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External Link/Members Only I've had some reasonable punts over the past four months, but this was a very poor one.
Comms:All comms were by text - at Lissa's request after not picking up.
When booking, I said I wanted 1hr booking as long as French Kissing (I spelt it out) and OWO available - she replied okay.
Location:The punt didn't start well because Lissa is working from a difficult location on the edge of Maidenhead, as has been mentioned in previous reviews.
She works from a flat in a newish development outside the town centre (1 mile from the railway station), with parking restrictions on the development and nearby roads. There are a few spaces on adjoining streets but they have a limit of 30mins.
However, I did manage to find some that allowed 2hrs parking in Salters Road nearby, which fortunately I had spotted when I was scanning the area with Google Maps.
After parking I did see some marked visitors' spaces in the development itself, on the left, but it was too late.
I did have to search for the block where Lissa's working flat is. It is the first one on the right by the mini-roundabout as you enter the development.
NB She misses two letters (l-e) on the name of the block when she texts you beforehand.
After all this, I was 15mins late, but Lissa didn't seem bothered as she clearly is aware there is a parking issue and she was probably quiet at the time.
She said I could still have the hour (£100), but I ended up only staying 45mins anyway.
Flat is ground floor and fairly discreet. It's fit for purpose and bathroom is clean, but shower is not fixed, only handheld, which is cumbersome.
Physical features:The photographs on Lissa's profile are her, but they are very photoshopped.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyI would say she is no more than 5/10 lookswise and is quite Brazilian looking. I would estimate her age is about 30.
Her tits are fairly small and saggy.
This may be a personal thing, but I was rather turned off by Lissa's genitalia.
The pussy lips are thick 'outies' that are black and scrunched up. Her clit was protruding when I went down on her, but looked slightly odd, coming out at an angle.
I'm trying not to think about this too much now, but all this and the rather masculine arse did rather concern me at the end of the punt.
Personality:Lissa's English is okay, but not great. It should be said that she is friendly, without being too chatty, and is keen that you have a good time. The trouble is she didn't really deliver it for me.
Meeting:Lissa did faff about a bit to start with, taking a long time stashing the cash and talking to a friend (I didn't see her or know who she is) and then spent quite a long time wet-wiping me, which some will hate. However, she hadn't offered me a shower, only did at the end.
I didn't feel the need to check again at the start of the punt that FK and OWO would be available, given her confirmation and previous reviews indicating she does FK.
However, throughout the punt, Lissa kept her mouth virtually closed and although she kissed on the lips a lot, there was absolutely no tongue.
She does OWO, but I thought her technique was poor, rather odd and lacked variety. For example, towards the start of the punt, she put her mouth over my entire cock, but only for a millisecond, then removed her mouth and rubbed my dick and balls slightly, repeating this.
I was considering whether to go for CIM, but it would never have happened like this, so decided to have sex. Her hair wasn't tied back so in CG it just got in the way so kissing was out of the question.
However, even when we switched to mish, she turned her head away and had her mouth firmly closed when I tried to kiss her. As usual, though, I pop fairly quickly first time.
Lissa's massage was fairly lacklustre and poor, even for an amateur.
She moaned and wriggled a bit during RO and appeared to have an orgasm, but it seemed a bit fake to me.
Lissa did try her best with OWO and HJ to try to get me 'up' for a second round, but to no avail.
It may be that even in the most expert hands, it might not have happened, particularly at my age and I the colder weather, but more proficient escorts usually at least get me erect again.
As a second round wasn't going to happen and I didn't feel that I wanted to chat with her, I took a shower and left, feeling I'd wasted £100 and an afternoon of my life.
