Curvaceous Candy,,more like Useless Candy!!

[HayesPunter]

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Newbie review so any feedback/tips for future reviews appreciated

Saw her about a month or so ago at Heathrow her hourly rate then was £130 which is the upper end of the market for bbw' I notice she was lowered it to £100 personally I think for the level of service she provides she should be charging £80-£90 per hour

COMMS
friendly and polite the complete opposite to what she is like in person, the difference is quite shocking

PERSONALITY/ATTITUDE
cold and unfriendly as soon as you meet her at first I gave her the benefit of the doubt and thought she might be in a bad mood but she was really cocky and arrogant aswell which led me to believe that she is a genuinely unpleasant woman she made me feel uncomfortable and on edge

BODY
no complaints at all exactly as her pics, I like to treat myself to a big girl once in a while and she is the true definition of a bbw although I would say don't get your hopes up expecting big tits because for her size hers are pretty small

FACE
a real let down to be honest she looks much older and more haggard than in her pics and I would say she would be around 36-38 age range, she has bad skin, grey hairs sprouting through and crooked teeth her face reminded me of a much older and rougher around the edges version of the actress Sharon Rooney face wise I would say 4/10

HYGIENE
she didn't seem very fresh and clean and looked a little grubby considering she was on tour and would of been spunked on by a lot of men that day I don't think personal hygiene is particularly important to her she was really bad breath you can smell it before you are up close

SERVICES
FK completely ruined by her awful bad breath
OWO the most ridiculously pathetic blowjob I've prob ever received when she was doing it I was thinking what the fuck are you doing woman? If it wasn't for the fact I had paid the stupid whore I would of burst out laughing it was tragic!! Considering she's prob sucked over 10 thousand cocks she has the oral technique of a virgin
SEX MISH & DOGGY the sex wasn't much better completely lifeless with zero interaction I reckon I would of got more satisfaction if I had fucked a blowup doll when she started with the fake pathetic moans and groans again I nearly burst out laughing she doesn't have a clue what she's doing in the bedroom department

POSITIVES
a real bbw

NEGATIVES
poor hygiene & bad breath
Bad attitude
Completely overpriced when I seen her
Shit unfulfilling sex
One of the worst blowjobs I've ever received

SUMMARY
terrible service from a woman whose attitude stunk and doesn't seem to have a clue what she's doing or how to satisfy a punter, personally I think she is completely jaded and is in the wrong line of work and should retire she must be one of the worst reviewed girls in the country

[Billy no mates]

Thanks for the review, and welcome to the board

[HayesPunter]

Thanks for the review, and welcome to the board

Thanks mate, shame my first review had to be a negative   

[Billy no mates]

Thanks mate, shame my first review had to be a negative   

So was mine, things can only go up from here 

[HayesPunter]

So was mine, things can only go up from here 

Forgot to mention in the review, once we started to have sex her pussy started to smell a bit fishy, it's not something that bothers me at all as I know that some girls are just unlucky and can't help it that they make this smell when fucking but thought I should point it out as I know a lot of guys don't like it at all

[Brazilian Martian]

Guys that visit her deserve a a bottle of Johnny walker black label  she's one ugly dog 

[HayesPunter]

Guys that visit her deserve a a bottle of Johnny walker black label  she's one ugly dog 

She's got a face like a welders bench mate!

High class escort?? Do me a favour love,, more like clapped out old whore!!