External Link/Members OnlyThese two have been reviewed a bunch of times, but I wanted to share my own thoughts on my experience, so here goes.
Services: 4 handed Tantric Massage 60 minutes for £150
Comms: Fine. All done by email. Eva, the maid, was very helpful in getting me in the day and time I was looking for. Initially the two girls I wanted were unavailable, but Eva recommended I check in the night before to see if there were any cancellations, and lucky for me, there was, sort of. She insists on a confirmation call/email the night before, and one of her clients did not confirm, so I was given his time slot. I would keep this in mind if you book with her. She will give your time away to someone else if you don't confirm as per her instructions. This worked out well for me but not for the bloke who didn't confirm....
Venue: Flat on a residential street a short walk from Gloucester station. The flat itself is fine, but the client "flow" is kind of interesting. I got there right on time, and was met by Eva, an older lady wearing a bathrobe and fuzzy slippers. Not what I had expected, but she was pleasant enough so no problems with her. Then the game of musical chairs/rooms began. I started out in the entry hallway, but was told Uma and Jyoti were not ready yet so I had to wait a bit. After about 5 minutes I was told it's OK to come back further into the flat, but then Eva leads me to the kitchen and tells me to wait there for a few minutes until one of the prior clients leaves. I hear (but don't see) him thanking her and leaving, and then Eva takes me to a side sitting room and plops me down in a chair to wait some more. I hear another guy say goodbye and leave in another room, then Uma comes in, says hi, and tells me to wait a while. Probably 15 minutes later, Uma comes back and takes me to the massage room, which is fine. Clean, low lights, candles, incense, some background music. She tells me to undress and leads to me a clean shower, but I couldn't quite figure out how to adjust the temp of the water and almost burned myself at one point. Shower over, I was given a clean towel and taken to the massage table, which was covered in disposable paper sheet type of thing, which I suppose is nice in that it means I'm not lying in the previous guys cum. Oh, just to finish the venue experience, when I was leaving, I was putting on my shoes in the entry hallway, when someone knocks on the front door. Eva rushes out to me, and takes me to the kitchen again to hide from the next client. I wait in the dark kitchen for about a minute, and then I'm free to finally go. The shuttling me from room to room and rushing me to hide in the kitchen thing was both comical and a little bit annoying, but I suppose it does show that Eva takes the discretion of her clients seriously so all in all probably worth the hassle.
The Girls: I found Uma to be very attractive. She was not wearing as much makeup as on the website photos, which is fine with me. She is somewhat prettier then her pics, with nice smaller sized natural tits, which is always a turn on for me. Her English is more than adequate, but to be fair we didn't speak much. Jyoti, tbh, is not necessarily my type of woman. A bit too much makeup, and big fake tits. Not unattractive by any stretch but again, no really the type of girl I find stunning, but of course to each his own.
The Important Stuff: I went for the 4 handed Tantric Massage, as it was very well reviewed here on UKP several times. I must admit that it did not quite live up to my expectations based on prior reviews, but it was also not bad in any way either. I was told to lie face down, and then given some brief instructions on how to breath during the massage. Then Jyoti and Uma started giving me what I assume is a sort of legitimate massage from both sides of the table. Firm use of hands on my back muscles and legs and buttocks, also using their elbows at times. I've never had a legitimate massage and found that I quite enjoyed this part of it. After about 10 minutes of this, the sensual/tantric part started. There were CC swipes, reach unders where they played with my cock and balls, and nipple play (on me), which was nice. While one of them continued the massage, the other would take one or both of my hands and place them on their buttocks, belly's, and breasts, and sort of show me what they wanted me to do with my hands. They would slowly turn around with my hands on them, letting me kind of massage them while they were massaging me. Sometimes one of them would be at my feet and one at my head (the big head). They applied oil at some point the themselves and me, and then would alternate a B2B massage on me (while I was still lying on my stomach).
After a while of this, they got me hard with more ball and cock play, as well as more nipple play on me. I was asked to turn over, and then they would place one of my hands on each of them, offering their tits, butts, belly's to me. It might sound kind of funny, but I felt sort of overwhelmed with all that I was being asked to do. There were 4 boobs and 4 butt cheeks to play with, while they were slowly turning around to allow me to play with different parts of their bodies. I think my problem was that there was too much going on at once, and I couldn't really focus on any one thing for long enough to enjoy it. I suppose this does not speak well of my ability to multitask, but I get the feeling that I may have had more fun with just one of them, where I could give Uma, ideally, all of my attention.
Then they said they were going to edge me a few times before having me cum, and they asked me to tell them when I was close. They put more oil on my cock and played with it slowly, bringing me to the edge twice, then taking me all the way the third time, while asking me to breath deeply while I was cumming. Unfortunately they kept stroking, including the head of my cock, while i was cumming, but I get way too sensitive at that point, so I didn't enjoy that as much as I could have had they left the head alone at that point.
After that, I did enjoy that they spent a nice bit of time cleaning me up slowly, putting a towel on the front of my body. Then Uma went to the head of the table and gave me a great scalp/head massage, while Jyoti gave me a pleasant foot massage. Finally I was sent to the shower again, and after a quick peck on the cheek by Uma and a quick hug by Jyoti, was sent on my way (after another visit to hide in the kitchen for a brief time).
Summary: I'm giving this a neutral. I actually enjoyed the legit massage part almost more than the sensual part. As I said, there was a bit too much going on all at once for me to truly enjoy myself at times. I also did not particularly enjoy the overstimulation of the head of my cock while I was cumming. I did find Uma to be quite pretty, and really liked her smallish, natural tits. Jyoti was less appealing to me, and her big, fake boobs didn't do much for me. The whole hiding in the kitchen multiple times, and having to wait more than 15 minutes to start, was less than ideal I would say. I should mention that I did get the full hour and was not shorted any time from the late start on their part. Also, there was no kissing, and no touching of either girls' pussies, but neither was expected so not a negative.
This is the second sensual massage I have had, and, tbh, I've not thought either one was incredible. This may be more a reflection of my not being as into these as other punters might be, so keep that in mind when reading this review. If I do go back, I think I'd like to just see Uma. I liked her body, and I might enjoy the one on one contact better than the 2 on 1.
Positives:
Very good "legit" massage
Uma was very pretty, nice smallish natural boobs
Kind of like the disposable paper cover to the massage table. Not super comfortable, but at least you know that its sanitary
Eva tried hard to fit me in and succeeded.
Neutrals:
Jyoti not my body type with big, fake tits. This is just my personal preference so may be a positive to others
Didn't love the handjob technique. Overstimulation while I was cumming
Hiding punters in kitchen multiple times during visit less than optimal, but does show discretion
Not sure that the £150 was great VFM from my perspective
Negatives:
Nothing really
Again, I know previous reviewers raved about these two, and I totally respect their experiences and their opinions. I'm kind of disappointed that I was not blown away as they were, but that may very well be down to sensual massages not really being my cup of tea. I would not tell anyone else not to go based on my experience, but hopefully I've added a bit of a different perspective that some may find helpful.
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