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Author Topic: What turns you off?  (Read 10626 times)

Offline Ali Katt

Plus the word "Courtesan".

Also ------------ when they call their fees a "Donation".  :dash:
Or a consideration.

Offline MethodMan

Talking about boyfriends, husbands and other clients.   :( :vomit:

Time wasting tactics (too many to list).  :(

Messy homes - bedrooms & bathrooms.  :(



Banning reason: Fluffy white-knight caught out harassing, stalking and outing another member for daring to criticize his favourite whore whom he is obsessed with

Online James999

Having to dry your cock on their kids Thomas the Tank towel  :(

Bits of tissue stuck on their fanny :vomit:

Offline manc36

Fake tits,skinny, too much hair, Bad attitude/Goddess syndrome,beef curtains. Not dressing the way you find sexy after you've asked them.

I can be fussy, I really can't do with miserable WG with no sense of humour.

Offline lovingfacials

To many things..............as many as things that turn me on but major turn offs are

Fake tits
Tatto'd tits
Birds who have either lost a load of weight or put a load of weight on fro their pics
No wearing what was asked
Fake moaning
Teethy bj's
Smelly cunts
Hairy cunts
Toenails...........

oh fuck it cant be bothered with anymore

Ceiling starers

Go shopping in your own time not mine.

Offline Urban_G

What turns me off?

When enthusiasm is replaced by an attitude.

Offline potato

I agree with most comments so far. Some things are subjective like dress size / physique - each to their own on that. Someone whose body size varies from their gallery is another thing! As is those that wear lingerie to avoid you seeing the scars or really awful stretch marks all over their belly.  Lateness on an outcall - the record is 4 hours late for a 4 hour booking when there was only 1 1/2 hours "free" time left.  Girls that have "receptionists" to handle their mail enquiries - I thought I was mailing the girl and had a good interchange covering likes/dislikes etc., and the person that arrived was the same as her profile but had no idea at all about the meeting agenda - and then blamed her "mate" for not passing on the info to her!

Girls that have obviously been elsewhere right before the meeting and haven't showered to be fresh again.  As said before , Time wasting - where do you start on that one ! Girls that obviously bid on every Reverse Booking within a 100 mile radius of her and then ignore you when you mail them and ask if they are serious about the bid. Photo's taken at strange angles to hide their beer gut, tatoo's etc.,  Those that do not reply to a genuine enquiry asking a question not covered on their profile or just answer with a phone number and "call me" - its a simple question for god's sake!

Lying about their age - big time !  That's enough or I will sound like a whinger lol...

Offline tda666

Seeing someone else's pubes in the shower when you get in ........... and she is completely shaved !!! :scare:

Offline lovingfacials

I agree with most comments so far. Some things are subjective like dress size / physique - each to their own on that. Someone whose body size varies from their gallery is another thing! As is those that wear lingerie to avoid you seeing the scars or really awful stretch marks all over their belly.  Lateness on an outcall - the record is 4 hours late for a 4 hour booking when there was only 1 1/2 hours "free" time left.  Girls that have "receptionists" to handle their mail enquiries - I thought I was mailing the girl and had a good interchange covering likes/dislikes etc., and the person that arrived was the same as her profile but had no idea at all about the meeting agenda - and then blamed her "mate" for not passing on the info to her!

Girls that have obviously been elsewhere right before the meeting and haven't showered to be fresh again.  As said before , Time wasting - where do you start on that one ! Girls that obviously bid on every Reverse Booking within a 100 mile radius of her and then ignore you when you mail them and ask if they are serious about the bid. Photo's taken at strange angles to hide their beer gut, tatoo's etc.,  Those that do not reply to a genuine enquiry asking a question not covered on their profile or just answer with a phone number and "call me" - its a simple question for god's sake!

Lying about their age - big time !  That's enough or I will sound like a whinger lol...

I saw a really wellknown Manchester w/g who when I got there had some sexy kit on (as she does on her AW Site) when she tool it off I nearly threw up, the stretch marks were like burns all over her body, I felt sick and couldnt punt...........

Now im fine with girls having SM if I know beforehand, but I choose not to see them, however this time it was UN- FUCKING BELEIVABLE

I saw a really wellknown Manchester w/g who when I got there had some sexy kit on (as she does on her AW Site) when she tool it off I nearly threw up, the stretch marks were like burns all over her body, I felt sick and couldnt punt.

Think I know who you mean LF ;)

Offline Lz-129

Seem to be in the minority here then, but as more girls seem to be getting more ink, as long as its tasteful I love em, piercing's too, except eyebrow and bull ring, for some reason I don't like them

I'd heave at a smelly minge cos I do love a good feed down there :)

Don't want bbw but don't mind skinny

As others have suggested, evidence of previous clients would make me hurl, we all know whats happened without needing reminding but thankfully for me the few I've seen have been spotless

Offline Uglybugball

Having to dry your cock on their kids Thomas the Tank towel  :(

 :D

Then having to shag the fat controller..   :hi:

Looking up at the wall in front of you as you are taking her doggy style to be confronted with pictures of her husband and kids hanging on the wall over the headboard.

Plus attitude, talk of ' that's extra' especially if listed as all inclusive on profile, poor hygiene all kill the mood for me.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 07:40:02 PM by Andy-ShyGuy »

Offline Uglybugball

Looking up at the wall in front of you as you are taking her doggy style to be confronted with pictures of her husband and kids hanging on the wall over the headboard.

Sorry about that, told her 100 times about that.  :hi:

Online James999

Looking up at the wall in front of you as you are taking her doggy style to be confronted with pictures of her husband and kids hanging on the wall over the headboard.

The Classy ones turn the pics round  :D

Going down on a girl and she states, "Don't worry, it's an ingrowing hair not a genital wart!"

I hadn't even noticed but once she pointed it out the old fella was like a tortoise going back in his shell.  :vomit:

WGs who have dogs loose in the house (jumping up at me on way from shower to bedroom...ouch!).

Quite a few. Girls with a 'can't be bothered' attitude as if you've chosen them at random out of the 100s of WGs out there. Sorry but I expect good manners and a 'can do ' attitude. I don't mind small tatoos. hairy pussies not my thing and my WG has to smell fresh. I make sure I'm clean so I can't see why she doesn't have to make the effort.

Offline DannyJames

Think I know who you mean LF ;)

I think I do too.

Reading through the thread I thought I would post about stretch marks being one thing I hate. Probably really shallow of me but it simply turns me off.

Saw a wg in Manc area and when she removed her top my erection got up and walked out the room. Managed to make what was essentially a semi cum by closing my eyes and remembering my best ever punt. Felt shit after that punt and didn't punt again for some time.

Quite a few. Girls with a 'can't be bothered' attitude as if you've chosen them at random out of the 100s of WGs out there. Sorry but I expect good manners and a 'can do ' attitude. I don't mind small tatoos. hairy pussies not my thing and my WG has to smell fresh. I make sure I'm clean so I can't see why she doesn't have to make the effort.

Quite happy with a,hairy pussy as long as its trimmed and clean

Offline Ali Katt

I think I do too.

Reading through the thread I thought I would post about stretch marks being one thing I hate. Probably really shallow of me but it simply turns me off.

Saw a wg in Manc area and when she removed her top my erection got up and walked out the room. Managed to make what was essentially a semi cum by closing my eyes and remembering my best ever punt. Felt shit after that punt and didn't punt again for some time.
TBH I've come top accept stretchmarks as being very common, more seem to have them than don't, at least the girls I see do. I would rather see stretchmarks than see tatts of baby names.

I think I do too.

Reading through the thread I thought I would post about stretch marks being one thing I hate. Probably really shallow of me but it simply turns me off.

Saw a wg in Manc area and when she removed her top my erection got up and walked out the room. Managed to make what was essentially a semi cum by closing my eyes and remembering my best ever punt. Felt shit after that punt and didn't punt again for some time.

Isn't it funny how other peoples' replies remind you of things you'd forgotten?

This reply reminded me of a WG I saw 4 or 5 years ago in Greater Manchester.  The punt had been okay, but she obviously had no bookings after me so while I was getting dressed to go home, she changed into her civvies to go to her home.  The black nylons which she'd worn throughout the session came off and I saw two of the most veiny legs I've ever seen.  I think that's probably why I now like the WG to keep her stockings on!

Offline Stiltskin

TBH I've come top accept stretchmarks as being very common, more seem to have them than don't, at least the girls I see do. I would rather see stretchmarks than see tatts of baby names.

They're not very common with the girls I see. I try to see girls that haven't had kids, as I hate stretchmarks on the tummy. It would be good if there was an option in the AW interview to say whether they've had kids or not, but I can't see that going down too well with the wg's.


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