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foxinthebox9

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Hi gents, 1st time heading to Berlin next weekend.

Read a bit on Berlin already and especially Artemis. Think I've got most of the skinny on what to expect. Already booked to see the house legend that is girl Jenna / Nova Nice at Artemis. Not been to an FKK club before but think sounds like a place i'll enjoy. Planning going both evenings I'm there.

Think got the basics, robe, flip flops, no underwear lol. I'm presuming you leave phone in locker? But you can smoke there right?
Seems guys go there for many hours, but never having spent loads of time in one place like that is there plenty to keep occupied apart from the girls. Sounds stupid but you can only sauna, eat and watch porn apart from the girls for so long. Wondered if its a social atmosphere as in do the guys shoot the shit as it were. I speak no foreign language so maybe an issue. Roughly how many guys / girls can you expect on a sat / sun.

I'm staying in centre of Berlin near Alexanderplatz so wondered if there's anything else I should look out for apart from Artemis which is also highly recommended a visit. Like my big tit glamour girls, but only there 2 days so not wanting to waste much time which why choosing Artemis as sounds a safe bet for a good time.

Will report back on the trip, but if any good pointers would be cool to hear. Cheers

lcrowley

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how do you book someone at Armetis ?  And why would you need to ?

foxinthebox9

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Jenna is on social media and contacted that way. Booked as she is very popular and main reason i'm going. She only had a couple spots left when I asked so would not have seen if had not contacted ahead and just turned up.

Offline webpunter

Jenna is a-fucking-mazing.  Had a couple of plays with her.  Need Jerboa to comment as the UKP resident expert on such european matters

foxinthebox9

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Jenna is a-fucking-mazing.  Had a couple of plays with her.  Need Jerboa to comment as the UKP resident expert on such european matters
She's been cool to chat with about seeing her so bodes well.  :thumbsup:

Offline momochan

I was going to ask this same question ,how do you spend the other 10 hours when you aint fucking or watching , I suppose you can always read a paper or something.

ps what dates are you going as i will be there 8/10 Nov.

lcrowley

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Remember to take a paper bag with you to stick over her rough old boat


foxinthebox9

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I was going to ask this same question ,how do you spend the other 10 hours when you aint fucking or watching , I suppose you can always read a paper or something.

ps what dates are you going as i will be there 8/10 Nov.
There weekend so early than u dude

foxinthebox9

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Remember to take a paper bag with you to stick over her rough old boat

Haha, well it's whatever floats you're boat I guess. Old Barbie doll still good for me.

Offline LastManCumings

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I'm presuming you leave phone in locker? But you can smoke there right?

You can carry your phone outdoors near the pool outside, just not in the main area where the girls are or in the kinos & rooms.

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Sounds stupid but you can only sauna, eat and watch porn apart from the girls for so long. Wondered if its a social atmosphere as in do the guys shoot the shit as it were. I speak no foreign language so maybe an issue.

I usually talk to guys and girls at the bar downstairs. Found most of them speak English. Catch a game on the TV, if there is one. Catch a few winks if I am tired. You can get a massage from the masseuse there.

When outside, I make calls, check my messages, listen to music and have even cleared a few levels of Candy Crush. The lounge chairs are comfy and you are not disturbed by sharks there.


foxinthebox9

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You can carry your phone outdoors near the pool outside, just not in the main area where the girls are or in the kinos & rooms.

I usually talk to guys and girls at the bar downstairs. Found most of them speak English. Catch a game on the TV, if there is one. Catch a few winks if I am tired. You can get a massage from the masseuse there.

When outside, I make calls, check my messages, listen to music and have even cleared a few levels of Candy Crush. The lounge chairs are comfy and you are not disturbed by sharks there.

Thanks for the info pal. Good to know. I take it you only smoke outside?

Offline LastManCumings

Thanks for the info pal. Good to know. I take it you only smoke outside?

You can smoke anywhere. One of things that I do not like about Artemis being a non-smoker. The smoke in the upstairs bar sometimes can be quite headache inducing.

Offline Jerboa

OP enjoy your trip, if you like glamour barbies then Artemis is the place to visit, there are more barbie types than just Jenna, she's only just back to work after a year off, she is one of the only Artemis ladies who uses social media to attract punters, though her Instagram profiles been deleted recently, depending at what time you arrive at the club, you don't always have to book Jenna, In fact I've never had to book her in advance, she's there from 11am as stay in the dorm and not to busy until the evening, so top tip is go in the afternoon before she becomes busy, Jenna stops working after midnight usually, but there are other girls to pick from. I'd leave your phone and valuables in your locker if I was you, easy for another guy to wrongly pick up your robe if you go shower or sauna. I usually spend all day in a club, and don't rush for a first session, arrive about midday, eat some brunch, have a drink in the lounge, scope out the available girls, it's usually not so busy yet, especially after a big night, but gradually the girls that live up in the dorms come down, you can sit in the lounge and perv over the naked young women walking around trying to tempt you to fuck them, or go for a swim indoor or outdoors, take a sauna, sit in one of the porn kinos, girls will come round offering to blow you, there is even a gym if you want to work out. It starts to pick up after 6pm as girls living outside the club come into work.

As been already said you can chat to other guys, as many speak English at Artemis, as it attracts a international crowd, you might even get some top tips, also you can leave the club and return without having to pay again, just let reception know, if you're staying up in Alex platz do the obvious walk to Brandenburg gate and Reichstag.

foxinthebox9

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OP enjoy your trip, if you like glamour barbies then Artemis is the place to visit, there are more barbie types than just Jenna, she's only just back to work after a year off, she is one of the only Artemis ladies who uses social media to attract punters, though her Instagram profiles been deleted recently, depending at what time you arrive at the club, you don't always have to book Jenna, In fact I've never had to book her in advance, she's there from 11am as stay in the dorm and not to busy until the evening, so top tip is go in the afternoon before she becomes busy, Jenna stops working after midnight usually, but there are other girls to pick from. I'd leave your phone and valuables in your locker if I was you, easy for another guy to wrongly pick up your robe if you go shower or sauna. I usually spend all day in a club, and don't rush for a first session, arrive about midday, eat some brunch, have a drink in the lounge, scope out the available girls, it's usually not so busy yet, especially after a big night, but gradually the girls that live up in the dorms come down, you can sit in the lounge and perv over the naked young women walking around trying to tempt you to fuck them, or go for a swim indoor or outdoors, take a sauna, sit in one of the porn kinos, girls will come round offering to blow you, there is even a gym if you want to work out. It starts to pick up after 6pm as girls living outside the club come into work.

As been already said you can chat to other guys, as many speak English at Artemis, as it attracts a international crowd, you might even get some top tips, also you can leave the club and return without having to pay again, just let reception know, if you're staying up in Alex platz do the obvious walk to Brandenburg gate and Reichstag.

Cheers mate, loads of good info appreciate it. Do guys swim and go to gym in nude then? Ha a funny sight I'm sure. Jenna already booked both evenings but will look out for the other Barbies around. Is it easiest to get train or bus there and taxi back if late/early morning? Looking forward now for the weekend. Will report in full the experience.

Offline Jerboa

Yes you swim or train in the nude, it is a naturist club after all, if you're staying in Alexanderplatz, get the S-bahn to Westkreuz stn and taxi back if you can't be bothered waiting for the train.

lcrowley

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Hi. Forgive the stupid question - you mention above (and in several other posts) that you don't rush the first session and scope out the talent.  Why not get in as many sessions as possible ?

lcrowley

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Hi. Forgive the stupid question - you mention above (and in several other posts) that you don't rush the first session and scope out the talent.  Why not get in as many sessions as possible ?

Offline Jerboa

Hi. Forgive the stupid question - you mention above (and in several other posts) that you don't rush the first session and scope out the talent.  Why not get in as many sessions as possible ?

Why because its 60€ a pop, not a all you can eat buffet.

lcrowley

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True -   very true. I think though I would act like a kid in a candy shop!

foxinthebox9

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Yes you swim or train in the nude, it is a naturist club after all, if you're staying in Alexanderplatz, get the S-bahn to Westkreuz stn and taxi back if you can't be bothered waiting for the train.
:thumbsup:

Offline webpunter

Why because its 60€ a pop, not a all you can eat buffet.
There is dinner at the Y available  :lol:

Offline MattG92

Would love to go back to Berlin at some point just to go to Artemis and spend the whole day/night there, I've noticed a lot of girls just go there to chill by the pool and don't actually do any fucking whilst all the men stare at their nakedness and trying to flirt, it's funny to see. I did wish I could be left alone for a little while and just enjoy the view sometimes but nope, they seemed to keep coming up to me every 5 minutes with a few added gropes here and there. The sauna and the pool downstairs is nice to use after a good fuck, I never got a massage though seeing as they were all men that were giving them.
My best 30 minutes was spent in there, in the cinema room with a porno on getting a blowjob, can't remember her name but she seemed very eager and willing, very attractive too.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2016, 01:10:57 pm by MattG92 »

Offline webpunter

Top idea - having an extended stay.  I've seen blokes with laptops doing work in the areas with sofas away from the bar.  Not bad as a 2nd office !