Jakarta

[Jvosta]

Some info if you ever find yourself in Jakarta -


1. DeltaSpa - A legit chain of 'health spas for men'.

Service: Normally take a standard 2 hour massage, which is very good, especially when the masseuse stands on your back and makes your spine click with her feet  you won't find that in your average polish massage session! In the final 30 mins of the 2 hour session, She'll run a bath then give you an oily handjob (depending on the girl and if she likes you, the handjob can vary from a mechanical 2 min handjob to a 15 minute edging one).

Girls: mostly around 21, you don't get to see the girls first to choose unfortunately. There are some cute girls, some oompa lumpas (I have walked out of the room a few times to request a different girl), but mostly average lookers....depending on your standards... UKP member LL would probably be satisfied with all of them...

Hot stone massage is extra, Wet massage is pretty good too (Uses some kind of hot white milky liquid for the HR, no...its not other punters cum...)

Cost 600k (40gbp) for 2 hour standard massage, Tips for HR are optional (I normally tip 100-200k), So compared to London, pretty good value.     

2. My Place Spa
Similar to Delta, but slightly more expensive. I'd say facilities and girls are better.

* 1 GBP = 15,000 Rp

I'll be visiting Alexis hotel External Link/Members Only for the first time this month, so may write a follow up.
Some good info here too External Link/Members Only

J

[Jimmyredcab]

Good report, I don't like this bit though -------------

Girls: mostly around 21, you don't get to see the girls first to choose unfortunately.

[Jvosta]

I agree, but asians look more or less the same....

[Jimmyredcab]

I agree, but asians look more or less the same....

Yes ------------- pretty ugly without the makeup.   

[pumps]

UKP member LL would probably be satisfied with all of them...

 

what about direct prostitution out there? i.e. not via a spa

[Jvosta]

I've been to Orchadz hotel where you can fuck the girls, but (I'm sure Jimmy can work out why) I opted only for massage....without the HR...

There are many 'hotel / spa' that has prostitutes i.e malioboro and alexis (which I'll visit later)

As a rough guide, local girls 1.5 - 2m RP, and imports (chinese, viets, thais, russians) 2 - 3m .....

3m RP = 180gbp! so comparable to UK prices...not much sense,

edit - oh sorry not via spa, ......off the street? no idea....woudn't touch them though

[pumps]

not off the street, I just meant escorts, whore houses, bars etc.

I'm not about street hookers

[AG875]

Check out Emporium. Excellent Strip Club, tucked away in a building cool atmosphere. there offer services that the hostess will urge you to take. Avoid the full service go for the HJ BJ and pay the girl extra.

Nude dancing or sometimes topless. Young women and hot.

overall place can be pricey but not a bad place to chill out.

[LL]

but mostly average lookers....depending on your standards... UKP member LL would probably be satisfied with all of them...

Who the fuck is this? Pagin me at 5:46
In the mornin, crack of dawn an'
Now I'm yawnin, wipe the cold out my eye
See who's this pagin me, and why.

[momochan]

Looks like your reputation precedes you mate 

Who the fuck is this? Pagin me at 5:46
In the mornin, crack of dawn an'
Now I'm yawnin, wipe the cold out my eye
See who's this pagin me, and why.

[pumps]

Who the fuck is this? Pagin me at 5:46
In the mornin, crack of dawn an'
Now I'm yawnin, wipe the cold out my eye
See who's this pagin me, and why.

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Lol 'LL has spoken, better call the coroner

[Marmalade]

Good to get some update on Jakarta. Can never decide if it's paradise or hell. But one of those places where the hotel bellboy will arrange if your place isn't too posh. I've had them bring me several in succession, no pressure. (Can't remember how much but next to nothing.) Street scene is a bit mental. And I think taxi drivers have to be certified insane to get a driving license. But if you need peace and quiet there's always the countryside.

[Jvosta]

North Jakarta is a rat infested hell hole, but that's where most of the 'men's entertainment' places seems to be. Central Jakarta is nice though, with the restaurants and shopping malls etc.....

Considering to go Alexis soon, have you tried it?

[webpunter]

And if you do then anything more than a size 8 & its unlikely that you'll be walking properly for a while   

especially when the masseuse stands on your back and makes your spine click with her feet  you won't find that in your average polish massage session!

[Colston36]

what about direct prostitution out there? i.e. not via a spa

The place is crawling with them. I was there two and a half years ago and a friend I had done favours for paid for a girl of 18 to sleep with me. (He was having an affair with a madame). It was one of the most embarassing nights of my life. I didn't ask for her; she didn't want to be there. I don't agree with Jimmy's view that Asian girls are ugly. They're not my cup of tea but there are many gorgeous ones - and the Indonesians are curvier than the Chinese and Japanese.

[Jerboa]

The sex industry is huge in Indonesia, something many foreigners are surprised about, as they think it being a Muslim majority country it's like Saudi Arabia. There are some hot indo girls, many have mixed euro blood, as my ex gf tall with light skin.

[webpunter]

Bali has loads of massage places some of which also offer soapy sessions.  And we all know what this includes 

The sex industry is huge in Indonesia, something many foreigners are surprised about, as they think it being a Muslim majority country it's like Saudi Arabia. There are some hot indo girls, many have mixed euro blood, as my ex gf tall with light skin.

[Jvosta]

NEGATIVE

Cannot post reviews in abroad section so will update here.

Just came back from Alexis spa in jakarta. Perhaps I should let the experience sink in , but my initial feeling post punt is a negative. The more I think, the more I'm trying to rationalise saying I'm expecting too much and it wasn't too bad, but the overriding feeling is shit

I was really looking forward to this. Ok , so the girls there are quite pretty, better than the ones in delta massage spas...
Spent about 30 mins deciding which girl to go for (you sit in a lounge (think the scene in Rush Hour with Jackie chan and Chris tucker visiting the fuck joint) with the girls, approx 10 Chinese girls, 20 Indonesians, 10 viets, 10 Thais and two Russian or Uzbek munters ...I chose a thai initially, as she sat with me up close, I decided to reject ...funny how they look better from afar...then picked a Vietnamese ...

Service, started off promising, good OWO, sex , I was enjoying....and she seemed to friendly and happy to fuck and suck

Then with approximately 15 mins left she rushed me to cum and became cold and distant...which killed my mood completely . Seems I was taking too long..

I mean , yeah I understand that she would have to let me know at some point, perhaps I am expecting too much, but some providers can offer the GFE for the whole hour, this girl more like GFE for 30mins, then only good for a pump and dump the remaining 30mins...

Wonder if I'm being harsh ? I mean services were provided , sex and OWO ...but "chemistry" broke after 30mins.


Anyway to sum up
Sex, OWO HJ (to finish, because it seemed that 15 mins of OWO at the start was the limit)
CIM, COF not provided, did not ask for COB but suspect not....

Cost
Girl 2.5m (oh she asked for tip afterwards...I gave 200k)
Beers x2
O.j for her

Total damage 3m = 220 USD = £170?


Positives : I was planning two visits , but will forego the next one and save myself some cash

[Jerboa]

3mill Rph? You got robbed didn't you?

[Jvosta]

I was aware Alexis was the more expensive place , probably hence why I had higher expectations but it was pretty much a pump and dump

There are cheaper places for sure, considering Emporium next to redeem myself...or just cut my losses .

[Flunt]

Without starting a whole new thread for Indonesia, a quick question...

If you buy ED meds from a proper chemist (cialis, viagara) are they legit? And as a follow up are they legal to bring back to the UK?

[Jimmyredcab]

Without starting a whole new thread for Indonesia, a quick question...

If you buy ED meds from a proper chemist (cialis, viagara) are they legit? And as a follow up are they legal to bring back to the UK?

I see no problem as long as they are for personal use ---------------- customs may question you if you bring back thousands of pills.   

[webpunter]

Stick 100 or so in a nodder & put em where the sun don't shine.  If this breaks you'll have the boner of the century.  For a month or two 

I see no problem as long as they are for personal use ---------------- customs may question you if you bring back thousands of pills.   

[Marmalade]

Stick 100 or so in a nodder & put em where the sun don't shine.  If this breaks you'll have the boner of the century.  For a month or two 

A very silly suggestion but doubtless made in jest to a dodgy question.

It's many years since I brought a lot back and my main concern was packaging and the amount of room it can take up. Spent an hour or so with scissors the night before flying back cutting off excess silver foil, disposing of cartons and pharmas leaflets they came with. Only for my own use and bought them mostly cos I could (never used most of them). Ahhh the days.....

[Flunt]

A very silly suggestion but doubtless made in jest to a dodgy question.

The original question was if they were legit meds in Indonesia or if they were some local knock off (and I don't mean the street sellers but the actual chemist). The second part of the question was a genuine concern with Indonesia's take on drug smuggling. I had no intention of bringing an amount back to start a new business! A pack of four to use on holiday and stash two packs of four in the suitcase... ten Cialis pills in total.

I suppose it could be taken as a dodgy question, especially if bringing ten Cialis pills could get me ten years free accommodation 

[webpunter]

Was but jestin - mules have died when they're had stuff they've swallowed / secreted burst
Think if you bring back a massive no. of packs then maybe some issues leaving wherever it is & arriving home.  5 or so packs the limit IMO.  And i'd put them in a place where clearly visible if you've got to open the bags.  And leave in original packaging.  Thus looks like you're not trying to hide anything.  If you get any grief just say for personal use & hassle to buy / seeing the doctor etc etc. Don't mention anything about cost

[yr_rs]

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You'd probably need to be under 40 to enjoy the Colosseum but you'll be pounced on by a load of girls very quickly.  There was a local guy offering mandy on the way in and a shit load of people off their faces. I wasn't punting that day and left after a couple of drinks.

[domino999]

With regards to the exportation of sexual enhancement products, there are a few things I'd consider:

Eventhough those girls standing outside chemists  (Blok M Plaza springs to mind) trying to sell these products, customs might not view these items in the same light. Indonesia has very strict rules on drugs (death penalty in some cases) and the complications a bag of pills could bring isn't worth the risk in my view. Secondly, Indonesia has strict rules on pornography, sex aids, toys etc. So even though the chemist sells doesn't mean the authorities approve and faced with a customs officer looking for a reason to extort cash is playing into their hands.

Finally many things in Indonesia are fake. Even from what seems reputable oulets. I've never tried any types of viagra so not qualified to give my juta's worth but with over 15 years experience of Jakarta, do know my way about there.

I remember the days of mall walking in places like Atruium mall, Ambassador etc. It's so easy to meet some student or secretary type looking for a meal ticket.

Anyone been to the hotel melawai 6th floor bar? South jakarta was my playground. I was sometimes there in 3 month stretches. The whole city is amazing for a single lad with a couple of mill to blow each day.

Need to have a final look one day

[domino999]

offering mandy on the way in

Mandi is a local shower done with a jug of cold water over the head.  maybe it means something else in clubber language?

[Flunt]

With regards to the exportation of sexual enhancement products, there are a few things I'd consider:

Eventhough those girls standing outside chemists  (Blok M Plaza springs to mind) trying to sell these products, customs might not view these items in the same light. Indonesia has very strict rules on drugs (death penalty in some cases) and the complications a bag of pills could bring isn't worth the risk in my view. Secondly, Indonesia has strict rules on pornography, sex aids, toys etc. So even though the chemist sells doesn't mean the authorities approve and faced with a customs officer looking for a reason to extort cash is playing into their hands.

Finally many things in Indonesia are fake. Even from what seems reputable oulets. I've never tried any types of viagra so not qualified to give my juta's worth but with over 15 years experience of Jakarta, do know my way about there.

I remember the days of mall walking in places like Atruium mall, Ambassador etc. It's so easy to meet some student or secretary type looking for a meal ticket.

Anyone been to the hotel melawai 6th floor bar? South jakarta was my playground. I was sometimes there in 3 month stretches. The whole city is amazing for a single lad with a couple of mill to blow each day.

Need to have a final look one day

Cheers Domino, all the reasons you state were the reasons for my reservations and why I asked the question. I was hoping that a local chemist would be selling legit Cialis and bringing 8 pills back wouldn't raise any eyebrows? Speaking to the Asda pharmacist they qualify as medication instead of drugs so I think I should be ok.

I'm off to Bali which doesn't have the same reputation as Jakarta for punting but it's heaven on earth without a punt.

[Jerboa]

A few years I was travelling into Denpasar Bali, and customs checked my suitcase, I had a few pirate dvd porn videos, oh shit I thought, the young custom guy asked me about them, I forgot they were there, he said did my gf know you have them, I said she likes to watch them, which made him laugh and let me through, so it's advisable not to bring porn into Indo, but YMMV.

[Marmalade]

A few years I was travelling into Denpasar Bali, and customs checked my suitcase, I had a few pirate dvd porn videos, oh shit I thought, the young custom guy asked me about them, I forgot they were there, he said did my gf know you have them, I said she likes to watch them, which made him laugh and let me through, so it's advisable not to bring porn into Indo, but YMMV.

Their hypocrisy really pisses me off sometimes. I picked up a civvie (Jakarta girl on holiday in Bali) at Hard Rock Cafe. She was well-heeled, insisted we move to a better hotel and she paid half -- but the doorman at the nightclub wouldn't let her in on account of her being Indonesian. What a cunt.

[Jerboa]

Their hypocrisy really pisses me off sometimes. I picked up a civvie (Jakarta girl on holiday in Bali) at Hard Rock Cafe. She was well-heeled, insisted we move to a better hotel and she paid half -- but the doorman at the nightclub wouldn't let her in on account of her being Indonesian. What a cunt.

Maybe he wanted you to slip him a few rupiah.

[Marmalade]

Maybe he wanted you to slip him a few rupiah.

Maybe. But I think he was just being a cunt. Tbh, slipping him a few rupiah would be an acknowledgment of his position, which was obviously all-white club rules. So still insulting to my date as it were, and to me. Fuck that.

[Flunt]

Without starting a whole new thread for Indonesia, a quick question...

If you buy ED meds from a proper chemist (cialis, viagara) are they legit? And as a follow up are they legal to bring back to the UK?

To answer my own question...

I tried a few Guardian chemists and I'm not sure if they were trying to scam me but cialis was about £10 a pill! The bloke got the box out and tapped out 170k (£10) and I thought bargain, I'll get a box then he multiplied by 4. I tried another Guardian chemist down the road and they only had 20mg but she charged me £15 for a box of two.

The other chemists I tried didn't have any or were more expensive.