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Author Topic: Most pointless profile/gallery pics?  (Read 9007 times)

Offline portable

Not often I find a completely useless image on a profile but this one's the best so far.

Pic on the right (obviously) https://www.adultwork.com/839181

The actual woman seems genuine, and nice, but er....  :unknown:

Any other contenders?

Offline mh

You mean both pics or the one with just her leg in the air?

The first pic (if recent of course) shows she isn't a total lardy, but that's all. The second pic just tells us she has (or at least had at the time of the photo) at least one boot.

Offline portable

The leg/boot shot possibly taken while she was falling over.  I don't get why it's even there.

Offline ManBat

its a highly useful photo. not only do we know she owns at least one boot, but we also know that she has a door - that will make it fairly simple to get in and out of the room.
Banning reason: Long suspected to be previously banned but now alleged to be posting fake positive reviews to pretend to be genuine

Offline Sarahs Back

I have to agree with you.
Now, I know that lots of guys are into the thigh boots or even just the heel but Its just not a good look...
It kinda spoils the profile as its distracting
Also she need a bit more iron in her body as she got a nice shade of corn beef going on
Having said that and retracting my cat claws, the first photo is very flattering
And she does seem nice enough
Maybe someone should have a kind word with her

Online Jimmyredcab

She claims to be 42, in pro$$ie speak that is probably 50+.

Clearly she has something to hide.

How do we know that the useless photo is actually her.


Offline portable

She claims to be 42, in pro$$ie speak that is probably 50+.

Clearly she has something to hide.

How do we know that the useless photo is actually her.

Clearly? Doesn't look 50, but  I might well pay her a visit so I'll find out. And more importantly if that is indeed her boot or not.

Nobody else ever come across useless pics?


I guess this is pretty useless



https://www.adultwork.com/1058588 https://www.adultwork.com/Sexyhorselady

Weird.  Presumably she or her pimp are giving us notice of a more extensive PG scam to come?


I think this has to be one of the most pointless profiles and I have a hunch that no one here will say they would like to meet her, (apart from reasons of geography).
HP

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1965597 or https://www.adultwork.com/Cruella+Findome

Offline Lz-129

I think this has to be one of the most pointless profiles and I have a hunch that no one here will say they would like to meet her, (apart from reasons of geography).
HP

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1965597 or https://www.adultwork.com/Cruella+Findome

50.00 credits a minute with min 5 mins for webcam!!! and wtf is money pigs?

Offline Daffodil

I think this has to be one of the most pointless profiles and I have a hunch that no one here will say they would like to meet her, (apart from reasons of geography).
HP

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/1965597 or https://www.adultwork.com/Cruella+Findome

So why have you posted her link here?

'reasons of geography'? She lists herself as uk.

I smell a rat with the profile and with the mentioning of it  :hi:

So why have you posted her link here?

'reasons of geography'? She lists herself as uk.

I smell a rat with the profile and with the mentioning of it  :hi:

I have posted her link as it is a  pointless profile and that is the purpose of this thread, to find pointless profiles.
Geography is simple, if you live or work close by you could plan a visit. If you are a 3 hour drive away that is less likely.
She is the rat here, money pigs are suckers who pay ladies like that for small favours.

Offline Lz-129

money pigs are suckers who pay ladies like that for small favours.

Thanks, but isn't that what we are all doing to a certain extent?

Thanks, but isn't that what we are all doing to a certain extent?

touché



Offline Cat Lady

50.00 credits a minute with min 5 mins for webcam!!! and wtf is money pigs?

Money pigs are financial slaves - they get off on giving their mistress their money, to the point they get themselves in debt. They often ask to be blackmailed (gimme your £££ or I'm telling your wife - and that's after he provides 'mistress' with his personal and contact details).
Sometimes they get something for it, sometimes not... So it doesn't need to be physical relationship.

Offline Lz-129

Thanks cat lady, something ill avoid then although this hobby is getting me into debt, its kinda hard to stop

Offline Cat Lady

 :hi:
I can imagine this hobby can be addictive...

:hi:
I can imagine this hobby can be addictive...

I am sure it is addictive for a gent. Is being a working lady addictive?

Offline Cat Lady

I am sure it is addictive for a gent. Is being a working lady addictive?
Can't speak for others, but yes, very much so :)

Offline Lz-129

Can't speak for others, but yes, very much so :)

Ah, addicted to what though? Money or endless sex?
I am addicted to sex now but parting with loads of money is not quiet so

Offline Cat Lady

I think it's the rush, everyone is different, so every booking is different, you never know how will it go (most of the time it's bloody great too :D). It's had to explain, but if for whatever reason I'm not working or going civvy for a while, I miss escorting, and it's definitely not just the money.


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