I was going to be in Guildford and had a look on Gumtree for an Oriental massage.
There are 2 ads and I decided to go for the one below which was an utter disaster!
External Link/Members OnlyI suspect both ads are by the same Chinese outfit!
Firstly terrible directions and I ended up driving round in circles for 15 minutes! Eventually I found the place and walked up to the front door. What met me was certainly not Japanese but a fat unattractive Chinese girl in her 30's. She could hardly speak a word of English apart from having a good understanding how much money she wanted!
On the phone the maid said £60 for 30 min B2B and she wanted £70 but that did include FS. The most pathetic massage took place for a couple of minutes and she went for the condom. I said I wanted OWO first and she asked for an extra £10. I refused and she put on the industrial thickness condom and started to give the most awful BJ ever. I told her to stop and it was clear to her I was not in the least bit aroused by what she was doing. She then took off the condom and gave me some OWO which wasn't much better. I had paid £70 and even though it was crap I was determined to fuck her make myself cum. She lay there making stupid false noises as I fucked her and after about 5 minutes I came.
I couldn't be bothered to even talk to her, I put on my clothes and quickly left. Afterwards I texted the maid to say what a waste of money and what a crap experience it had been! I was surprised to get a response and she apologised saying there would be a new girl next week! I won't ever be returning. Despite the Oriental place in New Malden being pretty run down I have been lucky enough to have some reasonable punts for the money.
