TS Roxy:
External Link/Members Only in a duo with real girl Esmerelda:
External Link/Members OnlyThis is their duo profile on a tranny site:
External Link/Members OnlyThis is my first tranny review on UKP [Removed by admin]. I wish it could be more positive, but that's not how it turned out. I will say at the outset that the fault lay mainly with my own lack of performance. Someone younger and more virile would have had a much better time with this duo.
The comms: straightforward at first, then fucked up. I called about two hours beforehand to book half an hour with the pair of them. I was sent the usual text with approximate location details (it turned out to be the hotel near Canary Wharf that all the hookers use) and I replied to say thanks. Then I rolled up exactly on time, rang the number and there was no answer. Sinking feeling. Walked into the hotel reception (very busy, but lots of places to sit down, no particular worries) and sent a text to say I was there. Five minutes later Roxy calls to say sorry, she'd just got back from getting groceries, and I should have got back in touch half an hour earlier to confirm. So many guys just don't turn up, she said. I politely pointed out that she hadn't told me to do that, and asked if she was going to fulfil the booking. She wanted five minutes to check that "my partner" was available. Turned out she was, and after another five-minute wait I got the room number and went upstairs.
The girls: Both very attractive. Roxy has an entirely feminine face, slim figure with nicely proportioned fake tits (partially covered by a huge tattoo), plus a long, thin and upward-curving cock. Esmerelda seemed much, much younger both in looks and personality than she appears in the very attractive pic on her profile. There, she looks like a younger and sexier Carol Vorderman. In real life she comes across as a gorgeous but rather naive and unworldly sixth-form girl. This was all entirely positive to me, and in retrospect a solo punt with Esme might have gone much better.
The action: Both girls did French kissing, but not deeply. Both gave and received OWO, which I did enjoy in every combination. Both were available to be fucked but due to a drastic case of condom wilt I could manage it with neither. This was a dismal landmark for me... several times in the past I have failed to achieve anal penetration because the condom made my cock go off the boil, but this was the first time that I couldn't get into a pussy. Really, I think it
was just about hard enough but it simply wouldn't go in. Half of me suspected that Esme was playing me for a fool, but she came across as so naive, eager-to-please and disappointed that I just don't know.
The whole time passed pleasantly enough and after paying £160 for half an hour with the two of them I was there for nearly 50 minutes, but I think a pair of more professional escorts would have given me a better time. Both girls were essentially passive. They went along with what I suggested but never took the initiative. They did try to get me up to fighting form after I wilted, but when their initial efforts didn't work they didn't know what to do or what alternatives to offer. I got the feeling they were like two teenage runaways doing this for a lark without committing themselves to the skills of the trade.
At a midway point I asked if they would interact with each other (I'd meant to find out in advance but it slipped my mind) and the answer was that they would only kiss. They call each other "best friends" and don't fuck or suck. Shame... I'd have liked to watch them do either while wanking myself hard again. At one point they were snogging each other while I deep-throated Roxy's cock, and I finally came with Esme sitting on my face while Roxy sucked and then wanked me to a conclusion.
There was no rush to leave and I suspect I could have stayed another half-hour just fondling and talking, but I felt rather down about my poor performance so didn't hang around. As we all know, a great punt can be life-affirming, a terrible one can be soul-destroying, but this one was just... OK-ish. It was especially disappointing because I'd had the whole day to myself and had done a lot of punting research, but decided to go out on a limb when I saw their duo profile rather than contact previously reliable providers. You live and learn. Or not, in my case...
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