Ivana, Basildon, Glamourgirlsuk

[ArchieP]

This was my first attempt at meeting an escort since my wife died, so I was quite unsure about how it all worked. (Don't laugh, we all had to start somewhere!) I asked to see Ivana from Glamourgirlsuk at External Link/Members Only and was quite specific that I wanted a GFE, and was assured that Ivana would do that.

She arrived on time, (October 22, 2016) and was very attractive. That's the end of the good news. I explained my situation, and asked her to take the lead. She just sat there, still in her coat and simply said 'what do you want me to do?' Eventually I asked her to kiss and she was very abrupt and said 'no tongues!'. Basically the 'kissing' was me kissing her - she just sat there, with no response at all.

We went upstairs and she reluctantly got undressed, and wanted to keep her G string on until I specifically asked her to remove it. Again, she simply lay there, unless she was attempting to look at her phone - not only was that off-putting, but it was downright rude. I tried RO and again, absolutely no response at all. Might just as well have been a blow up sex doll! She did oral to completion, with a condom (which I supplied, since she didn't have any - seriously, WTF?) and then asked if she could take any of them for her next visit.

We then went downstairs, and she immediately put her jacket back on, clearly keen to move on. By this point I was so depressed with the whole experience I just wanted her gone; this was about 40 minutes into an hour appointment.

It was a horrible experience, and one that's put me right off doing this again. I'm not sure if it was down to me being a complete novice and totally inexperienced at this type of thing, but I wasn't pleased. I did email the agency and provide feedback, but as I expected, they didn't reply. I'd be interested in comments and opinions!

[Big Bad R]

Sorry to hear that you had a bad experience and it does sound pretty awful. I have always found the ladies I am attracted to on aw and then cross reference on here which reduces the chances of a crap punt considerably.

Do not be put off there a loads of excellent providers out there !

[mork]

Hi Archie, sorry to hear of your poor experience with Glamourgirls.

When I started out I used agencies in Essex that you'd find in the back of the likes of yellow advertiser etc, and was back in the early noughties where I found them very hit and miss. If I was starting out again I'd visit/get an outcall from a few reputable providers that've been reviewed on *this* site and then as my experience & confidence builds, get a feel for what works for you.

My two pieces of advice to you are a) stick with your gut feeling (e.g. If something doesn't feel safe or right to you, don't feel obliged to go through with it and walk, or ask them to leave) and b) don't fall for any of them, they are only in it for the money (despite what your emotions may feel).

Good luck and happy punting.

[Benjboy87]

Hi Archie, sorry to hear of your poor experience with Glamourgirls.

When I started out I used agencies in Essex that you'd find in the back of the likes of yellow advertiser etc, and was back in the early noughties where I found them very hit and miss. If I was starting out again I'd visit/get an outcall from a few reputable providers that've been reviewed on *this* site and then as my experience & confidence builds, get a feel for what works for you.

My two pieces of advice to you are a) stick with your gut feeling (e.g. If something doesn't feel safe or right to you, don't feel obliged to go through with it and walk, or ask them to leave) and b) don't fall for any of them, they are only in it for the money (despite what your emotions may feel).

Good luck and happy punting.

+1

I have had many really good.punts over the years (despite being 28)

My advice would be to use a site like this to do research.
Don't toftt until late perhaps you are more experienced. Most agency girls are crap which is why they need an agency for work because they wouldn't make it as an independent.
Do your research prior to booking a girl and be clear what you want.

When ever I arrive anywhere I always check services with the girl before handing over cash.

If it's an outcall and through an agency then insist in speaking g to the girl first before booking.

Hope that helps should you decide to try again.

[sumertime]

I can well understand your disappointment     The web page does provide a good anticipation level - her tits look adorable - but the "Services" on offer are quite restrictive.

So we assume it was a home visit to you arranged through the agency... So, make a complaint of poor service to the Agency [I have done so in the past to other Agencies when service fell below expectation..]

Don't let it put you off - use AdultWork to find a WG and check her out on UKP. No review no punt...

Well done for doing the review... better luck next time 

[madeinwales56]

Archie. Firstly, welcome to the forum and the murky world of punting. Secondly, I am sorry to hear about your wife passing. I lost my partner a number of years ago too.
As far as this punt is concerned, it sounds like total shit and quite rightly a negative. If I were you, I would complain to the agency about this prossie. They don't like their fragile reputations harmed and, whilst it may not get you a refund or a freebie, it will encourage them to up their standards. On the other hand they may not give a shit either!
Don't let this first experience put you off. There are some really good prossies out there. Now you have found UKP you can do some research on here by looking at the reviews and comments from other punters. If and when you find Adultwork, take the reviews on there with a pinch of salt. They are nearly always positive because punters don't want to suffer the backlash of leaving a negative.
Good luck with your future punts. The only way is up from here ... 😃

[Badvicar]

If i'm wrong, I apologise "Archie", but reading the account, I'm sceptical. Not about the agency (most of the lady's look dog rough), just the backstory. For a first post and review, the content made me uneasy.

[ArchieP]

Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and opinions - I found it very helpful.

[ArchieP]

If i'm wrong, I apologise "Archie", but reading the account, I'm sceptical. Not about the agency (most of the lady's look dog rough), just the backstory. For a first post and review, the content made me uneasy.

Made you uneasy in what way?

[Jimmyredcab]

If i'm wrong, I apologise "Archie", but reading the account, I'm sceptical. Not about the agency (most of the lady's look dog rough), just the backstory. For a first post and review, the content made me uneasy.

I disagree, sounded very genuine to me, I live just down the road from the OP and stopped using these local agencies quite a few years ago.
On the phone they will tell you what you want to hear ---------- I was once sent a "Dutch" girl with a cockney accent.

The big problem with home visits is that you can't "walk" if things go wrong.   

[Badvicar]

As your last review in the east was January 2014, and no review in nearly 2 years, not entirely sure why you are wandering away from pointless off topic stuff and coming here? Slow night on uber?

[ArchieP]

As your last review in the east was January 2014, and no review in nearly 2 years, not entirely sure why you are wandering away from pointless off topic stuff and coming here? Slow night on uber?

No idea what you're talking about "Bad Vicar", since I've only just joined the site. I think you are confusing me with someone else perhaps.

[socks]

No idea what you're talking about "Bad Vicar", since I've only just joined the site. I think you are confusing me with someone else perhaps.

I think BV is talking to JRC in this post mate. JRC usually spends lots of his time on the off topic threads or justifying his once upon a time advice to a prossie to put her prices up/arguing that price is an indicator of quality in punting. In BVs first post however he was doing the credibility of the site a favour by just checking out whether you were genuine as there are lot of people with agendas who post misleading shite on here. Usually bored trolls, rival pimps, rival prossies, smitten punters white knighting for their special courtesans etc.

[ArchieP]

Well, I'm very happy to confirm that I'm just giving an honest review as I see it. If he doesn't like my 'back story' as he calls it, that's his issue, not mine.

[Jimmyredcab]

I think BV is talking to JRC in this post mate. JRC usually spends lots of his time on the off topic threads .

Look, I don't give two fucks what you or bad vicar think about me, I have had bad experiences with these Essex based agencies and have a perfect right to comment.

It is not a condition of membership that you have to post reviews, some established members have zero reviews.

[socks]

Look, I don't give two fucks what you or bad vicar think about me, I have had bad experiences with these Essex based agencies and have a perfect right to comment.

It is not a condition of membership that you have to post reviews, some established members have zero reviews.

Didn't mean it as an insult Jimmy, just a shorthand appraisal for a newcomer so as he understood BVs scepticism.

[Jimmyredcab]

Didn't mean it as an insult Jimmy, just a shorthand appraisal for a newcomer so as he understood BVs scepticism.

I can't say for sure whether I have ever used Glamourgirlsuk ------------ but I do know that a few agencies in that area are all run by the same person, I would ring different numbers and get the same voice ------- a man.

I would ask what girls they have available and the pimp would ask what sort of girl I was looking for, whatever I said he would say he had the ideal girl and then just send whoever is available ----------- after a few disasters I gave up.

That is why I found the review quite believable.

[ArchieP]

I can't say for sure whether I have ever used Glamourgirlsuk ------------ but I do know that a few agencies in that area are all run by the same person, I would ring different numbers and get the same voice ------- a man.

I would ask what girls they have available and the pimp would ask what sort of girl I was looking for, whatever I said he would say he had the ideal girl and then just send whoever is available ----------- after a few disasters I gave up.

That is why I found the review quite believable.

You're quite right. The same girl works out of Essexgirlsx as April, and they're all the same girls, just with different names. Descriptions are the same though. External Link/Members Only