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I haven't read all your reviews in detail but seeing Courtney's summary, it seems drink may be playing its part. Even in some of your Positive reviews you seem to be underwhelmed. I've seen a couple of the girls you've reviewed and my experiences were wholly positive; none of the boredom you talk about.

This thread is nearly 3 month's old, what's your point ? :unknown:

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This thread is nearly 3 month's old, what's your point ? :unknown:

Sorry probably should have put this on the Scottish Olivia review as it's more current; must have clicked on other reviews and I hadn't noticed this one was so old.

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I haven't read all your reviews in detail but seeing Courtney's summary, it seems drink may be playing its part. Even in some of your Positive reviews you seem to be underwhelmed. I've seen a couple of the girls you've reviewed and my experiences were wholly positive; none of the boredom you talk about.
It's a bit rich coming on here, telling me my Positive reviews seem to be underwhelmed, when you haven't posted a review (If ever you do) so we could make judgement, if your reviews are overwhelmed or underwhelmed. I suspect, you will never be in a position to give a true review. If my reviews are underwhelmed it's because the girl has not done enough for me. If you come on here, and decorate a review, to justify yourself,then I will have another name for you, but as I have said before, the chances of that are slim. Some people make a judgement about alcohol tolerance, when they are not in a position to do so, and I suspect you are one of those. Either that or you are a small person, in which case a low amount of alcohol would, cloud your judgement.
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It's a bit rich coming on here, telling me my Positive reviews seem to be underwhelmed, when you haven't posted a review (If ever you do) so we could make judgement, if your reviews are overwhelmed or underwhelmed. I suspect, you will never be in a position to give a true review. If my reviews are underwhelmed it's because the girl has not done enough for me. If you come on here, and decorate a review, to justify yourself,then I will have another name for you, but as I have said before, the chances of that are slim. Some people make a judgement about alcohol tolerance, when they are not in a position to do so, and I suspect you are one of those. Either that or you are a small person, in which case a low amount of alcohol would, cloud your judgement.
I'll come on here and tell you what to do..Apart from the newbie that brought it up..drop it!.. like u you said b4 ..leave it at that :hi:

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You know my opinions on your review anyway. ..And they are way off the mark..Too many ppl want to turn up at punts half canned. .not a good idea...I've posted my piece..if no one can comprehend..not my fault....At least the newbie has some common sense :thumbsup:

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Met Lana last Tuesday at her flat in Shawlands, close to the park. Gave me a Valentine's Day I won't forget. And some days after that, too. But I'll get to that in a moment. Enjoyed the to and fro with her on AW. Seemed like an engaging girl. Gave me a good laugh and cheered me up following a family bereavement, which I didn't mention at the time obviously. Attractive and generous with her time on the day and the rate she offered due to an earlier postponement (for good reasons, though). Greeted me behind the door in lingerie. Was impressed, both with her get-up and her looks. Raven-haired, nice figure, pretty. Nice flat too. Parking is a nightmare though, but it's Shawlands so it goes with the territory.

Sex was fun. Great, slurpy OWO to begin. Then my turn on her. Seemed to be enjoying it and at one point thought I was in that James Bond film with Xenia Onatopp as Lana gave my head a good squeeze with those lovely thighs of hers just as she was coming! Then on to sex in missionary. Came too quickly but was fucking enjoying myself. Some pillow talk followed and she gave me a good few belly laughs, put some interesting imagery in my head with some role playing, and then she generously offered to go again. I thought our time was nearing an end at this point but she was generous in allowing me to go over our allotted time. She asked me to get behind her, so I did. Gave her a pounding from behind in doggy, then she lowered herself towards the bed with me still inside her. Pounding recommenced. Seemed to be getting quite wet at the end.

Got some cash here burning a hole in my pocket. It should really be burning a hole in my wallet but I left that behind in Lana's flat! I know, I know, rookie mistake. Carrying a wallet into a WG's place. You stupid, son?! Probably. Trusting, perhaps. Lana is only my third punt, but I did take some precautions beforehand and removed about 95% of the cards that are normally stuffed into wallets. 'Only' left my driving licence and a small amount of cash behind. Oh, and two condoms and possibly some paperwork. And fuck knows what else was rattling around in the dark crevices of that wallet!

Not to worry though as Lana has already been in contact to let me know that I've left it behind. She did that immediately, so fair play to her for being so honest. Going to show her my appreciation when I pick it up, which she said I could do last week but that hasn't transpired so far. Offered to pick it up immediately, swing the car around and head right back to her place to pick it up pronto. She asked if I could make it Wednesday instead as she was heading out. Fair dos, I thought, as it's my fuck-up. Tomorrow it is then. Received a text from Lana asking me to swing by at half five. Wasn't nearby and didn't want to say yeah and not turn up. So she said Thursday, either before ten thirty or after half eleven. Was too casual myself at this point. Not heard anything since. Went down unannounced twice but no joy at the buzzer. I'm sure I'll get it back ASAP. I know she only does this PT and is possibly studying too. Could come up with a million and one reasons and excuses for not getting it back yet, but simple fact is that I haven't been able to get in touch since last Wednesday and I don't have the wallet back yet. And I know, I know - you're a fucking idiot for carrying a wallet into a WG's place. Aye, you've got me there. Lesson in the process of being learned!

Lana's got a good reputation on here and AW, so it's hard to imagine her risking all that for one low-value wallet! I'm sure there's a straightforward explanation. I shouldn't have set this hassle in motion, but that's where we are and there is only one positive and really easy way to sort this out from her pov. The other choice seems dumb, and Lana isn't stupid. That was clear from spending time with her and from communicating with her on AW.

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Your fault completely sir. You've admitted that.
Now you said it was a rookie mistake. Fair enough.

You're committing loads more though. Do Not , ever , go to the girl's door unannounced. That's not in the rules.
Text , call , email & arrange a time to call by. Or arrange another visit and pick up your wallet then.

And , if your review was a positive , don't add it on to a neutral. Do your own.

And welcome , I guess.

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Your fault completely sir. You've admitted that.
Now you said it was a rookie mistake. Fair enough.

You're committing loads more though. Do Not , ever , go to the girl's door unannounced. That's not in the rules.
Text , call , email & arrange a time to call by. Or arrange another visit and pick up your wallet then.

And , if your review was a positive , don't add it on to a neutral. Do your own.

And welcome , I guess.
^ :thumbsup:  Mav is spot on with the above..you should never turn up unannounced at an SP's door..She's a well reviewed girl whom I have seen a few times..she is also very part time so chances are her working phone is off..Best email or txt again and wait for her to get in touch :thumbsup:

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Heard back from Lana earlier, which was a relief and good of her to get in touch as soon as she became aware of my post. As mentioned above she let me know straight away. A text or email on one of the days I didn't hear from her after Wednesday would have set aside any concern but I know she's got a lot on her plate. Did acknowledge that in a text to her. Waited until the weekend after not hearing back from her and trying to get in touch.

Thanks for the advice mavgoose and Clattypats. Turning up announced was an act of desperation. Apologies to Lana if it caused any concern or worry. Literally rang the buzzer twice for a second or two, heard nothing and left. Didn't linger or do anything daft, other than turning up unannounced. But I know not to do that again. Lessons learned as I said above.

I see what you mean about the Neutral thing. Thought this was just the main Lana thread but I get it now. Thanks for pointing that out. I'll put a positive review up for Lana then.

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Heard back from Lana earlier, which was a relief and good of her to get in touch as soon as she became aware of my post. As mentioned above she let me know straight away. A text or email on one of the days I didn't hear from her after Wednesday would have set aside any concern but I know she's got a lot on her plate. Did acknowledge that in a text to her. Waited until the weekend after not hearing back from her and trying to get in touch.

Thanks for the advice mavgoose and Clattypats. Turning up announced was an act of desperation. Apologies to Lana if it caused any concern or worry. Literally rang the buzzer twice for a second or two, heard nothing and left. Didn't linger or do anything daft, other than turning up unannounced. But I know not to do that again. Lessons learned as I said above.

I see what you mean about the Neutral thing. Thought this was just the main Lana thread but I get it now. Thanks for pointing that out. I'll put a positive review up for Lana then.
Thanks for the compliment. :rolleyes:..you didn't have to stick that in a half arsed review though..you should have dealt with that privately..it was your fault initially...I take a wallet to punts..but I don't leave it lying around like a pure numpty :wacko:..Anyway congratulations on learning from your mistake..Too little too late unfortunately..I despair..I really do :(
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The post above yours (no. 58) isn't a review of the time I spent with Lana, and I didn't mention you in my OP. I actually looked for a PM function to see if I could get some advice from an active forum member before posting anything. I was actually thinking of private messaging you but discovered I couldn't.

Yep, leaving it behind was my fault. Maybe I've made a number of mistakes in trying to fix this, but after posting on here this morning I heard back from Lana this afternoon. Perhaps I should have made a generalised thread on the General Discussion forum.

I'll write a positive review tomorrow of the time I spent with Lana. I enjoyed her company and would recommend her to others. I was just anxious about retrieving my wallet.
« Last Edit: February 22, 2017, 10:13:46 pm by Lesser_of_2_weevils »

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The post above yours (no. 58) isn't a review of the time I spent with Lana, and I didn't mention you in my OP. I actually looked for a PM function to see if I could get some advice from an active forum member before posting anything. I was actually thinking of private messaging you but discovered I couldn't.

Yep, leaving it behind was my fault. Maybe I've made a number of mistakes in trying to fix this, but after posting on here this morning I heard back from Lana this afternoon. Perhaps I should have made a generalised thread on the General Discussion forum.

I'll write a positive review tomorrow of the time I spent with Lana. I enjoyed her company and would recommend her to others. I was just anxious about retrieving my wallet.
you should have done your own review for a start..and dealt with the other issue privately,as it was your fault..you admitted one day you couldn't make it to pick your wallet up..Like I said..if an escort is part time she will have her own life to deal with at weekends..This is a punting forum..for punters..but sometimes people moan about the lack of quality girls in Glasgow..and alot have chucked it recently..This kind of shit does not help ..I'm sorry..but it doesn't. New or not..common sense should prevail and tell you what to do..or,what not to do :hi:

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I actually looked for a PM function to see if I could get some advice from an active forum member before posting anything. I was actually thinking of private messaging you but discovered I couldn't.

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That's unfortunate..and I know that Courtney..But still..some decorum is needed tbh.. :thumbsup:

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I  think Lana has not been working lately
as her phone has been swiched Off .
Shes very part time ..

The only thing i take to a punt
is my punting watch ,correct money,cheap wee phone
and a smile .
Why did you take your driving licence  :scare:
did you think you needed to prove your age ,address or full name  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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Heard back from Lana earlier, which was a relief and good of her to get in touch as soon as she became aware of my post. As mentioned above she let me know straight away. A text or email on one of the days I didn't hear from her after Wednesday would have set aside any concern but I know she's got a lot on her plate. Did acknowledge that in a text to her. Waited until the weekend after not hearing back from her and trying to get in touch.

Thanks for the advice mavgoose and Clattypats. Turning up announced was an act of desperation. Apologies to Lana if it caused any concern or worry. Literally rang the buzzer twice for a second or two, heard nothing and left. Didn't linger or do anything daft, other than turning up unannounced. But I know not to do that again. Lessons learned as I said above.

I see what you mean about the Neutral thing. Thought this was just the main Lana thread but I get it now. Thanks for pointing that out. I'll put a positive review up for Lana then.

Take a chill pill, if she really didn't want to give your wallet back she wouldn't have told you in the first place. A bit silly bringing your driving license though, now she knows your real name and address.  :scare:


I  think Lana has not been working lately
as her phone has been swiched Off .
Shes very part time ..

The only thing i take to a punt
is my punting watch ,correct money,cheap wee phone
and a smile .
Why did you take your driving licence  :scare:
did you think you needed to prove your age ,address or full name  :scare: :scare: :scare:

She's not working right now because she's getting repairs done in her flat I think and she's in the process of deciding whether to take time off for a few weeks or book a hotel to accommodate incalls.   :rolleyes:

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. A bit silly bringing your driving license t, now she knows your real name and address.  :scare:

And I still fuckin despair! :dash: ..some posters on here are a riot..That guys fault :wacko:..and the second part of your quote is an assumption..FMG  :rolleyes:
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And I still fuckin despair! :dash: ..some posters on here are a riot..That guys fault :wacko:..and the second part of your quote is an assumption..FMG  :rolleyes:

nah she told me via aw. I had a booking with her but she ended up cancelling because her flat had a burst pipe or something and said she cant do incalls at her place for a while but is deciding on booking a hotel.

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nah she told me via aw. I had a booking with her but she ended up cancelling because her flat had a burst pipe or something and said she cant do incalls at her place for a while but is deciding on booking a hotel.
I meant the bit I quoted :wacko: ..which is WHY I quoted it..The rest is irrespective and none of my business :unknown:

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I meant the bit I quoted :wacko: ..which is WHY I quoted it..The rest is irrespective and none of my business :unknown:

fair enough lol.

on a side note, a hotel incall with her would be bloomin' amazing! obviously if there's enough interest she'll be up for doing it so get messaging lads.  :D

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fair enough lol.

on a side note, a hotel incall with her would be bloomin' amazing! obviously if there's enough interest she'll be up for doing it so get messaging lads.  :D
Aye..nae bother!!  :rolleyes: you a pimp or something..will I msg you..don't think so! :wacko:

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Hahahahahaha I just realised that after I posted that.  :wacko: not connected to her in any way apart from a loyal client.  :rolleyes:

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Hahahahahaha I just realised that after I posted that.  :wacko: not connected to her in any way apart from a loyal client.  :rolleyes:
And again..nae bother! ..you know best!!  :sarcastic:  :sarcastic: