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Rochdull lad

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For me, it's extensive tattoos and enhanced tits; what is there about a WG that when you read about/see her, you think, "NO-O-O!" :scare:

Offline rpg

Trying to look sexy. A ridiculous fixed expression across all the photos turns me right off.

Offline Stiltskin

Trying to look sexy. A ridiculous fixed expression across all the photos turns me right off.

+1 on that!

Also, girls with no hips and skinny lips.

Offline smiths

For me, it's extensive tattoos and enhanced tits; what is there about a WG that when you read about/see her, you think, "NO-O-O!" :scare:

A WG irrespective of how attractive she is that is as cold as ice and has a bad attitude and/or is a liar. And bad hygiene is a massive turn-off to me.

I dont like Tattoo sleeves on women myself.

Offline NIK

For me, it's extensive tattoos and enhanced tits


Me too. Both seem to be features of many  modern American porn stars.
They look like freaks.

foresight

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Me too. Both seem to be features of many  modern American porn stars.
They look like freaks.

All of the above plus naff, Ann Summers type lingerie/ outfits.

Offline Outcallguy

"A WG irrespective of how attractive she is that is as cold as ice and has a bad attitude and/or is a liar. And bad hygiene is a massive turn-off to me."

Same here.
If they make it obvious they don't want to touch/kiss you at all it's an instant turn off for me.
Makes it feel a bit too much like rape for my liking (not that I know what rape actually feels like!

tda666

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IMHO

When they have been selective with the truth regarding their weight.

I cannot bear any sort of excess flab at all. Such a turn off for me, particularly if their tits are saggy too. The few times this has happened have always been based on the WG posting old photos of herself and lying about her dress size on her profile.

Offline Lindberg

I too get turned off by a WG thats not into it. I mean £100 is a lot of money to spend only to feel like you shouldn't have bothered. I always try to book ladies who have a good attitude according to their feed back. But I must say I do like the fake tits and tattoos like the pornstars.

Offline Jimmyredcab

I too get turned off by a WG thats not into it. I mean £100 is a lot of money to spend only to feel like you shouldn't have bothered.

I know exactly what you mean, £100 is a lot of money to waste on a useless punt, I would rather lose £100 in the casino.

The problem is that some pro$$ies lose touch with the "real world" and the true value of money, the only time they come to their senses is when they decide to "retire" and realise how hard it is to earn a living by actually working.

I can "suffer" tattoos, I can't abide bad attitude.    :mad:

zootie

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1. Chavs
2. Not into really skinny girls but hate BBWs even more. Average size is fine with me
3. WGs that make out their doing you a favour by seeing you
4. Any WG who uses the words elite or classy
5. Profiles with lots of negative bollocks
6. WGs with crap blogs
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 10:33:53 am by zootie »

Offline billyjo

1. can't stand when they caked in make-up.

2. Fake tits.

3. Stinky room that stinks of sweat and sex.

4. I'm not one for tattoo's either but don't mind a few small ones.

5. WG's that offer anal.  Been curious to try at times (usually after watching porn that involves anal) in the past but it's not for me.

6. I also try to avoid chavs.


Offline Jimmyredcab


4. Any WG who uses the words elite or classy


Plus the word "Courtesan".

Also ------------ when they call their fees a "Donation".  :dash:

yumyum3

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As smiths and jrc have said, it is all about the attitude. There are bad ones that are obvious but also those that try and disguise laziness and greed with fake cordiality and sweetness; ie being friendly but insulting the intelligence by wasting time and thinking fake charm will disguise mediocrity and excuse lame service.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

forget size, that is a matter of taste, I love em large and love em small also. It is attitude. Some ladies really appear to enjoy sex and are passionate. It is indeed the cold ones who put me off. I like the human contact and the flesh to flesh contact with no boundaries. So the ones who turn their nose up at you and cringe when you touch them. You can see that at the time of greeting so still a chance to walk out before handing over the dosh.
Chav, middle class, posh or immigrant not a problem.

Agree dislikes: surgical breasts, bod pongs, excessive make-up, perfume, talc.,
also fancy underwear but can cope with it as of course they remove it or I do!
Prefer hairy down below but very rare now so no use saying I dislike shaven as I would never meet anyone.

I dislike a flat bed with no or minimal pillows.

Tattoos not a problem but built in jewels on the nose or lips are yucky and as for jewels on the nipples even more yucky as one trick I like for the larger or droopier boobs is when I can suck both nipples at once and not possible when there is hardware on the software. As for jewels on their other lips, gives one blisters or worse on the tongue. And worst of all is that any body jewels can harbour semen or snot or pus or worse.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 11:48:13 am by Horizontal pleasures »

MethodMan

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Poor hygiene.

Bad attitude.

Weird piercings....I HATE tongue, pussy & nipple piercings.

100 posts on UKP.....YAY!!!!

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100 posts on UKP.....YAY!!!!

if you reply to this it will be 101!
congratulations from one who has been there done that...

MethodMan

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if you reply to this it will be 101!
congratulations from one who has been there done that...

102 and thank you.

hurry up harry

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Smelly, sweaty pussies... especially when you're committed (RO). :vomit:

zootie

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Smelly, sweaty pussies... especially when you're committed (RO). :vomit:

Avoided those so far
Once went down on a girl only to find she had started her period  :vomit:

Rochdull lad

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Avoided those so far
Once went down on a girl only to find she had started her period  :vomit:

MUCH too much information, zootie! :vomit: :vomit:

Btw; I should have included in the OP that, if a WG who works on her own mentions her husband/partner in her AW Profile or Interview, that's also an immediate turn-off for me.  I mean, we all know [assume] they have them; but, as they're selling us exclusivity for a while, then I don't want to read about the bloke they're going home to.

Uglybugball

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As smiths and jrc have said, it is all about the attitude. There are bad ones that are obvious but also those that try and disguise laziness and greed with fake cordiality and sweetness; ie being friendly but insulting the intelligence by wasting time and thinking fake charm will disguise mediocrity and excuse lame service.

+1

I manage to avoid these ones by doing a little research and reading their feedback.

hurry up harry

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Constantly reminding me the price of extras during the punt :hi:

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When you find a hottie, ripe for fucking, and then you click on their AW profile only to be greeted by This member's profile is set to distribute content only

Melb

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Fake moans and groans and all over the top acting.

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Plus the word "Courtesan".

Also ------------ when they call their fees a "Donation".  :dash:
Or a consideration.

MethodMan

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Talking about boyfriends, husbands and other clients.   :( :vomit:

Time wasting tactics (too many to list).  :(

Messy homes - bedrooms & bathrooms.  :(




James999

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Having to dry your cock on their kids Thomas the Tank towel  :(

hurry up harry

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Bits of tissue stuck on their fanny :vomit:

Offline manc36

Fake tits,skinny, too much hair, Bad attitude/Goddess syndrome,beef curtains. Not dressing the way you find sexy after you've asked them.

I can be fussy, I really can't do with miserable WG with no sense of humour.
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lovingfacials

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To many things..............as many as things that turn me on but major turn offs are

Fake tits
Tatto'd tits
Birds who have either lost a load of weight or put a load of weight on fro their pics
No wearing what was asked
Fake moaning
Teethy bj's
Smelly cunts
Hairy cunts
Toenails...........

oh fuck it cant be bothered with anymore

sucky2dollar

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Ceiling starers

Go shopping in your own time not mine.

Offline Urban_G

What turns me off?

When enthusiasm is replaced by an attitude.

potato

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I agree with most comments so far. Some things are subjective like dress size / physique - each to their own on that. Someone whose body size varies from their gallery is another thing! As is those that wear lingerie to avoid you seeing the scars or really awful stretch marks all over their belly.  Lateness on an outcall - the record is 4 hours late for a 4 hour booking when there was only 1 1/2 hours "free" time left.  Girls that have "receptionists" to handle their mail enquiries - I thought I was mailing the girl and had a good interchange covering likes/dislikes etc., and the person that arrived was the same as her profile but had no idea at all about the meeting agenda - and then blamed her "mate" for not passing on the info to her!

Girls that have obviously been elsewhere right before the meeting and haven't showered to be fresh again.  As said before , Time wasting - where do you start on that one ! Girls that obviously bid on every Reverse Booking within a 100 mile radius of her and then ignore you when you mail them and ask if they are serious about the bid. Photo's taken at strange angles to hide their beer gut, tatoo's etc.,  Those that do not reply to a genuine enquiry asking a question not covered on their profile or just answer with a phone number and "call me" - its a simple question for god's sake!

Lying about their age - big time !  That's enough or I will sound like a whinger lol...

tda666

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Seeing someone else's pubes in the shower when you get in ........... and she is completely shaved !!! :scare:

lovingfacials

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I agree with most comments so far. Some things are subjective like dress size / physique - each to their own on that. Someone whose body size varies from their gallery is another thing! As is those that wear lingerie to avoid you seeing the scars or really awful stretch marks all over their belly.  Lateness on an outcall - the record is 4 hours late for a 4 hour booking when there was only 1 1/2 hours "free" time left.  Girls that have "receptionists" to handle their mail enquiries - I thought I was mailing the girl and had a good interchange covering likes/dislikes etc., and the person that arrived was the same as her profile but had no idea at all about the meeting agenda - and then blamed her "mate" for not passing on the info to her!

Girls that have obviously been elsewhere right before the meeting and haven't showered to be fresh again.  As said before , Time wasting - where do you start on that one ! Girls that obviously bid on every Reverse Booking within a 100 mile radius of her and then ignore you when you mail them and ask if they are serious about the bid. Photo's taken at strange angles to hide their beer gut, tatoo's etc.,  Those that do not reply to a genuine enquiry asking a question not covered on their profile or just answer with a phone number and "call me" - its a simple question for god's sake!

Lying about their age - big time !  That's enough or I will sound like a whinger lol...

I saw a really wellknown Manchester w/g who when I got there had some sexy kit on (as she does on her AW Site) when she tool it off I nearly threw up, the stretch marks were like burns all over her body, I felt sick and couldnt punt...........

Now im fine with girls having SM if I know beforehand, but I choose not to see them, however this time it was UN- FUCKING BELEIVABLE

hurry up harry

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I saw a really wellknown Manchester w/g who when I got there had some sexy kit on (as she does on her AW Site) when she tool it off I nearly threw up, the stretch marks were like burns all over her body, I felt sick and couldnt punt.

Think I know who you mean LF ;)

Lz-129

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Seem to be in the minority here then, but as more girls seem to be getting more ink, as long as its tasteful I love em, piercing's too, except eyebrow and bull ring, for some reason I don't like them

I'd heave at a smelly minge cos I do love a good feed down there :)

Don't want bbw but don't mind skinny

As others have suggested, evidence of previous clients would make me hurl, we all know whats happened without needing reminding but thankfully for me the few I've seen have been spotless

Uglybugball

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Having to dry your cock on their kids Thomas the Tank towel  :(

 :D

Then having to shag the fat controller..   :hi:

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Looking up at the wall in front of you as you are taking her doggy style to be confronted with pictures of her husband and kids hanging on the wall over the headboard.

Plus attitude, talk of ' that's extra' especially if listed as all inclusive on profile, poor hygiene all kill the mood for me.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 07:40:02 pm by Andy-ShyGuy »

Uglybugball

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Looking up at the wall in front of you as you are taking her doggy style to be confronted with pictures of her husband and kids hanging on the wall over the headboard.

Sorry about that, told her 100 times about that.  :hi:

James999

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Looking up at the wall in front of you as you are taking her doggy style to be confronted with pictures of her husband and kids hanging on the wall over the headboard.

The Classy ones turn the pics round  :D

Offline WashingtonLad

Going down on a girl and she states, "Don't worry, it's an ingrowing hair not a genital wart!"

I hadn't even noticed but once she pointed it out the old fella was like a tortoise going back in his shell.  :vomit:
Banned reason: Leech posting unfounded allegations.
Banned by: daviemac

hurry up harry

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WGs who have dogs loose in the house (jumping up at me on way from shower to bedroom...ouch!).

Offline funkeemonkeeguy

Quite a few. Girls with a 'can't be bothered' attitude as if you've chosen them at random out of the 100s of WGs out there. Sorry but I expect good manners and a 'can do ' attitude. I don't mind small tatoos. hairy pussies not my thing and my WG has to smell fresh. I make sure I'm clean so I can't see why she doesn't have to make the effort.

DannyJames

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Think I know who you mean LF ;)

I think I do too.

Reading through the thread I thought I would post about stretch marks being one thing I hate. Probably really shallow of me but it simply turns me off.

Saw a wg in Manc area and when she removed her top my erection got up and walked out the room. Managed to make what was essentially a semi cum by closing my eyes and remembering my best ever punt. Felt shit after that punt and didn't punt again for some time.

hurry up harry

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Quite a few. Girls with a 'can't be bothered' attitude as if you've chosen them at random out of the 100s of WGs out there. Sorry but I expect good manners and a 'can do ' attitude. I don't mind small tatoos. hairy pussies not my thing and my WG has to smell fresh. I make sure I'm clean so I can't see why she doesn't have to make the effort.

Quite happy with a,hairy pussy as long as its trimmed and clean

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I think I do too.

Reading through the thread I thought I would post about stretch marks being one thing I hate. Probably really shallow of me but it simply turns me off.

Saw a wg in Manc area and when she removed her top my erection got up and walked out the room. Managed to make what was essentially a semi cum by closing my eyes and remembering my best ever punt. Felt shit after that punt and didn't punt again for some time.
TBH I've come top accept stretchmarks as being very common, more seem to have them than don't, at least the girls I see do. I would rather see stretchmarks than see tatts of baby names.

Rochdull lad

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I think I do too.

Reading through the thread I thought I would post about stretch marks being one thing I hate. Probably really shallow of me but it simply turns me off.

Saw a wg in Manc area and when she removed her top my erection got up and walked out the room. Managed to make what was essentially a semi cum by closing my eyes and remembering my best ever punt. Felt shit after that punt and didn't punt again for some time.

Isn't it funny how other peoples' replies remind you of things you'd forgotten?

This reply reminded me of a WG I saw 4 or 5 years ago in Greater Manchester.  The punt had been okay, but she obviously had no bookings after me so while I was getting dressed to go home, she changed into her civvies to go to her home.  The black nylons which she'd worn throughout the session came off and I saw two of the most veiny legs I've ever seen.  I think that's probably why I now like the WG to keep her stockings on!

Offline Stiltskin

TBH I've come top accept stretchmarks as being very common, more seem to have them than don't, at least the girls I see do. I would rather see stretchmarks than see tatts of baby names.

They're not very common with the girls I see. I try to see girls that haven't had kids, as I hate stretchmarks on the tummy. It would be good if there was an option in the AW interview to say whether they've had kids or not, but I can't see that going down too well with the wg's.