External Link/Members OnlyI've been a longtime lurker and have gleaned a lot from other peoples reviews so thought it's high time that I'd better add a review of two... So here goes.
In short not the worst experience by far, but certainly not the best. Everything that she advertised was false. There was no OWO, no DFK and the GFE was more like an ex-wife experience - frosty and uninterested.
More worryingly I didn't even spot "Bareback" was on offer until I revisited the page post punt to check out her photos. If I had seen Bareback I would have avoided at all costs. That said, having met her, I doubt she even knows what the content of her profile actually is. I was in and out in 17 mins. I was bored, she had that horrible EE smell (don't know what it is, but oral hygene I guess) and I didn't even bother cumming. She also was nothing like her photos. No neccessarily switch and bait but quite possinly was.
Overall a negative and one to avoid IMHO.
Booking / CommsCalled the number advertised on adultwork and was promtly texted back saying "text me". Alarm bells should have been ringing as from experience this usually means they can't speak English very well and/or are EE. But thought, hey might be busy, might be out shopping with her mum... so arranged a meeting via text. English was spelt correctly if a little brief. But no problems overall.
VenueBig York Hotel - discrete and suitable.
Money£60 for 30 mins (which was only 17mins as I left bored half way through)
MeetingShe text me the room number and told me to text her back and not knock on the door when I was there. Fair enough. Turns out that she was actually in the room opposite - talk about secuirty conscious. But on reflection it was also annoying as, if I hadn't got her second message, I might have knocked on the wrong door and ended up talking to some hotel guest who wasn't expecting me!!
First impressions was that if she was the girl in the photos, she had recently had a bit of acne and was a bit pock marked in the face - no problem as photos on adultwork did look a bit shopped. She had a fit body and was wearing what I had asked her to.
Before sorting the paperwork I asked where she was from, she said Italy and asked if I could speak Italian. Shame that I couldn't. But on reflection I'm pretty sure she was EE and not Italian. But as usual with a punt, my cock leads my head.
We sorted the paperwork, £60 and she undressed so quickly I hadn't even taken my shoes off and she was naked. Shame considering I'd asked her to wear an outfit and would have liked to have had the pleasure of fucking her in the outfit.
She moved in and kissed me. Then told me no tongues. Which was good because she had bad oral hygene and smelt a bit smokey.
I got undressed, she told me to lie down. Complained my hands were cold and said she would warm me up. She sucked my nipples and kept rubbing my cock with her hand through my boxers. I removed the boxes and she kept touching my cock with one hand and also she kept brushing one hand over my ass as though she was going to put a finger in it. This was about as much fun as the punt got.
Expecting OWO and a full GFE I was left dissapointed. She put on the condom and sucked me a bit. It was all mechanical and I laid there bored.
I asked her for sex, she got on for a bit of cow girl - using so much lube - I couldn't feel the sides!!
She then pulled me out and was mainly interested in giving me a handjob. Which was medicore at best and it all felt rushed.
I stopped her half way through the handjob and said thanks but I'd had enough.
She was suprised "why you no finish?" and I didn't have the heart to tell her she was just boring me.
ConclusionWhilst she accomodated with the outfit request, I've marked as negative for the following reasons.
Services advertised not on offer:
No real GFE
No DFK
No OWO
Suspect switch and bait but was similar build and dark hair, just less prettier
Everything was rushed - from undressing to just wanting to provide a handjob and get it all over with.
Advised she was Italian but more likely of EE decent given the broken english accent..!
In hindsight I would highly reccommend saving the £60 and putting it towards a more expensive escort of better quality...!! But York seems to have a glut of quality working girls......
