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Offline jackdaw

Oh but you are, try going into a bar and pulling a non pro$$ie, they will phone the police.   :scare:

Nah, given type HP lusts after he'd have a good chance of pulling.

Oh but you are, try going into a bar and pulling a non pro$$ie, they will phone the police.   :scare:

that is your fantasy, not mine.

Offline martynx8

I live from day to day and each day is a blessing. I have no idea about 72 yet, never mind 90.

Well said HP and my sentiments entirely.

I will be 70 in August and still punt at least once a month, often twice. I have been punting for nearly half a century and have never allowed myself to be too concerned about either age or facial appearance (within reason of course). I like a polite and pleasant personality and the desire to give a good service; these may often be apparent when making a booking over the 'phone.

I have punted with ladies so lovely that they could be in porn films, and others who would not be out of place in a Hammer House of Horrors production!! The ladies I see nowadays have been regulars for a while now, so they know precisely how to "start the engine and keep it running", and it hasn't spluttered to a halt yet.

Martynx8


Well said HP and my sentiments entirely.

I will be 70 in August and still punt at least once a month, often twice. I have been punting for nearly half a century and have never allowed myself to be too concerned about either age or facial appearance (within reason of course). I like a polite and pleasant personality and the desire to give a good service; these may often be apparent when making a booking over the 'phone.

I have punted with ladies so lovely that they could be in porn films, and others who would not be out of place in a Hammer House of Horrors production!! The ladies I see nowadays have been regulars for a while now, so they know precisely how to "start the engine and keep it running", and it hasn't spluttered to a halt yet.

Martynx8

Well said, Martyn; couldn't have put it better myself [apart, perhaps, from that bit about the Hammer House of Horrors.  Maybe I've been lucky or done my homework but I can't remember anyone I've seen who could be described thus].

It's good to know that there's a small group of we Retirement Pensioners who manage to keep the flag flying ;), so to speak! :D

Well said, Martyn; couldn't have put it better myself [apart, perhaps, from that bit about the Hammer House of Horrors.  Maybe I've been lucky or done my homework but I can't remember anyone I've seen who could be described thus].

It's good to know that there's a small group of we Retirement Pensioners who manage to keep the flag flying ;), so to speak! :D
-1 & +2
yes good to know, yes a pensioner, but NOT retired either from work or punting

Offline virgil

Fairly offensive post by OP - you have a right?? SPs have a right to expect punters to be clean, unsmelly, respectful, not to try anal without asking etc and they get idiots time and again.

A book about a brothel said it was the housewifey older ones who were most popular with punters, not the gorgeous young ones.

Fairly offensive post by OP - you have a right?? SPs have a right to expect punters to be clean, unsmelly, respectful, not to try anal without asking etc and they get idiots time and again.

A book about a brothel said it was the housewifey older ones who were most popular with punters, not the gorgeous young ones.

Which book's that, virgil?  A work of fiction or a sociological study?  Or neither?

Offline bigone

120 per hour? :wacko: you would HAVE to pay me to shag that :P

Offline Jimmyredcab



A book about a brothel said it was the housewifey older ones who were most popular with punters, not the gorgeous young ones.

Total, utter, complete bollocks.   :dash: :dash:

Offline NIK

Which book's that, virgil?  A work of fiction or a sociological study?  Or neither?

It wasn't mine!  :cool:

As Jim suggests whatever book it was it sounds bollocks.

In the non punting world there's a rumour, or maybe a myth, that blokes go for the plainer women as they think they've more chance. I remember a guy telling me once at a party he was going to get off with the plainer of two women because everone would be after her more attractive mate. They were and he did.
However in the world of paid sex, surely most normal blokes are going to buy the more attracrtive one. I know I certainly would.
I do recall being in Diplomat parlour once in Sheffield however (this was relatively recently) and there was a stunner there. I didn't choose her though because she looked miserable.  ;)

It wasn't mine! 

I didn't suggest it was.

My post seeking further details was based on the same premise as your and jrc's posts, namely that the post I queried was a loada bollocks.

Offline potata72

I didn't suggest it was.

My post seeking further details was based on the same premise as your and jrc's posts, namely that the post I queried was a loada bollocks.

I think Nik knew you didn't suggest it was, as implied but the particular emoticon he used afterwards.

Offline Jimmyredcab



In the non punting world there's a rumour, or maybe a myth, that blokes go for the plainer women as they think they've more chance. I remember a guy telling me once at a party he was going to get off with the plainer of two women because everone would be after her more attractive mate. They were and he did.

In my pre-punting days I would never have approached a stunner for fear of rejection ----------------- now I am paying I want the pick of the crop, if I wanted a fat old minger I could go to my local bingo hall and pull one.   :hi:

I think Nik knew you didn't suggest it was, as implied but the particular emoticon he used afterwards.

I wasn't implying anything; presumably Nik can reply for himself?

I have to say I don't understand what you mean by
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but the particular emoticon he used afterwards.

Offline potata72

I wasn't implying anything; presumably Nik can reply for himself?

I have to say I don't understand what you mean by

Never mind, you are quite right my post was unnecessary.

Offline joshwinkers

I do recall being in Diplomat parlour once in Sheffield however (this was relatively recently) and there was a stunner there. I didn't choose her though because she looked miserable.  ;)

That happened to me once and I definitely made the right decision. Whilst the other girl wasn't as hot looks wise, she was amazing in the room, and soon after quite a few reports appeared about the miserable girl which were all negative.

I don't get why this kind of topic comes up so often though, surely after years of reading punting boards you guys must know that men can't be generalised when it comes to the women they fancy. Sure, the majority probably go for slim, busty 18-25 year olds, but not everyone does. Hell, some 18 year old's fancy 60 year olds, which makes no sense to me, but if they do, who cares? And why slag off so many women who are visually unappealing to you all the time and refuse to believe there's a market for such women, when loads of reports from trusted punters prove otherwise? I mean, do you get a kick out of writing nasty stuff about these women? And if not, why do you do it over and over again?

Offline Jimmyredcab



I don't get why this kind of topic comes up so often though, surely after years of reading punting boards you guys must know that men can't be generalised when it comes to the women they fancy. Sure, the majority probably go for slim, busty 18-25 year olds, but not everyone does.

Quite right, NIK and myself are not really into "busty".     :D :lol:

That happened to me once and I definitely made the right decision. Whilst the other girl wasn't as hot looks wise, she was amazing in the room, and soon after quite a few reports appeared about the miserable girl which were all negative.

I don't get why this kind of topic comes up so often though, surely after years of reading punting boards you guys must know that men can't be generalised when it comes to the women they fancy. Sure, the majority probably go for slim, busty 18-25 year olds, but not everyone does. Hell, some 18 year old's fancy 60 year olds, which makes no sense to me, but if they do, who cares? And why slag off so many women who are visually unappealing to you all the time and refuse to believe there's a market for such women, when loads of reports from trusted punters prove otherwise? I mean, do you get a kick out of writing nasty stuff about these women? And if not, why do you do it over and over again?
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Offline Melb

Fairly offensive post by OP - you have a right?? SPs have a right to expect punters to be clean, unsmelly, respectful, not to try anal without asking etc and they get idiots time and again.

A book about a brothel said it was the housewifey older ones who were most popular with punters, not the gorgeous young ones.
Sorry mate, you're talking rubbish. I thought The Aeneid was brilliant but your latest writing is crap.

Offline NIK

SPs have a right to expect punters to be clean, unsmelly, respectful, not to try anal without asking etc and they get idiots time and again.


And paying customers expect to receive decent service for their money and they get a poor return time and time again.

Another one who would be more at home on Prossynet.

Offline MethodMan



A book about a brothel said it was the housewifey older ones who were most popular with punters, not the gorgeous young ones.

Are you going to tell us the name of this book?

I guess if it's written in a book, it must be true!  :sarcastic:

In this paying for sex hobby, my preference is for gorgeous young ones and not housewifey older ones! Reason why, I fantasize about shagging gorgeous young ones and not housewifey older ones!
Banning reason: Fluffy white-knight caught out harassing, stalking and outing another member for daring to criticize his favourite whore whom he is obsessed with

I like them when they are randy, and I pride myself on turning them onto to being even more randy, having an orgasm or two, and then reciprocating. This seems to work for me best with larger and or mature ladies, and I have to spot the likely ones on AW so I am often the odd one out here.

I also try and avoid the ones with a negative attitude. Most but not all gents here like them young so run more risk of negativity with the youth of today! All I ask here is tolerance which I hope for everywhere. If you do not fancy the same ladies as me why be rude about them? I am not rude about the bimbos, I just pass them by.

Let it all hang out and be fun.
HP
end of mild rant


Offline Jimmyredcab

If you do not fancy the same ladies as me why be rude about them?

Because some of them are absolute dogs, that's why.     :hi:

Because some of them are absolute dogs, that's why.     :hi:

Mister cab driver you do not get it do you? How about tolerance, you do not have to like the same ladies as me and vice versa but you do not have to be gratuitously rude. You will turn off your passengers.

And please let punting be fun instead of pointless badmouthing people.
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