Author Topic: Miss Selfish - Chancery Lane - Dan's Adventure round 1  (Read 3604 times)


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Offline Steely Dan

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So a good review is not about me, it is about the escort, but I need to provide some context.  I had had a great (but extreme) day in Macao some time ago (posted) and I like my 4 hour parties.  Wanted another extreme experience. So why have I never had a London adventure? It is up there with Berlin and Bangkok as the best punting locations in the world, right? I thought of a double TPC meeting or perhaps a road trip to Notts to spend 4 hours with a favourite, but for some reason I decided on a London adventure.

So the parameters I choose were 1) 3 hours of punting in 4 hours. 2) reliable escorts.  3) never met them.  So this meant no TOFTT bargains, close enough to each other, and won’t cancel at the last minute.  So basically they have to have multiple reviews on UKP from punters I trust. And I had to fancy them, clearly. Had the idea on a Tuesday, and the only day it worked for me was Friday… not that much planning time.  Oh and I was aiming for £400 (the LJE 4 hour price – see Sex Parties wiki) so delegating the problem to an agency was not an option.

Tues and Wed I considered 20 escorts and contacted 6.  Got a very early ‘not available’ so contacted a seventh.  Got confirmations, more ‘no’s and so on.  AW text and punting phone was a flurry of back and forth. I admit this was sorta fun. By the time I had 3 booked, there was only one to whom I had to say ‘no, hun, not booking after all, next time’.  I had one in reserve that I thought I could phone on the morning too.

The day of the meet really started 90 min early as I had a quick lunch and 2 large glasses of Pinot Grigio.  I also had 3 mini bottles of Sav B, and some mouthwash and stuff added to my punting bag.  This day was not to be a sober challenge, just a laugh.  I had a wad of cash … next time I’ll organize it, hadn’t though through where to money count.

Alice was round one.  Great Polish girl, mid 30s.  A bit curvy, nice big tits (size D?) Her distinguishing features are her pale ginger colouring including the hair on her unshaven bush.  And that she offers only OW.  (I had to book her on UKE ...her AW is down... so she knew I was SD and might review her. I judge this had no effect on the meet.)

£120 one hour.

The location.  Her own flat near Chancery lane tube. Shower and clean towels, drink of water provided.  Good bed for sex.

The meet.  She was a good laugh.  Excellent English.  A bit older looking than I had thought, but I still fancied her. DFK throughout.  The upside with OW is smooth flow to sex.  Had lots of play, good oral both ways, good sex.  More sex.  I told her about my planned adventure.  She might have been teasing but said if I do another adventure, she might come along for round 2 and 3. 

Firmly stays on hotlist, likely to visit again.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2016, 09:11:03 pm by Steely Dan »

Offline herbie007

Glad all 3 punts went well for you, sounds like you had a brilliant time.

I’ve not seen any of the girls you reviewed yesterday but I have been wanting to see Miss selfish, not only because she sounds like such a good shag but mainly because of her hairy fanny, the only thing that's held me back though is the no OWO but I am thinking of making an exception for her so hopefully I will finally get to have a session with her.

Thanks for the reviews and glad you enjoyed yourself.  :drinks:

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Thanks for the kind words.

In Uni, I didn't smoke.  But I often tried to go out with smokers.  The saying was, 'If she smokes, she fucks'.  A bit of ashtray breath was worth it.

I also usually only book escorts who do OWO.  In part it is because if they are fussy about that, the rule is, they are likely to be fussy and cold about other things.  But I trusted the other reviews on UKP and agree that Alice is the exception to this rule.

Offline sonyvaio

Thanks for the review, I have been thinking for a while it might be nice to see Alice, so this might just spur me into action.

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I was considering seeing Alice again some time, but it appears her profile is set to 'distribute content only', so I'd figured she'd quit escorting.  Is this not the case?  I'd really like to know how I can book her nowdays.

Offline sonyvaio

I was considering seeing Alice again some time, but it appears her profile is set to 'distribute content only', so I'd figured she'd quit escorting.  Is this not the case?  I'd really like to know how I can book her nowdays.

She's having problems with AW at the moment and getting her acccount reverified.

Offline Romney

You can contact her on UKE to make a booking.