Messy anal - loose wood?

[billythedog]

Random question

Anyone else loose their wood from messy or smelly anal?

Usually viagras keep it up and I just bang as hard as possible so I cum quick and get it over and done with. It kinda annoys me if a wg offers anal but doesn't enema. I often ask if they do arse to mouth if anal is on offer - that way I know they are clean

[PleadInsanity]

Random question

Anyone else loose their wood from messy or smelly anal?

Usually viagras keep it up and I just bang as hard as possible so I cum quick and get it over and done with. It kinda annoys me if a wg offers anal but doesn't enema. I often ask if they do arse to mouth if anal is on offer - that way I know they are clean

I did have an instance where there was a bit of smell as i exited and some slight juice on the dom, but i just ignored it.
I suppose If you going to poke a sleeping Bear theres a chance you might get bitten 

[punk]

Random question

Anyone else loose their wood from messy or smelly anal?

Usually viagras keep it up and I just bang as hard as possible so I cum quick and get it over and done with. It kinda annoys me if a wg offers anal but doesn't enema. I often ask if they do arse to mouth if anal is on offer - that way I know they are clean

Just think you might have done her a favour and helped her constipation.

[pumps]

Isn't it safer just to ask directly if they enema their arse?

Never been a fan of anal myself, the thought of accidental shit on my condom, or poo smells   

[punk]

Isn't it safer just to ask directly if they enema their arse?

Never been a fan of anal myself, the thought of accidental shit on my condom, or poo smells   

"I love the smell of poo in the morning"

[turkmanstan]

"I love the smell of poo in the morning"

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[mexicola]

It's no different to baking a cake, occasionally you get the raw material on your hands and tools and it needs cleaning off. Its goes with the territory.

[Sureshot]

It's no different to baking a cake, occasionally you get the raw material on your hands and tools and it needs cleaning off. Its goes with the territory.

Fucks sake dude, its a lot different to baking a cake.  You dont want to lick the spoon afterwards!

Ive had a girl fully empty her bowels when i pulled out once. Clear signal the session was over

[punk]

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[billythedog]

Fucks sake dude, its a lot different to baking a cake.  You dont want to lick the spoon afterwards!

Ive had a girl fully empty her bowels when i pulled out once. Clear signal the session was over

I have had that before I was almost sick put me off anal for a while

[pewpewpew]

Fucks sake dude, its a lot different to baking a cake.  You dont want to lick the spoon afterwards!

Ive had a girl fully empty her bowels when i pulled out once. Clear signal the session was over

That sir, is disgusting.

I was shagging a chubby a few months back and we were doing it in doggystyle. Not anal but it was on offer and I was gearing up for it but she had a horrible smell coming from her arse I just couldn't do it. Totally lost my boner. She was like "Oh yeah these condoms are too thick so you probably can't feel a lot" as they were her bum fun johnnies. mmhmm

[Rimmington]

Most girls I've shagged up the arse, whether civvy or pro, have usually been quite clean.  Maybe the odd brown smear on withdrawal.

But the risk of encountering poo is always there when you stick things up someone's arse, and frankly it doesn't bother me that much.  If you are poo-phobic then just don't do anal.......

[MrMatrix]

Dont believe I'm reading this shit 

[madmania]

They don't call it the poop chute for nothing. If you can't stand shit then don't stick up her shitter.

And when it doubt it only smellz

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[turkmanstan]

Most girls I've shagged up the arse, whether civvy or pro, have usually been quite clean.  Maybe the odd brown smear on withdrawal.

But the risk of encountering poo is always there when you stick things up someone's arse, and frankly it doesn't bother me that much.  If you are poo-phobic then just don't do anal.......

Anal-expulsive personality maybe

[xxlmuscles]

I love anal....BUT hate the smell.........
Once had a real fat WG (size 20+) was all set to go for glory through her back doors, (was worried if I'd find them though) when I got a wiff, OMG smelled like she had the biggest, slopyest dump ever and just thought that will do, and pulled up her knickers..............I could not go through with it. Told her I 'd changed my mind and wanted to her CIM

[Gordon Bennett]

It's no different to baking a cake, occasionally you get the raw material on your hands and tools and it needs cleaning off. Its goes with the territory.

I love licking up pastry or cake mix when I've been baking but not sure I'd want to be licking up clumps of shit though? Still, I'm a vanilla sort and anything anal makes me nauseous. I'm sure there are bolder chaps out there who take it all in their stride.
I did have a camera scope shoved up my jacksy as part of a medical exam once. When they pulled it out my arse emitted the foulest stench imagineable...... How anyone could maintain an erection or carnal desire amidst a stink like that is beyond me!

[cueball]

I've been up the wrong un of a lot of lasses over the years, both paid and civvie.

A bit of babba is an occupational hazard  it's not for the squeamish 

Most are fine but I've had shitty condoms and even wet farts, especially if I've given her an enthusiastic pumping (which I invariably do  ).

It's never fazed me once, it goes with the territory

[PleadInsanity]

I've been up the wrong un of a lot of lasses over the years, both paid and civvie.

A bit of babba is an occupational hazard  it's not for the squeamish 

Most are fine but I've had shitty condoms and even wet farts, especially if I've given her an enthusiastic pumping (which I invariably do  ).

It's never fazed me once, it goes with the territory

 

[billythedog]

Occupational hazard haha

[Horizontal pleasures]

Did anyone ever meet mature Red Vixen from a village near Milton Keynes? I often entered her from behind and she was always clean.
Same with one mature Jayne at Barton on the edge of Oxford.
BB with both.
Both now retired.

Never a problem with manure, but not tried it recently.

[Sentinal]

I've had my fair shared of messy encounters. Anal is amazing when you know the girl is clean, when you're not sure it's not fun at all.

Best anal I've had has always been with pornstars. Top 3 Suzanne Brend, Crystal Crown and Alyssa Gape

[xxlmuscles]

I'm trying to set up an anal session for Tuesday

[davidgood]

Random question

Anyone else loose their wood from messy or smelly anal?

Usually viagras keep it up and I just bang as hard as possible so I cum quick and get it over and done with. It kinda annoys me if a wg offers anal but doesn't enema. I often ask if they do arse to mouth if anal is on offer - that way I know they are clean

Billy, if you are going off road then you need to accept things might get a bit messy.

Most of the girls who like anal and are experienced at it will have prepared and taken steps to make sure everything is clean and tidy up the back passage.

But with spur of the moment things you have to take a chance. This week at a party a young lady was happy to let me shag her arse but she warned she had not prepared for it. At first shot she was very tight so I had to come out and lube her up but once that was done I slipped in and gave her a good pounding. When I had shot my load and slipped out the condom was clean so I congratulated and I think that encouraged her to allow some  of the other guys to have a crack at her bum.

I have had some of my worst experiences with girls who do not do anal and when you have them bent over for doggy you get an unpleasant whif which is very off putting.

If you have found some good clean anal providers then please review them.

Regards,

davidgood

[Popperpumppunt]

I was fucking a bird in the arse before when suddenly I got this powerful stench of shit. I couldn't see anything because the room was really dark. What I would latter realise when turning on the light was when I was fucking her arse I had grabbed my dick a few times and during the sex I must of scratch or wiped my nose with the same hand. When the light came on I had shit all over my nose. No wonder it was so strong smelling

[billythedog]

I've had my fair shared of messy encounters. Anal is amazing when you know the girl is clean, when you're not sure it's not fun at all.

Best anal I've had has always been with pornstars. Top 3 Suzanne Brend, Crystal Crown and Alyssa Gape

Was Alyssa gape in the U.K.???