking.
"Can you recommend someone in ... - I like the more mature, fuller figured woman." Yeah, check your own advert, though I wouldn't recommend you personally ...
"I want to have a punt but am worried I might catch something..." Like JRC catching you being a fucking troll d'you mean?
"I'm not a fluffie but I believe in saying nice things - you shouldn't criticise so much." Thanks for tip.  Fuck off.

 :hi:


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