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Author Topic: Scheduling time for a punt  (Read 3090 times)

Offline jjmoons

I know this may sound like a silly question and sorry if it is, but how do most people find time to punt around their schedules in order to avoid suspicion from people close to you like WAGs etc...?

This has been something that's recently stopped me from punting because I can't think of a reasonable excuse for spending a few hours away from people that are used to me being with them constantly!

My only solution is to book some time to meet a non-mutual friend (who I think punts but only abroad) and then leave a couple of hours earlier for a punt.

I also worry about things like the smell of perfume and potential lipstick marks etc...

I punt when I am supposed to be at out at work or when Mrs HP is out and at work, and or occasionally when my work takes me away overnight.

I always stipulate no smoke or perfume. I drive safely and slowly and park with care to avoid tickets.

Hazards are a lady who does not smoke while I am present but her rooms smelled of smoke si much so my clothes caught the pong. On one occasion I claimed violent diarrhoea when I arrived home and put my clothes into the washer while I went to the toilet and had a bath. Phew.

Offline jjmoons

I can live with the ciggy smoke as I can always say i had a crafty fag with a friend but perfume is a tad harder to explain!

I know this may sound like a silly question and sorry if it is, but how do most people find time to punt around their schedules in order to avoid suspicion from people close to you like WAGs etc...?

This has been something that's recently stopped me from punting because I can't think of a reasonable excuse for spending a few hours away from people that are used to me being with them constantly!

My only solution is to book some time to meet a non-mutual friend (who I think punts but only abroad) and then leave a couple of hours earlier for a punt.

I also worry about things like the smell of perfume and potential lipstick marks etc...

1] Be retired, therefore time-rich;
2] Be a widower who isn't in a close relationship, therefore no wife/girlfriend.

Simples! :D

Offline jjmoons

1] Be retired, therefore time-rich;
2] Be a widower who isn't in a close relationship, therefore no wife/girlfriend.

Simples! :D

One flaw with number 1 is the WAG may expect to spend even more time with you now that you're not working!!

Offline Dani

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Join a gym and use that as an excuse most people train alone so I doubt any friends will say "oh I will come with you".
Take up a hobby like train sets or restoring old furniture.  It can mean hours trawling around shops looking for just the right thing and a great excuse for a punt.

Or if it is just mates and not a wife then just say you fancy spending some time alone relaxing.  After all everyone is entitled to be on their own for a couple fo hours withot having to explain to friends or girlfriends.

Offline haystacks79

No wife or girlfriend to worry about, but it's still a good idea to have  a reason to be in the area. In my case I have hobbies and interests that can mean I genuinely spend time near the place I choose to punt (in fact I was within sight of there earlier today), and it's not at all suspicious for me to be out in the area if I meet someone that I know on the way there or back.

These other activities have been part of my life for a number of years, so don't cause any comment from those that know me.

Offline Andre 3000

I'm lucky that I work from home a lot and sometimes venture into central London for the odd day or two so my mrs never really asks that many questions. Also she sometimes travels to the states with her work, so I have a few days to myself.

For a while I was doing outcalls at my place exclusively. Which is risky as hell but I kind of liked the idea of the woman coming to me and afterwards I could relax in my own place. Without having to slog it back through Central London.

Nothing would break my buzz quicker.

One flaw with number 1 is the WAG may expect to spend even more time with you now that you're not working!!

Come on, jjm; read No 2 as well; I was giving my answer to your question about how we find time to punt around our schedule.  I didn't think I needed to put "and" between 1 & 2.

1] Be retired, therefore time-rich;
2] Be a widower who isn't in a close relationship, therefore no wife/girlfriend.


So, as I said in my earlier post, Simples! :D

Offline jjmoons

Come on, jjm; read No 2 as well; I was giving my answer to your question about how we find time to punt around our schedule.  I didn't think I needed to put "and" between 1 & 2.

So, as I said in my earlier post, Simples! :D

I kind of got it after i posted sorry!

Thanks guys your suggestions seem reasonable!

Offline tda666

I am really struggling these days to fit a punt in. I have always been able to work it around my work schedule but we are short staffed these days which makes it more difficult to slip away in work hours. I have never done a weekend or evening unless i am away from home. I prefer going back to my office to make sure everything is straight and no traces of perfume or make-up etc.

I have got some cash to burn at present but can't squeeze a punt in. I need to make sure I don't do anything hasty in my desperation and end up getting caught out !


Tony Montana

1] Be retired, therefore time-rich;
2] Be a widower who isn't in a close relationship, therefore no wife/girlfriend.

Simples! :D

OK, any tips on how to bump the wife off and dispose of the body?


Offline Hangerman

Join a snooker league...

my wife knows I'm crap at snooker, I finish last in the league every year, so she accepts it takes me ages to finish the frames.....

 ;)it's just that some nights I take longer than others ;)

Offline k

I also worry about things like the smell of perfume...
The answer to that is "oh no, you've uncovered my guilty secret...

...I was in Harrods today looking to buy you your Christmas/Birthday... present.

Lovebites are the things I worry about most, big ones round the neck.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2013, 09:05:04 PM by k »

When I punted it was always around work time. I have the type of job where occasionally I can piss off out of the office and no one bats an eyelid. Just needed to make sure I have an excuse for being in the area if something went wrong with the car or an excuse if they tried to ring me during the deed. Thankfully, neither happened.

Offline toolboy55

I am semi retired and therefore time rich so the opportunity is not too much of a problem.
However, I am concerned about getting a speeding/parking ticket, breaking down or some idiot running into my car, bumping into a mutual friend, getting mugged/beaten up or even being taken ill!
Therefore I try to add a bit of authenticity to my travels as my hobbies do sometimes involve me travelling to different parts of the country.
I'm at the moment having to construct a good reason to travel 75 miles each way to see a WG that I desperately want to see on a day/time that she's avilable. :) (Sorry guys, won't give details of WG but I'll report on here after!)

Offline Lz-129

My last excuse was to go look at a potential new car, got me out the house for a long distant punt, no real questions asked and I even said what area I was in too so no dramas about potential hazards such as speeding tickets/bumps
The beauty was as I said nothing took my fancy the excuse is open again at some point

Offline CBPaul

I try to punt during the day, 10 - 1 preferably. That way I can make an excuse to be late in for work or abscond to a popular hotel 20 mins away during a longer lunch than usual.

I like the naff hobby idea, tried it for a few years myself but it has to be something that the Mrs finds mind numbingly boring and only asks about to feign interest.

My only close call so far has been shower gel, it appears that Mrs CBP can recognise every one we have from 100 paces and I made the mistake of using one supplied by my lady of choice. This was realised within 30 seconds of walking through the front door but luckily I should have been playing football so I said I borrowed it from a mate after the match. Hence punting during the day when i have the chance to rid myself of unknown scents.

Offline willbred

After some years of chasing around after punts, many on the spur of the moment ( which is exciting, but can have it's downsides) I now tend to stick to regulars and book ahead. I then organise my day around the punt. Most of the time it works, for example had a booking yesterday with girl A who texted me first thing to say sorry she was feeling ill, no problem, switched to girl B sorted for a meet that PM.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (willbred, Diplomat65)

Offline toolboy55

I try to punt during the day, 10 - 1 preferably. That way I can make an excuse to be late in for work or abscond to a popular hotel 20 mins away during a longer lunch than usual.

I like the naff hobby idea, tried it for a few years myself but it has to be something that the Mrs finds mind numbingly boring and only asks about to feign interest.

My only close call so far has been shower gel, it appears that Mrs CBP can recognise every one we have from 100 paces and I made the mistake of using one supplied by my lady of choice. This was realised within 30 seconds of walking through the front door but luckily I should have been playing football so I said I borrowed it from a mate after the match. Huence punting during the day when i have the chance to rid myself of unknown scents.

Yes th Mrs does find my hobby boring thank god!  Liked the thing about the shower gel, its strange the things women pick up on. Normally i find it all part of the excitement but im desperate to see a WG that i just can't organise atm. Good things cum to those who wait so they say!

I try to punt during the day, 10 - 1 preferably. That way I can make an excuse to be late in for work or abscond to a popular hotel 20 mins away during a longer lunch than usual.

I like the naff hobby idea, tried it for a few years myself but it has to be something that the Mrs finds mind numbingly boring and only asks about to feign interest.

Try "Collecting football programmes"!  The late Mrs R L could never get her head around that one!

My only close call so far has been shower gel, it appears that Mrs CBP can recognise every one we have from 100 paces and I made the mistake of using one supplied by my lady of choice. This was realised within 30 seconds of walking through the front door but luckily I should have been playing football so I said I borrowed it from a mate after the match. Hence punting during the day when i have the chance to rid myself of unknown scents.

Kinnell; she's good, isn't she?!!!  Respect to you, CBP,  for your quick-thinking!

Offline Lz-129


My only close call so far has been shower gel, it appears that Mrs CBP can recognise every one we have from 100 paces and I made the mistake of using one supplied by my lady of choice. This was realised within 30 seconds of walking through the front door but luckily I should have been playing football so I said I borrowed it from a mate after the match. Hence punting during the day when i have the chance to rid myself of unknown scents.

That's a close call, for me I tend to buy different shower gels depending on whats on offer in the s/m, so that would be unlikely to affect me

Offline CBPaul

Kinnell; she's good, isn't she?!!!  Respect to you, CBP,  for your quick-thinking!

Thank you sir.

Yes, too bloody good, she liked the smell of it and wanted to know which one it was - 'find out next time you play' she said - oh the connotations !

Offline toolboy55

Kinnell; she's good, isn't she?!!!  Respect to you, CBP,  for your quick-thinking!

Thank you sir.

Yes, too bloody good, she liked the smell of it and wanted to know which one it was - 'find out next time you play' she said - oh the connotations !

Ul have to hope that the WG hasn't changed it since last time!


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