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Author Topic: The difference between a prostitute and a courtesan.  (Read 7780 times)

Offline markw

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Offline Melb

Anagram of courtesan
Anus escort

Ravanelli

Anagram of courtesan
Anus escort

That's you blown your chances on getting in the UKP scrabble team!

Offline Ludwig

Anagram of courtesan
Anus escort

Anagram of courtesan:

A sore cunt ....(the irony kills me) ...

Offline Melb

That's you blown your chances on getting in the UKP scrabble team!
I know, but you have to allow some poetic license.

A curt noose

Offline Mystique46m

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That's you blown your chances on getting in the UKP scrabble team!

Frisson of excitement that there's a UKP scrabble team!!!

Ravanelli

I know, but you have to allow some poetic license.

A curt noose

'Anus Escort', hardly W H Auden is it!  :D

Offline MethodMan

Does anyone have any website links for some of the most expensively advertised courtesans in the country? It will be interesting to see who charges the highest fee and how good looking they are!
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Offline Matium

Does anyone have any website links for some of the most expensively advertised courtesans in the country? It will be interesting to see who charges the highest fee and how good looking they are!

Real Courtesans never, ever advertise so they have no websites.

Expensive prostitutes are, however, different.

The cheapest here is £500 an hour and most are £1,000 an hour:

Carmen's Secrets

Offline finn5555

Anyone who pays that kind of money are either  :wackogirl: or think they get a better class of whore for more £££

Offline Secondskin69

Real Courtesans never, ever advertise so they have no websites.

Expensive prostitutes are, however, different.

The cheapest here is £500 an hour and most are £1,000 an hour:

Carmen's Secrets

I wonder if they also charge extras  :lol:

You'd have to be a City barrow boy (sharedealer) to pay these prices and not wince as you hand over the contribution:crazy:
« Last Edit: April 03, 2013, 02:14:46 PM by Secondskin69 »
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Offline MethodMan

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Offline Secondskin69

Real Courtesans never, ever advertise so they have no websites.

Expensive prostitutes are, however, different.

The cheapest here is £500 an hour and most are £1,000 an hour:

Carmen's Secrets

Still these are Escorts I wouldn't imagine a true Courtesan would be so uncouth as too have an hourly rate.
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Offline MethodMan

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Offline MethodMan

This courtesan got caught out on auto-censored recently with fake profiles (pretending to be a punter) bad mouthing the competition...why would a high class courtesan do such a thing?

http://highclassescortserena.com/donations/

here's the link...http://www.auto-censored.com/forum/index.php/topic/28799-first-time-and-was-shit/?hl=%2Bserena+%2Bvincente#entry482679
« Last Edit: April 03, 2013, 02:20:30 PM by MethodMan »
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Offline Matium

Still these are Escorts I wouldn't imagine a true Courtesan would be so uncouth as too have an hourly rate.

No they wouldn't.

There's a difference between real Courtesans and prostitutes who who use the word "courtesan" as a marketing ploy without having the faintest idea of what it actually means.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2013, 05:21:33 PM by Matium »

Offline Matium

Anyone who pays that kind of money are either  :wackogirl: or think they get a better class of whore for more £££

There's a lot of banker wankers who treat a £1,000 in the same way as other men treat a £5 note.

Those kind of agencies cater to them.

Offline ncarter

I'm a High Class Punter, does that mean I am entitled to a discount or does it mean I don't need to advertise? :unknown:

Offline Secondskin69

I'm a High Class Punter, does that mean I am entitled to a discount or does it mean I don't need to advertise? :unknown:

Haha!

Demand lower rates, wait, NO!  :angry: Demand she pays you!

Ask for her verification photo to show her uni graduation pic.

Ask for proof she went to a ladies finishing school.

Finally ask her to attend a high table meal.

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Offline EnglishRebecca121

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This courtesan got caught out on auto-censored recently with fake profiles (pretending to be a punter) bad mouthing the competition...why would a high class courtesan do such a thing?

http://highclassescortserena.com/donations/

here's the link...http://www.auto-censored.com/forum/index.php/topic/28799-first-time-and-was-shit/?hl=%2Bserena+%2Bvincente#entry482679

omg what a cow mayb she is scared of losing her no 1 spot on the old auto-censored afrter her last reviewer only gave her 6.5

amazing how almost halve her reviews are from guys who have reviewed no one else!!

ps, im happy with my no 7 spot hahaha :hi:

Offline Olivia

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The number of men listed in the respective women's 'work' phones that, when asked under oath, whether or not they had ever slept with a prostitute, or if they had ever paid for sex, would deny it (and believe it themselves) ;)

Offline EnglishRebecca121

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?/ not sure wat that has to do with this post :unknown: :rose:

Offline MethodMan

omg what a cow mayb she is scared of losing her no 1 spot on the old auto-censored afrter her last reviewer only gave her 6.5

amazing how almost halve her reviews are from guys who have reviewed no one else!!



Would you class yourself as a courtesan? How many of your reviews are from guys who have not reviewed anyone else?
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Offline EnglishRebecca121

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no i class myself as a good escort"!
only 2 i i think


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